Fist fights...

[hey yo its sean]

Like, I said,



Seriously, unless you're actually Solid Snake, you should stop crying.

 

[Sugarculted]

Exactly, I find myself getting attacked by my drunken emo-aggressive friend at a few parties. About threw a friend and me outta a window, wrecking someone's posh blinds, and thus him throwing one of those space hoppers at our faces.

And yet, we laughed the night away

 

[Mr. Credible]

yeah, really, the whole "boo-hoo! i'm too powerful for my own good" thing is really, really, like, weiner in your mouth lame. if you've won a few fights (which i also doubt) that's one thing, but to go asking for sympathy or bragging rights or whatever it is you're doing, is just... dumb.

you must not be too great a fighter if this guy got 2 or 3 good shots on your face, for one... so to imagine you won every fight you've ever been in, when some drunk is landing shots on you is stretching it, then, to knock him out with a backhanded hit? also pretty far-fetched. then for him to apologize via email the next day, when, by your own words, you guys aren't even friends?

again, i think you're full of bologna.

 

[jaguarr]

Duuude...

dont beat yourself up about it.

BWAHAHAHAAA! Best answer ever.

jag

 

[terry78]

I'm sorry, but....that story, told by someone that frequents a superhero message board....little hard to swallow.

 

[Addendum]

I like watching fights

The only downside is that there's never anyone taking bets on them when I see one

 

[butt_salad]

This guy thats a really good guy, Ive kind of wanted him as a friend, he got really drunk tonight (and then became a jerk) and pushed this chick really hard into me. I couldnt catch her in time, but I helped her up. After that I told him not to push her or anyone at the party. And I pushed him back.

Ummm....??? Iono why,but that sounds kinda creepy,and like you want in his pants.

But yah...I find this story a little bit hard to believe.

 

[WeaponZ2]

Hmmm... Unlike you I enjoy fighting and see no reason you should feel bad. He had equal chance to do the same damage to you. You just did it a little better. If he had beat the s*** out of you would be calling him up the next day saying, "Sorry I put up a fight. Next time I'll pull down my pants and allow you to anal rape me with out worry of me giving kick back."

 

[The Man Of 16]

Weapon, That's true. Also, terry, im 6'1" and 195 lbs. And I had a wicked buzz where he was on the brink of passing out.

And on an unrelated topic, terry. Last summer you had advice about how to get a chick. I tried it that night. Got laid. I never got to thank you for the advice. Lmao. So thanks for the advice.

Gotta bounce.

 

[Ultra-Herald9]

Weapon, That's true. Also, terry, im 6'1" and 195 lbs. And I had a wicked buzz where he was on the brink of passing out.

And on an unrelated topic, terry. Last summer you had advice about how to get a chick. I tried it that night. Got laid. I never got to thank you for the advice. Lmao. So thanks for the advice.

Gotta bounce.

Ok, now it does seem like you are trying a little too hard to be cool. I felt sorry for you but now it seems like you re trying to do your best Wolverine impression.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

You're better off. Just try to control your temper and seek a diplomatic solution next time. Always diplomacy before war. Because if you've exhausted every effort to reason and rationalize with some idiot, then you have every right to lay the spankdown on them after they refuse a passive settlement. Most people are willing to be reasonable, though.

More often than not you are right, but there are some that you can't reason with. In those situations you defend your self with only as much force as required.

 

[Motown Marvel]

its 4:30 am....but i have at least the 3rd greatest fight story of all time...someone remind me to share it sometime...

 

[Halcohol]

Here's an idea... get out of Winnipeg.

 

[Asgard]

No offense man, but when I read your story, I COULD not help but imagine you as Lennie from Of Mice and Men.

Also, dont be such a vagina about the situation. In fact, if you've never lost a fight in your entire life, why dont you train in some MMA school and fight professionally? If youre as good as you say you are, you could be making some nice scratch.

Personally, I could never fight professionally. Yeah, Ive got so much power I could flatten a crowbar with a single punch. Imagine what would happen if some unfortunate fellow were to feel that power on his forehead. Geez... thats a wtfpwn moment if there ever was one.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

No offense man, but when I read your story, I COULD not help but imagine you as Lennie from Of Mice and Men.

Also, dont be such a vagina about the situation. In fact, if you've never lost a fight in your entire life, why dont you train in some MMA school and fight professionally? If youre as good as you say you are, you could be making some nice scratch.

Personally, I could never fight professionally. Yeah, Ive got so much power I could flatten a crowbar with a single punch. Imagine what would happen if some unfortunate fellow were to feel that power on his forehead. Geez... thats a wtfpwn moment if there ever was one.

I could not agree with you more.

 

[Asgard]

Thanks.

if I didnt possess this godly strength I would fight professionally as well.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Thanks.

if I didnt possess this godly strength I would fight professionally as well.

It is probably for the best.

 

[CrypticOne]

This guy thats a really good guy, Ive kind of wanted him as a friend, he got really drunk tonight (and then became a jerk) and pushed this chick really hard into me. I couldnt catch her in time, but I helped her up. After that I told him not to push her or anyone at the party. And I pushed him back.

Next minute you know were squaring off and he comes at me. He's landed 2 punches to my forehead, knocking my glasses kind of crooked on my face. I contain him for a minute just to get the glasses off my face, but he knocks them off again, with a punched that just grazed me. After they land on the floor, I was hoping that my glasses wouldnt break. I wasnt thinking of how he was going to hit me, because I can take my hits, i was focused on my glasses. I'm thinking perfectly clear while this is going on. Well since I had grabbed him by his shirt, I decided to swing at him because he didnt seem like he was going to stop. I remember the look he had on his face just before I waled him in the face, that look of fear. But I didnt stop. With my right fist (that was already on the left of his face, now) I backhand punch him. Then I looked down, for my glasses and swung. I landed the punch, but I was looking for my glasses.

He was knocked out.

Now, I just feel like breaking down and crying. I realized it wasnt that I was in a fight. It was that I'm sick of hurting people. It always has to be me to win, and I frighten myself, because its too easy. And I'm sick of it. As I'm typing this my eyes are watering up.

After the fight. Everyone said they respected me. The guy who stole my beer bong gave it back. Everyone tried to justify what I had done, but I couldve as easily contained him. Why couldn't I have contained him and told him I dont want to fight.

Im going to go ice my forehead. And go to sleep.

I just lost a friend. This sucks.

You did the right thing though. He pushed a female. Thats a 'No-No.'

 

[Machx72]

I'm getting a feeling that this is a cry to brag about how he's, "a good fighter," and that he, "can kick anyone's ass," by trying to act humble [by crying] about it.

 

[Iceman]

Now, I just feel like breaking down and crying. I realized it wasnt that I was in a fight. It was that I'm sick of hurting people. It always has to be me to win, and I frighten myself, because its too easy. And I'm sick of it. As I'm typing this my eyes are watering up.

Some day you will get over this.

 

[Drakon]

No offense man, but when I read your story, I COULD not help but imagine you as Lennie from Of Mice and Men.

You too?

 

[chamber-music]

Ultimate fighter?

 

[The Man Of 16]

I am no longer sad about the thing. The ****er got his buddy to smash my driver window. The car is a piece of crap thats getting towed this week for a lot of other reasons, but still. I guess he realizes he cant fight me, so he goes and takes it out on my car.

The kid that did this has a jeep with big-ass tires that are probably worth more than the vehicle itself. If I hear about my car at school, somebody is gonna their tires slashed, the windows broken and a nice new spray paint job with a couple of key engravings. And ill stick a potato in the exhaust as well, AND put a plastic baggy in his gas tank.

 

[The Man Of 16]

I'm getting a feeling that this is a cry to brag about how he's, "a good fighter," and that he, "can kick anyone's ass," by trying to act humble [by crying] about it.

Okay fine, I lost one fight to a kid that was 2 years older than me and had about a foot and 40 lbs on me. This was in grade 6.
I actually think that the beer was effecting me and that the next morning I was just feeling guilty and worrying if I knocked out a tooth or broke his cheek or tooth.

But not now, I know the reason why I fought him. Its the same reason I dont like him now. He's an idiot, and he was never my friend, I dont know why I looked up to him.

But regardless, Im still worried that I'll hurt someone really bad one of these days. My dad said I shouldn't fight at all because its not hard to kill people by accident. It's his general view on mostly all fights, the major reason he says it is because he's once put a guy in the hospital. They both had to go to the hospital, it was just that my dad was slightly less beat up.

 

[WeaponZ2]

Here's an idea... get out of Winnipeg.

Manitoba stinks .


Also, don't you hate it when you get in a fight and the guy can't let go the fact that he lost. It makes no sense to me. They start a fight, you kick their ass... and its your fault. Its fine for someone to do something to you, but you do it back to them and all of a sudden its wrong .