favorite cartoon speeches

[juggster-rules]

what are your favourtie phrases from cartoon shows ?

for example on ren and stimpy i like it when he says you stupid idiot.

 

[juggster-rules]

i like in the xmen animated series where magneto says to apocalypse i call no one master. wasnt such a good idea i watched that with my little brother cause he said that to his sense the next karate class he went to. lol

 

[3dman27]

magneto"i may not have my mutant powers charles but i willNOT DIE EASILY:
spider-man to the american six"you may be past your prime but i'd take you ALL over the crimefighter of today:
ryu to ken masters[street fighter tas] :you did it ken you beat AKUMA...you are the WORLDS GREATEST WARRIOR"
classic birdman "avenger means more to me than you'll ever know but NOTHING will ever make me betray my country"

 

[Spike_x1]

Metallo's "it's all fake" speech was just chilling when you're a kid watching it for the first time. I'm also fond of the Parasite's "tell your friends there's a new Superman in town!" and Mongul's "it must've been like tearing off your own arm."

All of those voice actors' performances, as well as the scripts, were just so strong and well suited to their characters.

 

[tzarinna]

http://frogstar.soylentgeek.com/wav/whatsup.wav

 

[juggster-rules]

screw you guys im going home

 

[juggster-rules]

south park. how would you like a big panda punch in your puss

 

[tzarinna]

Classic Peanuts

http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/cbrown/goodgrf.mp3

 

[The Question]

I love this line from Gargoyles:

Xanatos: Pay a man enough... and he'll walk barefoot into Hell.

This little exchange is pretty funny, too. Happened after Macbeth showed up and kicked their asses:

Brooklyn: Who is this "MacBeth" anyway?

Lexington: Uh, the name sounds familliar... Wait, I remember. Goliath was talking about a play called "MacBeth" by some new writer named Shakespeare.

Brooklyn: Uh-huh. Ever read it?

Lexongton: No.

Brooklyn: Maybe we should.

And this one:

Shop Owner: Aw, not again! Can't you rob someone else this time?

Robber: I'm not robbing you, man... do me a favor. Call the cops so I can turn myself in!

Shop Owner: *What*? Why?

Robber: 'Cause six monsters just told me to!

Plus, there's this one, although I don't remember the episode:

"The written word is all that stands between memory and oblivion. Without books as our anchors, we are cast adrift, neither teaching nor learning. They are windows on the past, mirrors on the present, and prisms reflecting all possible futures. Books are lighthouses erected in the dark sea of time."

 

[The Question]

And, of course, Zim:

Gir: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!



Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.

Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.

Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?



Zim: What are you watching?

Gir: Angry monkey.

Zim: That's one horrible monkey!

Gir: Mmhmm.



Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!



Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?

Gir: I made it myself!



Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.

Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.

Zim: Continue.

Computer: Insufficient data.

Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?

Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?

Zim: I KNEW IT!

 

[Spike_x1]

Plus, there's this one, although I don't remember the episode:

"The written word is all that stands between memory and oblivion. Without books as our anchors, we are cast adrift, neither teaching nor learning. They are windows on the past, mirrors on the present, and prisms reflecting all possible futures. Books are lighthouses erected in the dark sea of time."

The ep was "A Lighthouse in the Sea of Time."

 

[TKing]

Xavier's closing speech about the X-Men's (and the Brotherhood's) future in the final episode of X-Men Evolution.

 

[The Question]

The ep was "A Lighthouse in the Sea of Time."

Thanks. Gargoyles is the ****, man.

 

[November Rain]

Well the whole of X-men's Oblivion is pretty much full of fantastic quotes from gambit, archangel, apocalypse and wolverine.

Batman beyond is full of great quotes... this one below is probably one of my favourites from the episode Shriek

http://www.worldsfinestonline.com/WF/beyond/episodes/shriek/03myname.mp3

 

[3dman27]

thundar the barbarian "by the lords of light the humans shall be FREE"

 

[Sloth7d]

Arthur:Hey D.W.!
D.W.:Hey!
Arthur:*falls down on his ass* t:
Cracks me up everytime. *sigh* I miss that show...