First Look At Uwe Boll's New Video Game

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

He can't even make decent trailers.


http://kotaku.com/5051507/first-look-at-uwe-bolls-new-video-game

 

[Timstuff]

LOL this belongs on the fail blog.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Looks like it's giong at about 7-10 fps at certain points.

 

[Nathan]

Holy hell... did that look and sound bad. First he rapes games by turning them into dreadful movies, now he makes his own games?

I really wonder how many people will actually pick up a copy.

 

[Timstuff]

Looks like it's giong at about 7-10 fps at certain points.

Yeah, and for what? The first Call of Duty game has better graphics than this!

 

[shadowdog]

I love when the trailer says how there are somethings out there that Nobody prepared you for! and it's a helicopter.
What crappy army didn't prepare him for helicopters?

I am so not man enough to accept that challenge.

 

[Timstuff]

I'm not a bad enough dude to rescue the president.

 

[ProjectPat2280]

Is this guy serious????

Why does he keep making s**t???? I think this, meaning Uwe Boll, is just a really, really bad joke that someone out there is playing on us all.

 

[Addendum]

I just got a call from the bargain bin at my local game store. They don't want this ****er's ****ty game. They said that even bargain bins have standards, even though they have True Crime: Streets of NY.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

dear god this looks awful

 

[Timstuff]

Looks like Uwe Boll plans on giving the Gods and Generals game a run for its money!

 

[Addendum]

But will he top this?

 

[Timstuff]

LOL, I actually saw Big Rigs on a discount store shelf... For $1.99!

 

[shadowdog]

1.99? That's a penny per time that you would wish you had saved the 2 bucks!

 

[Dark Victory]

Gives a new meaning to run and gun corrider shooter

 

[CashforStash]

Wow, and he cant even come up with a decent title either...