Logan: Take him, he's stunned.
Colossus: I can help you.
Logan: Help them!
Logan: Got any beer?
Iceman: This is a school.
Logan: So that's a no?
Iceman: Yea, that's a no.
Pyro: They say you're the bad guy.
Magneto: Is that what they say?
Pyro: I can only manipulate the fire, I can't create it.
Magneto: You are a God among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.
Logan: Who's this?
Nightcrawler: Kurt Wagner! But in the Munich Circus I was known as the Incredible Nightcrawler!
Logan: Ah, save it!
Bobby's Father: What exactly are you a professor of Mr. Logan?
Logan: Art.
Xavier: Logan my tolerance for your smoking in the mansion not withstanding, keep smoking that in here and you'll spend the rest of your life under the belief that you're a six year old girl.
Logan: You can do that?
Xavier: I'll have Jean braid your hair. Welcome back.
Logan: Aren't you gonna welcome me back?
Scott: *Stares at Logan*
Logan: Your bike needs gas.
Scott: Fill 'er up!
OH...and my FAVORITE Quote of the whole movie...
Senator Kelly/Mystique: Mr. Stryker do you intend to turn this into some kind of a war?
Stryker: I was piloting Black Hawk Missions in the jungles of North Vietnam while you were still sucking on you momma's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me on war, this already is a war.