...Ever lost anything that mean't alot to you?

[Carter]

Batman TAS animation cell
House fire

 

[THWIP*]

I lost my sense of life's direction some time back. Now I sit on the couch glued to the tube all day long. Infomercials are my hell.

WHY THE HELL ARE THESE OLD-ASS THREADS GETTING RESURRECTED?!

 

[Calvin]

I spilled a beer once.

 

[Erzengel]

Going to sound kinda silly but years ago I lost the boxers I lost my virginity in.

 

[Calvin]

Going to sound kinda silly but years ago I lost the boxers I lost my virginity in.

You were wearing them while you lost your virginity?

 

[Erzengel]

You were wearing them while you lost your virginity?

Well it was what I was wearing right before the act. I use to call them my lucky boxers.

 

[Darthphere]

You were wearing them while you lost your virginity?

Theres an opening for a reason.

 

[Calvin]

I have the first condom I used pressed inside a book like a leaf.

 

[THWIP*]

Theres an opening for a reason.

YEAH....IT'S FOR PISSING.

 

[Darthphere]

YEAH....IT'S FOR PISSING.

Pfffft, yeah if youre a communist.

 

[Calvin]

Theres an opening for a reason.

That approach isn't used the first time though. When it's your first, you don't take any chances.

 

[Darthphere]

That approach isn't used the first time though. When it's your first, you don't take any chances.

Very true, might be Erzenegel is very skilled?

 

[Erzengel]

I have the first condom I used pressed inside a book like a leaf.

Nice. Something to show the grandkids.

 

[THWIP*]

Pfffft, yeah if youre a communist.

O.K........WELL, I GUESS I'M A COMMUNIST THEN..........'CAUSE I'M SURE AS F*** NOT SOME LITTLE ***, WHO DROPS HIS SHORTS TO HIS KNEES TO TAKE A PISS.

 

[Darthphere]

O.K........WELL, I GUESS I'M A COMMUNIST THEN..........'CAUSE I'M SURE AS F*** NOT SOME LITTLE ***, WHO DROPS HIS SHORTS TO HIS KNEES TO TAKE A PISS.

Of course not, youre suppose to piss your pants and let the aroma attract females.

 

[Erzengel]

Very true, might be Erzenegel is very skilled?

The 1st time? I think I accidently put it in the wrong hole.

And talk about overthinking.
"This is taking too long."
"Should it be taking this long."
"Maybe you should say something sexy to her."
Yeah you like that b***h?
"What the f' is wrong with you saying that."
"She's never going to want you to sleep with you again."

 

[Red]

I want to say something witty like "My virginity."

 

[Erzengel]

I want to say something witty like "My virginity."

So um you valued your virginity like a gift to be given to somebody?

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

sentimental things, i don't think so...

of actual value, my key to a shared apartment complex which means the rest have to be paid for. If i told them they would have to replace them all which would cost around £2000 so i'm keeping that badboy quiet until someone else loses it first...

 

[Honey Vibe]

I lost the Donkey Kong 64 game cartridge, somewhere between here and Georgia.

Oh, and I also lost my social security card and birth certificate.

UPDATE:
Ok, I have the birth certificate but I still need a social security card.

 

[Equint77]

I still talk to her... but god's hatred towards me made us live across the country from each other.

 

[Erzengel]

I'm all out of love.
I'm so lost without you.
I knew you were right for leaving me so long.

I'm all out of love
What am I without you?
It can't be too late to say that I was so wrong.