Elder Scrolls V - Part 4

[Anno_Domini]

Under a hour....and I stole a horse and went to jail and escaped...sweet.

 

[Paladin-Hoss]

So...i was fighting this khajit, and all of a sudden, i heard him called me a 'smoothskin' heh...never heard anybody else called me that in this game before.

Right there and then i got hit by a sudden bout of nostalgia.


'Remember kids, ghouls are people too! '

And i swear i could almost hear that the inkspot song...i don't wanna set the world on fire almost immidiately.

 

[socool]

So...i was fighting this khajit, and all of a sudden, i heard him called me a 'smoothskin' heh...never heard anybody else called me that in this game before.

Right there and then i got hit by a sudden bout of nostalgia.


'Remember kids, ghouls are people too! '

And i swear i could almost hear that the inkspot song...i don't wanna set the world on fire almost immidiately.

I swear, the same thing happened to me. I was called a smoothskin by a Khajit and I almost crapped myself. I don't remember ever being called a smoothskin in an elder scrolls game before.

 

[Havok83]

I aint gonna lie. I got a little creeped out, the first time my male Breton had a male dark elf come on to him. Was not expecting that

 

[ProjectPat2280]

I aint gonna lie. I got a little creeped out, the first time my male Breton had a male dark elf come on to him. Was not expecting that

Haha. I had a dude remark "Oh is that an amulet of mara, didn't think someone like you would be single". Needless to say, he found out what Fus Ro Dah meant.

 

[Paladin-Hoss]

I swear, the same thing happened to me. I was called a smoothskin by a Khajit and I almost crapped myself. I don't remember ever being called a smoothskin in an elder scrolls game before.

LOL i know... i almost heard my character said 'Charon?...how the hell you get in here?'

So i guess now is the time for that redguard three dog character for my next game!

 

[Speedball]

Haha. I had a dude remark "Oh is that an amulet of mara, didn't think someone like you would be single". Needless to say, he found out what Fus Ro Dah meant.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

He lived, if that makes it any better.

 

[Quasimod0]

Haha. I had a dude remark "Oh is that an amulet of mara, didn't think someone like you would be single". Needless to say, he found out what Fus Ro Dah meant.

t:t:

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

He lived, if that makes it any better.

Just do the same the next time a woman says it to you. Maybe Speedball would feel better.

 

[Benstamania]

haha. I had a dude remark "oh is that an amulet of mara, didn't think someone like you would be single". Needless to say, he found out what fus ro dah meant.

+ 1

 

[ProjectPat2280]

Just do the same the next time a woman says it to you.

Well thats just mean.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

Under a hour....and I stole a horse and went to jail and escaped...sweet.

Awesome.

 

[Wolvieboy17]

Skyrim... bringing out the homophobes in gamers :S

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Balimund was totally into me. But I was like, "Nah, I smith my own armor, if ya know what I'm sayin'."

I ended up marrying Jordis. I thought about marrying Muiri because everyone knows crazy chicks are the best, but then I read on a website that she's super-glitch-prone. I've encountered enough bugs on my own so far without my wife adding to the mix.

 

[Wolvieboy17]

I still think it's a huge damn oversight that you can't marry Sapphire or any Thieves Guild people, nor any Brotherhood people. Nor are there any Khajiit women you can marry. That somewhat screws up my character. Perhaps marriage isn't for him :P

 

[TheCorpulent1]

There were a bunch of people I wanted to marry but couldn't. Sapphire was at the top of my list. Aranea was up there too. No-go on either. Oh, and one of the tavern ladies... the one from Markarth, I think.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

I wanted to marry this woman, Hroki.

[YT]r0RFTih-RfY[/YT]

Skyrim... bringing out the homophobes in gamers :S

For real, haha.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

I wanted to marry this woman, Hroki.

[YT]r0RFTih-RfY[/YT]

I did too, but no dice. Weak sauce.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

You can marry her on the PC t:

Skyrim... bringing out the homophobes in gamers :S

It wouldn't be so bad if all the marryable men in the game weren't fugly. I was looking at the list of them for when I play as a female and the options are terrible. It's better to just be a lesbian.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

You can marry her on the PC t:

 

[Wolvieboy17]

It wouldn't be so bad if all the marryable men in the game weren't fugly. I was looking at the list of them for when I play as a female and the options are terrible. It's better to just be a lesbian.

You say all the men are fugly but as my friend pointed out, there is a very convenient lack of any fat men or women in Skyrim. Everyone is either a warrior or a buxom maiden. It must be the climate.

Incidentally, I found the perfect wife for my Khajiit Rogue. The saucy priestess of Dibella in Markath. She can teach my Khajiit all bout the ways of Nordic Khama Sutra.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

You say all the men are fugly but as my friend pointed out, there is a very convenient lack of any fat men or women in Skyrim. Everyone is either a warrior or a buxom maiden. It must be the climate.

That's a great thing. I wouldn't have enough energy to go around Fus Ro Dah'ing every fat man and woman that crossed my path, which is totally something id be obligated to do.

 

[Wolvieboy17]

And here I was think you were just a virtual homophobe, it turns out your a Fantasy RPG Fascist. You have the makings of a great Jarl of Windhelm about you :P

 

[Havok83]

I wanted to marry this woman, Hroki.

[YT]r0RFTih-RfY[/YT]



For real, haha.

Dude, me too! Was upset when I couldnt. I ended up going with Ysolda