Empire Magazine readers vote top 50 worst movies

[Oddzball]

"Mom and Dad Save the Univere" was not listed. Someone had a real hard on hatred of the "_____ Movie" Franchise and stuffed the digital ballot box.

Of course there is a phenomenon where in the snarky commentator makes one factual error needlessly and exposes his or her ignorance on a subtle but epic level. Makes everything else he says kind of irrelevant.

Fact: Dungeons & Draons is not a boardgame.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

especially since it's the 2nd highest-grossing superhero movie ever, what a piece of crap it was.

No twilight? No SF: LoCL? Son of the mask? Baby genuises : Superbabies 2? yeah, this poll is authentic.

 

[zeptron]

I guess that is what you get when fanboys vote. I have a feeling that many of them were symbiote fans that only did it out of spite.

 

[El Payaso]

especially since it's the 2nd highest-grossing superhero movie ever, what a piece of crap it was.

Money doesn't equal quality.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Money doesn't equal quality.

True, but a bad word of mouth would have killed this SOB WAY BEFORE it made all that cash if it were as bad as people made it out to be.

 

[YoungE808]

Alright, alright. Damn.

I see them as pure entertainment. Action/comedy. That is all. Nothing deep or serious.

And didn't Prime only beat the Fallen because he had the pieces of that garbo-bot on him?

I doubt that, if Prime was able to take on Starscream, Megatron, and fodder decepticon all at once, then he should be able to beat the Fallen one on one.

The only reason he fused with Jet Fire was because prime still had a gaping hole where Megatron blasted him. Of course, the added parts didn't hurt his chances of winning.

Also, the only comedy in RotF came from John Turturro as Agent Simmons while in TF1 it came from nearly everyone. Need I remind you that Anthony Anderson ate the whole plate? The whole plate.

 

[Doc Ock]

Well, I'm not going to read Empire magazine now.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I never did

 

[The Joker]

Well, I'm not going to read Empire magazine now.

Empire Magazine didn't make this list. The readers did. Thousands of readers voted this list. So Spider-Man 3 obviously got ALOT of votes to have made the list. Not Empire's fault.

Don't shoot the messenger.

 

[Doc Ock]

Empire Magazine didn't make this list. The readers did. Thousands of readers voted this list. So Spider-Man 3 obviously got ALOT of votes to have made the list. Not Empire's fault.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Oops, I obviously had no idea.

That list is very surprising.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Double

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Empire Magazine didn't make this list. The readers did. Thousands of readers voted this list. So Spider-Man 3 obviously got ALOT of votes to have made the list. Not Empire's fault.

Don't shoot the messenger.

Well then god forbid those readers actually see a movie that really is bad. only 2 uwe boll films whereas his entire crap-ography needs to be there, troll 2 is missing, as is shark attack 3, transmorphers; Mega shark vs.; the new street fighter [I kinda like the old one, it's a guilty pleasure], dragonball evolution; and so many others. It's just...wow. Those are better than SM3? I feel insulted by their Low intelligence.

 

[Gunga Diner]

Their top 500 movies listed Donnie Darko above Citizen Kane.

No way "The Room" is better than Batman & Robin. Just no damn way.

 

[spider-neil]

anyone who says SM3 is in the top 50 worst movies EVER (EVER!!) clearly hasn't seen a lot of movies.

 

[hatebox]

especially since it's the 2nd highest-grossing superhero movie ever, what a piece of crap it was.

No twilight? No SF: LoCL? Son of the mask? Baby genuises : Superbabies 2? yeah, this poll is authentic.

Well if it's voted for by readers then yes it is. They had no expectations for the movies you listed therefore didn't even think about them. Expectations are everthing. People know from the get-go that Shark Attack 3 or The Room are garbage, that's part of their charm.

 

[El Payaso]

True, but a bad word of mouth would have killed this SOB WAY BEFORE it made all that cash if it were as bad as people made it out to be.

I don't know. People love bad movies all the time.

Well, I'm not going to read Empire magazine now.

Well, I'm not going to watch Spiderman 3 again. t:

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I don't know. People love bad movies all the time.

that's great, you didn't like SM3, fantastic, but you also don't like SM1, so, that's your opinion.

Well if it's voted for by readers then yes it is. They had no expectations for the movies you listed therefore didn't even think about them. Expectations are everthing. People know from the get-go that Shark Attack 3 or The Room are garbage, that's part of their charm.

So...just because your expectations weren't 100% met, that means the movie is one of the worst of all-time? Oh jesus, how I fear for Batman 3...

 

[El Payaso]

that's great, you didn't like SM3, fantastic, but you also don't like SM1, so, that's your opinion.

That's the point. We all have to care an awful lot about other people's opinion, right? Mine or those who read Empire's. That's the game.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

That's the point. We all have to care an awful lot about other people's opinion, right? Mine or those who read Empire's. That's the game.

I know what you're saying. But it still should not be on that list at all. I could see maybe a Most disappointing sequel list, yeah sure. I wasn't but that'd be fine. but worst movie of all time?

 

[webhead731]

Geez, the more I think about this poll the less I care and the less respect I have for whiny fanboys.

I work at a video store. I've seen BAD movies. BAD. Batman and Robin, Love Guru, and some others don't even belong near that list. Not saying those are great, but wow.
Spider-Man 3. Don't even get me started. That's just damn undeserved fanboy hate.

 

[Leenie]

This list has changed my entire complexion on movie watching.

zomg.

 

[hatebox]

So...just because your expectations weren't 100% met, that means the movie is one of the worst of all-time? Oh jesus, how I fear for Batman 3...

I wouldn't be too concerned for Batman 3, because Nolan's a much better filmmaker than Raimi. At the very least he doesn't get bossed around by his studio, which is a good start.

I'm not saying Sm3's placement in there is 'justified', I'm just saying you'd have to be a little slow to not even comprehend why it's in there.

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

I wouldn't be too concerned for Batman 3, because Nolan's a much better filmmaker than Raimi. At the very least he doesn't get bossed around by his studio, which is a good start.

So, you're saying nolan can do no wrong? MY friend, that is so untrue.

 

[El Payaso]

So, you're saying nolan can do no wrong? MY friend, that is so untrue.

Yes. But then again he just said Nolan was better than Raimi. And Nolan made BB so it's not like he can do no wrong anyways.

 

[LightningFlash]

Thousands of Empire Magazine readers were asked to vote in their 50 worst movies of all time, and Spider-Man 3 was voted in at the 50th spot: http://www.empireonline.com/features/50-worst-movies-ever/