Favourite or Dream Job

My dream job would be marine biologist. But that's not something you see alot of in the UK.
 
THIS is NOT my dream job... It's not bad but it definitely isn't a dream. Sometimes I wish it was, then I could wake up and not have to examine some of the reports that I am growing to hate with a passion.

My dream job:
1. Secure, I don't need to worry if the American affiliates that bought us out are trying to shut us down.
2. Profitable, I don't need to worry if I'll have enough money to cover the household expenses and still have enough left to buy some perks.
3. Interesting, something that my current job is (it's not the previous two). I need something to keep my mind engaged.
4. Flexible, something my current job is. If I need to take time off, I can get it without too much hassle, as long as I make sure the other programmer is in.
5. Enjoyable, occassionally my current job meets this criteria, mostly because I work with some great people.

If I had enough money to pay off the house and not have to worry about the other bills I think I could be happy working at a book store.
 
Dream job #3 on my list...CIA assassin

Dream job #4...Pornstar :up:
 
Superman79 said:
Dream job #3 on my list...CIA assassin

Dream job #4...Pornstar :up:

70 percent of porn stars end up getting and STD.
 
britrogue said:
My dream job would be marine biologist. But that's not something you see alot of in the UK.
England and Ireland are island nations. As in, surrounded by the SEA. Why aren't there are lot of marine biologists in the UK?
 
Kritish said:
70 percent of porn stars end up getting and STD.

Really??? I thought they had to be tested every week so they were clean :confused:
 
Superman79 said:
Really??? I thought they had to be tested every week so they were clean :confused:

Most of them still get infected.
 
Kritish said:
Most of them still get infected.

Hmmm...might have to reconsider the porn thing.

Are we talking bad STD like the CLap? Or just garden variety herpes?
 
DREAM JOB:
Comic Artist/Writer/Filmmaker(Writer/Director)/Actor/Rapper

ACTUAL JOB:
Image digitization :(
 
Voice actor or sex machine.
 
Danger Mouse said:
Yeah. Then you can dispell whatever outlandish conspiracy theory thrown against you. "Mr. Webs approved government spending on new Presidential vacation retreat on Mars."
Or, "President Webs Caused Pearl Harbor! Proof! We've got it!"

But, I must say, I like your conspiracy better.:cool:
 
Superman79 said:
Hmmm...might have to reconsider the porn thing.

Are we talking bad STD like the CLap? Or just garden variety herpes?

You name it, they get it. From Crabs to the killer strain of AIDS.

Besides sex isn't that special if you get it all the time.
 
Socrates said:
Probably a lawyer if I get my mind around the idea more.

:eek: You poor bastard!

j/k I'm in law school now...only believe half of what you hear
 
Kritish said:
You name it, they get it. From Crabs to the killer strain of AIDS.

Besides sex isn't that special if you get it all the time.

touche...i guess i got caught up in the glamor and fake boobs :O :D
 
Superman79 said:
touche...i guess i got caught up in the glamor and fake boobs :O :D

Except, if it's from Lucy Pinder and Lucy Liu.

Then it never gets old.
 
i'd love to be a voice actor. that would be so much fun. or maybe a gig as a radio dj... preferably a trance station. rock is dead, hip hop is played out, TRANCE MUSIC IS COMING!!!
 
citizenpain said:
TRANCE MUSIC IS COMING!!!

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AlteredEgo said:
personal chef for the olsen twins
What kind of chef? The brilliant kind who would make dishes so good that even the Olsen twins would eat it?

Or the lazy kind who doesn't have to do a damn thing because those girls don't eat anything but Altoids and Evian anyway? :D
 

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