Ever feel like...

[knowsbleed]

Its true... ever since I've gotten a desk job I've had very lesbian-like longings for awhile now.

 

[Prison Mike]

I think he is shooting for a prob-ban due to his lovely sexist remarks and trolling.

he's also racist because he said Xerxes is brown so he was brought up from the dirt. He's probably going for a ban. Nobody is that stupid. At least I hope not.

 

[chaseter]

He has been prob-banned before so maybe this is the final nail.

 

[QueerMike]

Hey...wanna mow my lawn for 15 bucks? I also need my gutters cleaned

Dude, I don't like you so I probably wouldn't mow your lawn for anything less than one million dollars. The gutters would be like five milliuon because I'd be putting my well being at risk by climbing a ladder for someone I don't like.

 

[knowsbleed]

Dude, I don't like you so I probably wouldn't mow your lawn for anything less than one million dollars. The gutters would be like five milliuon because I'd be putting my well being at risk by climbing a ladder for someone I don't like.

OOooooooh... very harsh Mike. You sure told Chase.

Chase... you got serveded.

 

[QueerMike]

you know you don't have to be taking orders. You could get a college education and give the orders.

I don't take orders and I don't need an education to give orders. Even more, I don't need to give orders and I don't want to give orders.

Pfft, orders... WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING ORDERS!!!

 

[chaseter]

OOooooooh... very harsh Mike. You sure told Chase.

Chase... you got serveded.

Quit rubbing salt in my wounds Knows

 

[QueerMike]

I wonder who will find the cure for AIDS and cancer. I wonder on what education strata that medical, agriculture, social, etc... breakthroughs have come from??? Sure wasn't from Leroy that owns the Lawn Mowing service.

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[chaseter]

I don't take orders and I don't need an education to give orders. Even more, I don't need to give orders and I don't want to give orders.

Pfft, orders... WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING ORDERS!!!

I will have a double quarter pounder with cheese, no mayo, large diet coke, and a small order of fries.

 

[QueerMike]

Which also doesnt make sense since the high paying jobs you either need a ton of experience or a degree. College grads arent stealing the easily accesible, lower level jobs.

No, you don't. I know for a fact you don't.

 

[knowsbleed]

Soooo... you can receive a high paying job without experience nor a degree. Damn... don't let the po' folk know.

 

[QueerMike]

what are you even talking about? so you think school is for women because they can give birth? And men should not go to school but instead do grunt work?

Well, yes and no. The grunt work is not as bad as you make it sound by calling it 'grunt work.' So I can't agree with what you have said.

I would say: Females go to school and get the passed down knowledge and education that life has to offer while the males go and get the more risky first-hand experience. The only males who should be alowed anywhere near a college are big brothers.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Here, I'm actually going to try and help LV.


Step 1:

GET
OFF
THE
INTERNET​

TV, the internet, movies, books...are the illusory distraction...distracting you from the reality of your life, the planet you're on, your body, the time passing.

It's like this...either there's a little guy, who is moving so fast that it looks like the scenery is flying past him in a blur...
Or, if you move the scenery past him really fast, it looks to him like he's moving really fast, but in reality, he's standing still.

The internet, TV, video games...all of this stuff is great, because it moves the scenery of a great life past us, and over us...so it's like you're actually in one. But if you're not careful, you'll get lazy, disassociated, detached, and settle into the easier life of staying there.


If you had no electricity, how would your day be?
Go a month without distracting yourself from your own life.

Eventually, you WILL get so bored, without all of this ARTIFICIAL stimulation, that you just naturally WILL get up and start pursuing things and experiences...that are REAL.
And by following your nose like this, in an environment without the heavy, overpowering perfume of illusion and entertainment, you find a path to the real you, finding it's own path to the real world.


This would solve your problem, but I'm sure you're too weak to do anything about it.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Soooo... you can receive a high paying job without experience nor a degree. Damn... don't let the po' folk know.

Well, obviously it's in the rarity, but if you had enough talent you could become an actor or director or artist or writer without even graduating Highschool.

Judging from Queermike's responses however, I don't think he made it into the rarity.

 

[QueerMike]

Its true... ever since I've gotten a desk job I've had very lesbian-like longings for awhile now.

Really? Any threesomes?

 

[knowsbleed]

Wilhelm is just like a caring big brother.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Well, yes and no. The grunt work is not as bad as you make it sound by calling it 'grunt work.' So I can't agree with what you have said.

I would say: Females go to school and get the passed down knowledge and education that life has to offer while the males go and get the more risky first-hand experience. The only males who should be alowed anywhere near a college are big brothers.

Yeah, that's not sexist or ******ed at all.

 

[knowsbleed]

Really? Any threesomes?

Did I just get hit on?

 

[QueerMike]

I will have a double quarter pounder with cheese, no mayo, large diet coke, and a small order of fries.

Not if I have anything to say about it, you won't.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Did I just get hit on?

What? You don't find dirty, uneducated, sexist, racist, angry ****-job workers attractive?

 

[QueerMike]

Soooo... you can receive a high paying job without experience nor a degree. Damn... don't let the po' folk know.

I'm not tallking about experience but I'm pretty sure it is possible without either. Look at the Olsen Twins, they are probably the two most useless people on the planet and they have millions in the bank.

 

[QueerMike]

Did I just get hit on?

No. That was a joke. I thought you were male and had thicker skin.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I'm not tallking about experience but I'm pretty sure it is possible without either. Look at the Olsen Twins, they are probably the two most useless people on the planet and they have millions in the bank.

Right, are you an Olsen twin?

Two questions

How old are you?
What is your job?

 

[StrainedEyes]

No. That was a joke. I thought you were male and had thicker skin.

So females have thin, frail skin?

 

[QueerMike]

Yeah, that's not sexist or ******ed at all.

Life is sexist and ******ed, IT'S A PERFECT FIT!t: