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Fat kid almost falls out of ride while mother laughs (video)

Hades said:
It reminds me of the time I almost fell out of my dad's truck while he was driving, and all he did was laugh...
Ugh, can't you let that go?! I said I was sorry! :cmad:
 
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LJ THANK YOU for posting that...I saw that vid on AFV once and went insane with laughter. I knew from the title it was exactly what I've been looking for...:)
 
That kind of happened to me when I was younger. I rode a roller-coaster ride where you stood up and held a pole while being strapped in.

They didn't strap me in properly and I had to hold on to the pole for dear life when the ride went through a loop, because I was sliding towards the top when it was upside down.
 
what i got from the video: obesity is a terrible epidemic.
 
The Riddler said:
what i got from the video: obesity is a terrible epidemic.

The fact that he's fat probably saved his life. Imagine if he had a skinny neck and head, he'd be pothole fill.
 
I've had a similar experience in an amusement park when my seatbelt broke 50 feet midair. It was the spinning ride thing that spun up and down. I clinged on the pole for a whole minute until the instructor noticed me and stopped the ride. They pretended that it never happened to avoid humiliation. I should've sued their asses off, but, regrettably, didn't. I went on about the day as if it never happened. It was terrifying.

But that video is hilarious.
 
Fat compresses at high velocity - those slingshot rides are very much that...

So even if the harness was tight on him the acceleration upwards would have shoved the majority of his mass downwards making the shoulder-straps come loose and then the oppiste of the first freefall. Haha. Anyway - he wasn't going to fall out the crotch-harness was still holding him really tight although i bet it left a nasty bruse.
 
Darthphere said:
Poor kid, that mom is a *****, but im sure he wasnt going to fall out, theres a harness they strap them in.
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It's called the buffet table, but it'd make a mess on the rides
 
"I'm sorry sir, you can't remove the steam-tray from the buffet!"
- Teenage Kid to Homer Simpson
 
Mr Lex Luthor said:
I've had a similar experience in an amusement park when my seatbelt broke 50 feet midair. It was the spinning ride thing that spun up and down. I clinged on the pole for a whole minute until the instructor noticed me and stopped the ride. They pretended that it never happened to avoid humiliation. I should've sued their asses off, but, regrettably, didn't. I went on about the day as if it never happened. It was terrifying.

But that video is hilarious.

Something similar happened to my friend. If anyone has been to Six Flags Great America in Illinois, there is this old wooden roller coaster called the American Eagle, the big appeal to it is the first drop which is extremely sharp. Anyway, it takes a while for the car to be towed to the top of this and there are 2 people to a single car. There is just a big orange lap bar that you secure across your lap. Just as we near the top of the intial drop my friends lap bar suddenly moves UP 2 or three notches. I didn't say anything and neither did he, we just looked at another like "Well, ****....."
 
Hahha, oh man. That is freakin' hilarious. :D

That woman has the perfect laugh for the Joker. :confused:
 
I watched the clip twice, and I'm not sure what the hell happened. It seems he sort of slips/slides down in his seat. It's possible his weight caused this. Also, the ride stops for a few seconds, and the kid is unable to sit up straight. This is because he is stuck, and the reason he is stuck is because he is fat.

I think his weight caused the problem in the first place.

Not to make this into a serious debate, but it's a disgrace that kids that age can get so damn fat.
 
He is unable to sit up straight because the chair reached the climax of the sling or throw or launch or whatever you want to call it. He and his step mom or relative at that point were lifted up. And because he is literally a living breathing tub of ****, he collapsed upon himself as gravity pulled them back down, therefore dragging him down in his seat. He was never in any real danger of falling out. god I love fat people, merely for the reason of watching videos like this.
 
Still hilarious but we already have a thread about this, try searching for it.
 
I found the other video to be not as clear. This one was as clear as water. I'm now pissed at Janice.
 
all janice can do is laugh
 
Looks like somebody's gotta lose a couple of pounds :csad:.
 

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