Everything That's Wrong With Pineapple Pizza

[Sawyer]

1. It's pineapple. On a pizza

2. Look at it...

IT DISGUSTS MEEEEEEEE!

 

[Tempest]

I've had worse. My coworker likes it, so I've developed a tolerance for it.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I agree. Fruit has no place on pizza.

In before the close.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I hate pineapple on pizza too (and this is why Sawyer is my third wife; because we agree on so many things). Tangy pieces of canned fruit does not belong on greasy cheese, burnt dough and savory tomato sauce.

We must invade and destroy Hawaii!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Hawaiian Pizza is my favorite. It's pretty much the one kind I order.

Pineapples, ham, cheese, tomato sauce... *mouth waters*

 

[Superman 1265]

I've never had the stuff, but my sister absolutely loves it.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Pineapple is delightful. Especially on pizza.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

I'll put this in terms you Super Folks can understand. Pineapple is my pizza kryptonite!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

@ Superman 1265: Your sister knows good pizza.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I'll put this in terms you Super Folks can understand. Pineapple is my pizza kryptonite!

You poor baby. I'll write a letter to every pizza restaurant in New York and make sure they keep it stored in a lead-lined room for you.

On second thought, I'm already tired from campaigning.

 

[Tempest]

Hawaiian Pizza is my favorite. It's pretty much the one kind I order.

Pineapples, ham, cheese, tomato sauce... *mouth waters*

Careful, you might give Sawyer seizures.

 

[Sawyer]

Pineapple is delightful. Especially on pizza.

Ugh. DS, I swear. I could create an Anti-Hitler thread and I bet you'd come storming in going "Oh, I'm sure he wasn't ALL bad. I bet he would've liked Nathan's Veggie comics!"

 

[Kane52630]

Pineapple Pizza is pretty bad, but chocolate pizza is worse.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Careful, you might give Sawyer seizures.

Fortunately for him, I think he has me on ignore.

 

[Tempest]

Pineapple Pizza is pretty bad, but chocolate pizza is worse.

That looks gross.

I actually love mushrooms, but I hate them on pizza.

 

[Superman 1265]

@ Superman 1265: Your sister knows good pizza.

I dunno, man. Fruit or veggies on pizza has just always seemed bizarre to me.

 

[Sawyer]

Pineapple Pizza is pretty bad, but chocolate pizza is worse.

Well, that looks terrible, but the concept works. Use a giant chocolate chip cookie as the dough, chocolate pudding as the sauce, lightly melted milk chocolate as the cheese and whatever you want as toppings.

Fortunately for him, I think he has me on ignore.

HA! Please...

If I don't have DS on ignore, I don't have anybody on ignore.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Cool! ^_^

 

[Spider-Aziz]

There's nothing wrong with pineapple pizza, for the weirdos who like it.

Spoiler

I'm one of the weirdos.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

The title of this thread should be "Everything That's Wrong With Pineapple Pizza and why you're wrong for liking it."

 

[Sawyer]

The title of this thread should be "Everything That's Wrong With Pineapple Pizza and why you're wrong for liking it."

It's implied.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Some people here aren't sharp enough for that level of subtly.

 

[Sawyer]

Nothing?

People. This is perhaps the most serious issue facing our country right now. We need to spread awareness!

 

[Superman 1265]

What about the anchovies? Can we trust them more than the pineapple?

 

[DarkSentinel]

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