Feel The Power Of The Wrestling Thread! - Part 136

[Lobo]

Tina Ferrari still looks damned good

 

[Pink Ranger]

I just hope Batista doesn't try to turn any of the divas in his road beef...Especially not Renee Young or the NXT women. I'd hate to see them get fired for not answering to his mating call.

Renee's too smart to fall for Batista's game. Batista's charm only works on divas who would otherwise be trading lapdances for cocaine.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Renee's too smart to fall for Batista's game. Batista's charm only works on divas who would otherwise be trading lapdances for cocaine.

I.E. Melina. So, to use Wolf of Wall Street terms, she was a....Pink Sheet?

 

[Van Petrol]

Fom tomorrow onwards for the foreseeable, it should be a required necessity to chain and bolt the door to the Divas locker room.

I wonder if Big Dave has requested for his locker area to be within the Divas locker room, as per a demand in his contract.

 

[sweetre15]

I.E. Melina. So, to use Wolf of Wall Street terms, she was a....Pink Sheet?

I have a feeling Eva Marie falls into that category based on her presentation of herself

 

[Pink Ranger]

I.E. Melina. So, to use Wolf of Wall Street terms, she was a....Pink Sheet?

I'm sure there was one step lower that was kept out of the movie so the audience wouldn't projectile vomit.

The Green Sheet. A Pink Sheet that changes colour from being exposed to fresh air for too long.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Fom tomorrow onwards for the foreseeable, it should be a required necessity to chain and bolt the door to the Divas locker room.

I wonder if Big Dave has requested for his locker area to be within the Divas locker room, as per a demand in his contract.

 

[Wheels]

Also, I think it's time for Bryan to drop the flying headbutt. I always cringe from time to time seeing someone do it after Benoit. Bryan has plenty of other spots, so he doesn't need the headbutt anymore.

He also needs to do his suicide dive towards the entrance way. I've seen him smack the back of his head on the barricade a lot over the years.

 

[sweetre15]

Fom tomorrow onwards for the foreseeable, it should be a required necessity to chain and bolt the door to the Divas locker room.

I wonder if Big Dave has requested for his locker area to be within the Divas locker room, as per a demand in his contract.

they better hope Taker is around to straighten Batista out like he used to as well.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I'm sure there was one step lower that was kept out of the movie so the audience wouldn't projectile vomit.

The Green Sheet. A Pink Sheet that changes colour from being exposed to fresh air for too long.

So...if a Pink Sheet cost anywhere from $50-100, how much would a Green Sheet cost?

 

[Van Petrol]

Hopefully, this is how Renee answers Big Dave's mating call...

 

[Pink Ranger]

So...if a Pink Sheet cost anywhere from $50-100, how much would a Green Sheet cost?

A Green Sheet pays YOU.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I'm shocked that Karen Gillan didn't answer Big Dave's mating call during the production of Guardians of The Galaxy. Good for her.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

A Green Sheet pays YOU.

DO. NOT. WANT.

 

[Pink Ranger]

they better hope Taker is around to straighten Batista out like he used to as well.

Imagine if Batista ever went after Michelle backstage and Taker seriously ****ed him up.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I just hope Batista doesn't try to turn any of the divas in his road beef...Especially not Renee Young or the NXT women. I'd hate to see them get fired for not answering to his mating call.

He won't hit on Nikki Bella because the WWE will ask him to leave if that happens.

I could see JoJo falling for him as naive as she is.

 

[DX]

I'm shocked that Karen Gillan didn't answer Big Dave's mating call during the production of Guardians of The Galaxy. Good for her.

He was probably too busy going after Zoe Saldana.

 

[IamDave81]

your right of course, sweet. your always pretty dead on when it comes to stuff like this. no particular reason for suing this emoticon, I just love mister t, lol.

 

[The Batman]

I've been meaning to ask this since we entered 2014, what are 5 things you'd like to see happen this year in WWE and 5 matches?

1. A proper Daniel Bryan World title run
2. Summer of Punk III
3. Roman Reigns pushed in the mid-card
4. Seth Rollins makes a face turn
5. 3MB get a tag team title run

1. CM Punk vs Antonio Cesaro
2. Daniel Bryan vs Brock Lesnar
3. Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose
4. CM Punk vs Batista
5. The Shield vs The Wyatt's

Things I want to see:

1. A lengthy Daniel Bryan title run.
2. Dolph Ziggler finally reaching sustained ME status
3. Batista putting over either Bryan or Punk
4. Big E, Roman, and Antonio getting mid card pushes
5. A Paige/AJ feud

Matches:

1. Cena/Punk/Bryan vs The Shield
2. Lesnar vs Batista
3. Shield vs Wyatt's
4. Batista vs Reigns
5. Ambrose vs Reigns vs Rollins

 

[Van Petrol]

they better hope Taker is around to straighten Batista out like he used to as well.

If they start having trouble with Big Dave they need only to call Booker.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

He was probably too busy going after Zoe Saldana.

Or Glenn Close.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Or Glenn Close.

She's probably out of his age range.

 

[sweetre15]

If they start having trouble with Big Dave they need only to call Booker.

Good point. Booker has given him a ground and pound lesson Before afterall.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

She's probably out of his age range.

A 21 year age gap won't stop him.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Or Glenn Close.

DEL TORO: Uh, Dave, I know it was hard to tell under all the Collector makeup and everything, but you do know that I'm a dude, right?

BATISTA: Just put on the wig.

DEL TORO: But ...

BATISTA: Put. On. The. Wig.