Everything That's Wrong With Pineapple Pizza

1. It's pineapple. On a pizza

2. Look at it...



IT DISGUSTS MEEEEEEEE!

 

I've had worse. My coworker likes it, so I've developed a tolerance for it.

 

I agree. Fruit has no place on pizza.

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I hate pineapple on pizza too (and this is why Sawyer is my third wife; because we agree on so many things). Tangy pieces of canned fruit does not belong on greasy cheese, burnt dough and savory tomato sauce.

We must invade and destroy Hawaii!

 

Hawaiian Pizza is my favorite. It's pretty much the one kind I order.

Pineapples, ham, cheese, tomato sauce... *mouth waters*

 

I've never had the stuff, but my sister absolutely loves it.

 

Pineapple is delightful. Especially on pizza.

 

I'll put this in terms you Super Folks can understand. Pineapple is my pizza kryptonite!

 

@ Superman 1265: Your sister knows good pizza.

 

You poor baby. I'll write a letter to every pizza restaurant in New York and make sure they keep it stored in a lead-lined room for you.

On second thought, I'm already tired from campaigning.

 

Careful, you might give Sawyer seizures.

 

Ugh. DS, I swear. I could create an Anti-Hitler thread and I bet you'd come storming in going "Oh, I'm sure he wasn't ALL bad. I bet he would've liked Nathan's Veggie comics!"

 

Pineapple Pizza is pretty bad, but chocolate pizza is worse.

 

Fortunately for him, I think he has me on ignore.

 

That looks gross.

I actually love mushrooms, but I hate them on pizza.

 

I dunno, man. Fruit or veggies on pizza has just always seemed bizarre to me.

 

Well, that looks terrible, but the concept works. Use a giant chocolate chip cookie as the dough, chocolate pudding as the sauce, lightly melted milk chocolate as the cheese and whatever you want as toppings.

HA! Please...

If I don't have DS on ignore, I don't have anybody on ignore.

 

Cool! ^_^

 

There's nothing wrong with pineapple pizza, for the weirdos who like it.

Spoiler

I'm one of the weirdos.

 

The title of this thread should be "Everything That's Wrong With Pineapple Pizza and why you're wrong for liking it."

 

It's implied.

 

Some people here aren't sharp enough for that level of subtly.

 

Nothing?

People. This is perhaps the most serious issue facing our country right now. We need to spread awareness!

 

What about the anchovies? Can we trust them more than the pineapple?

 

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