Transformers First review at AICN

[terry78]

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/32455

 

[AssMan]

It sounds like Michael Bay himself wrote this review. I am not buying this at all

 

[DorkyFresh]

so...the worst part about the movie is OP's mouth? i can deal with that...

...from that review it sounds like it's gonna be pretty much what i expected it to be in the first place except better. if the only real complaints from a mid-core TF fan is that Prime's lips don't look right and that there's not enough Starscream then it's already better than what i thought it would be when Bay was first annonced as director.

 

[terry78]

I am curious about who is voicing Starscream at this point.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Good news...if it's legit.......Why they don't just CGI the damn face plate on i don't know especially if he talks with it on in parts of the movie

 

[cosmicherosa]

Lips on 0ptimus = nipples on Batnuts suit pork chops.

^^^
Enough of the above statement. Nauseating.

 

[Cinemaman]

This review is too positive to be true, but I'll give it a chance as I am very hyped about this movie.

 

[Maboroshi]

Could any kind people here cut out the major spoilers and scene descriptions and post the new version in the nonspoilers section? I'm interested in reading his opinion, but not the spoilers.

 

[blind_fury]

Strange review.

Sounds like a guy trying too hard to convince people he's a dedicated Transformers fanatic. Oh really, you watch the G1 episodes over and over again on DVD? You were bothered by Optimus Prime's lips but everything else "rocked"? You had a geekasm because the transformation sounds were G1? You happen to be 28 which means you were the perfect age to watch Transformers 20 years ago. Really dude? wow. I am totally convinced.

But yeah the review pretty much confirmed the movie was forgettable garbage in the tradition of GINO and LXG.

What a waste.

 

[Crimson King]

But yeah the review pretty much confirmed the movie was forgettable garbage in the tradition of GINO and LXG.

I don't think that's what the authors said at all. Sounds more like what you wanted to get out of it.

 

[AyeCapn]

But yeah the review pretty much confirmed the movie was forgettable garbage in the tradition of GINO and LXG.

What a waste.

So I guess this means you and CFlash don't really need to be here, and can happily ****?




hi

 

[Overman27pj]

HA!

You parinoid screwballs.

This was a real review, but a real fan.

The review may have been overly positive because he was seeing a test screening for the first time...you get a special feeling during that. But it may have been pretty positive because the movie, espacally the fights, are going to rock our world.

 

[bearhulk]

Strange review.

Sounds like a guy trying too hard to convince people he's a dedicated Transformers fanatic. Oh really, you watch the G1 episodes over and over again on DVD? You were bothered by Optimus Prime's lips but everything else "rocked"? You had a geekasm because the transformation sounds were G1? You happen to be 28 which means you were the perfect age to watch Transformers 20 years ago. Really dude? wow. I am totally convinced.

But yeah the review pretty much confirmed the movie was forgettable garbage in the tradition of GINO and LXG.

What a waste.

ya don't like it then out of here perido... i don't care what look like important must to see transformers in july 4 and wintess what look like that it or trailer next week spidey 3 . so THAT WINTESS TO SEE IT

 

[CAH]

Wow...this came out of nowhere...Great Review though...the film sounds almost exactly like I wanted it to be/expected (just like DorkyFresh said)...lots of explosions/robots/destruction...all good to me.

July 4th is going to be one hell of a night.

CAH

 

[Anti-Moderator]

ya don't like it then out of here perido... i don't care what look like important must to see transformers in july 4 and wintess what look like that it or trailer next week spidey 3 . so THAT WINTESS TO SEE IT

Can someone translate this to English?

 

[Overman27pj]

^ think it translates loosley to...

G E D!

 

[skorponok]

As usual the people who are already against the film think any positive early review is fake, and of course people who are optimistic think it's real...

 

[Batx69]

Ive come to the conclusion that the "reviewer" was not in fact a plant, no he was just a hoaxer. While plantlike with positivity and fan eliviation, he didnt mention anything that wasnt either in the trailer or already well know, and two, apprently bay has already gotten rid of the lips so no he didnt even see the movie, plants usualy have cause well they worked on the movie.

 

[bearhulk]

Can someone translate this to English?

yeah sorry my bad english at all... forgive me man.. smile

 

[Overman27pj]

Ive come to the conclusion that the "reviewer" was not in fact a plant, no he was just a hoaxer. While plantlike with positivity and fan eliviation, he didnt mention anything that wasnt either in the trailer or already well know, and two, apprently bay has already gotten rid of the lips so no he didnt even see the movie, plants usualy have cause well they worked on the movie.

Except for Megatrons lines and Prime's Sword arm, both of which are not in any trailers or in the leaked script.

 

[blind_fury]

So I guess this means you and CFlash don't really need to be here, and can happily ****?




hi

Bay is leaving Transformers to ruin another franchise so hopefully the Bay worshipers will leave with him.

don't forget your toothbrush.

 

[DorkyFresh]

While plantlike with positivity and fan eliviation, he didnt mention anything that wasnt either in the trailer or already well know, and two, apprently bay has already gotten rid of the lips so no he didnt even see the movie, plants usualy have cause well they worked on the movie.

was that ever confirmed or just rumored?

 

[AyeCapn]

Bay is leaving Transformers to ruin another franchise so hopefully the Bay worshipers will leave with him.

don't forget your toothbrush.

that has nothing to do with what I said. Since you have conclusive proof the movie will suck, you don't need to post here anymore.

 

[blind_fury]

Of course I have reason to post here. To offer constructive criticism.

How many times can you say you support every pointless change Bay made? Say it once and leave.

 

[DOG LIPS]

1) Screw you guys. The flames are cool. Nipples on batman = lame, flames on optimus = cool.

I stopped reading after that.



But seriously, I just read it all. This thing seems fake as hell. The reviewer seems to be up to date on all Internet stuff that's been going on, but then acts dumb around certain things to seem like a "mid-card" fan. Yes, it was very positive, but how many times did he suck some Bay-ass? "You can go to hell Bay-haters!" "I love Bay!" "Bay 4 life, son!"

He said when he saw Bay he thought he was going to s**t his pants. The reviewer is either a plant, or a joke/fake. I'm thinking joke/fake. That, or the guy was just REALLY freaking horny to see a free flick and wanted to give out thank-you kisses.

But if the info in it is real, Megan is hot as hell, the transform sound is there,Megs and SS have a little bit of good ol' interaction, and Megan is hot. Good news.