Either This Or That... - Part 1

[Web-Head]

Tarantino

Vampires or Ghosts?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Vampires are infinitely cooler.

Throw out the first pitch in the World Series
or
Attempt a half court basket for $10,000

 

[MissMarvelous]

The pitch thing...

A fake arm or a fake leg

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Leg, sacrifice mobility for versatility.

Coach a Little League Baseball team
or
Coach an American Football team

 

[MissMarvelous]

A little baseball team! please, please, please...

Be captured by a wild tribe in the jungles or Be captured by pirates at sea

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Pirates
Davy Jones: "Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished? I can offer you an escape."
Me: "Sign me up, Cap'n!"

Get a close up look at an actual UFO, no one believes you
or
Get a glimpse of a Vampire draining a victim down a dark alley, no one's around

 

[MissMarvelous]

Get a close up look at an actual UFO,

Duh!

Have supernatural agility or Have supernatural strength/intelligence

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Have supernatural strength/intelligence

Go to prison for something you didn't do, for less than 10 years
or
Completely get away with something bad but have it haunt you for the rest of your life

 

[MissMarvelous]

Completely get away with it!

Have an incredibly nice car OR Own a personal helicopter

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Car

Solar flare takes out all electrical power on Earth forever
or
Skynet AI comes online and takes over Earth (this time without killing humans)

 

[Web-Head]

Uhhh Skynet?

Fly or teleport?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Uhhh Skynet?

Fly or teleport?

Long time no see! Welcome back

Fly, definitely!


Arm yourself with the most powerful Nerf guns or Arm yourself with the most powerful Super Soakers

 

[Web-Head]

Super Soakers

Veronica or Betty?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Veronica (Mars?)

Have arms in proportion to a T-Rex or Have a neck in proportion to a Brontasaurus

 

[Rozen Thorne]

A Bronto neck, just imagine how good at deep throating you could be, oh my!

Have 4 stomachs like a cow, never gain weight
or
Have the genitals proportional to a barnacle

 

[MissMarvelous]

4 SMALL stomachs. But I believe that's a lot of pooping.

Spend a day with Justin Beiber OR Spend a day with Miley Cyrus

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Beebs would be less annoying, especially when I clank him over the head with a brick and spend the day in his mansion.

Weekend vacation at an empty Playboy Mansion
or
Free rides all weekend at a packed Disneyland Paris.

 

[MissMarvelous]

Weekend vacation at an empty Playboy Mansion!!!

Your piss smells like McDonalds French fries or Your poop smells like Burger King whopper.

 

[Rozen Thorne]

French fry wee, better than asparagus.

Fend for yourself in the aftermath of a tsunami
or
Trapped on the 30th floor of a burning skyscraper

 

[MissMarvelous]

That's a hard one, but I'll take the tsunami.

Snort one crushed up Altoid Mint (spearmint) or Take a shot (1.5 oz.) of Tabasco Sauce

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Sheeeet, I'll chug a German tankard of Tabasco sauce, you can't stop me!

Have a bag of Skittles the colors don't match the flavors randomly
or
Have a case of your favorite beverage, one random can will cause you intense diarrhea

 

[MissMarvelous]

Have a bag of Skittles the colors don't match the flavors randomly

Have to skip instead of walk or run at all times or Sprint everywhere you'd normally walk, jog or run to

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Sprint would be easier on the knees.

Eat like a bird for a week (literally bird food)
or
Consume as much as a Blue Whale for a day (literally fish stuff)

 

[MissMarvelous]

Both! I'm ok with seeds and I'm ok with sea food... nom nom nom nom

Be on the front page of Reddit whenever you want or Be on the front page of the New York Times once

 

[Rozen Thorne]

The headline for the Times... Rural man killed by comet fragment, scientists say one in a trillion chance occurrence.

Roaring down the open road in a Mad Max car after society collapses
or
Living in an underground bunker safe and sound after a nuclear war (probably for 20-30 years)