Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Rozen Thorne]

Future

Take on all the infirmities of a blood relative and through the curse you both get 20 extra years of life.
OR
Give your monetary debts to a complete stranger and through the curse you lose 10 years of life.

 

[blueharvest]

Give My Monetary Debt To Someone Else

Would You Rather Be Super Smart or Super Skinny For the Rest of Your Life?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Super Smart, figure out a new optimized diet and get ideal body = profit!

Spend a year in the Military with a 30% chance to be killed in action and then pay no taxes for life.
OR
Pay 30% extra taxes but you get Universal Income and Free Health & Dental for life.

 

[blueharvest]

Pay 30% extra taxes

Would You Rather Be Able To Run For 30 Miles Nonstop or Cycle For 120 Miles Nonstop?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Run for 30 miles... I think.

When you go to bed at night, would you rather...

Have a deranged elf pour a bucket of water on you every 15 minutes? OR Hear "Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley play at 110 decibels for 3 minutes at a time, at random intervals?

 

[blueharvest]

Hear "Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley play at 110 Decibels

Would You Rather Be Able To Run As Fast As the Flash or Have The Ability to Fly like Superman?

 

[MissMarvelous]

The ability to FLY

Be the guy from Memento OR Be the guy from Groundhog Day

 

[blueharvest]

Be the Guy From Groundhog Day

Would You Rather Grow To 50 Feet Tall Or Shrink Down To 3 Inches?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Shrink, seems like it would have more practical applications.

Absorb the appearance and memories from someone with a touch, but it turns them into a puddle of goo.
OR
Be able to travel to a place instantly with a thought but you leave behind subatomic rips in the space/time continuum.

 

[blueharvest]

Absorb the appearance and memories from someone

Would You Rather Have A Golden Voice or A Silver Tongue?

 

[MissMarvelous]

A golden voice, I think.

Listen to only old Broadway musical songs OR Listen to only Christmas music

 

[blueharvest]

Listen To Broadway songs

Have the ability to communicate with and command squirrels or visit outer space?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Space

View yourself in 10 years for a day -OR- Walk around in the body of the first human for a day.

 

[blueharvest]

View myself in 10 years for a day

Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

OVERDRESSED, CAN ALWAYS TAKE SOMETHING OFF

SHOT OUT OF A CANNON INTO A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF MUD
OR
SLEEP IN A VAT OF HONEY EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FOR A WEEK

 

[blueharvest]

Sleep in a Vat of Honey

Would you rather be able to talk with animals or speak every language?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Speak every language

Would you rather have your own TV show or have your own clothing line?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

CLOTHING LINE

SEX UP 1 PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE FOR 10 DAYS
OR
SEX UP A DIFFERENT PERSON EVERY NIGHT FOR A MONTH

 

[blueharvest]

Sex Up One Person For 10 Days

Would you rather have your flight delayed by 8 hours or lose your luggage?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

8 HOUR DELAY

GET PAID $50 A DAY TO LIVE IN MOSCOW RUSSIA FOR THE SUMMER
OR
BACKPACK ACROSS NORWAY SWEDEN & FINLAND OUT OF POCKET

 

[blueharvest]

Backpack Across Norway, Sweden & Finland

Would you rather be able to re-animate dead bodies or be able to breed dragons?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

REANIMATE DEAD + BECOME LICH KING = PROFIT

FIND CRASHED ALIEN SHIP WITH LOTS OF INTERESTING TECH
OR
FIND LOST CIVILIZATION THROUGH A PORTAL IN YOUR BACKYARD

 

[blueharvest]

Find Crashed Alien Ship

Would you rather Attend the Xavier School For Gifted Youngsters or Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Have your skin change colors based on your emotions forever OR Wake up every morning with a randomly different face for a year

 

[blueharvest]

Have My Skin Color Change Based On Emotions

Would you rather live in the Lego Batman Universe or the Borderlands Universe?