Sick of This

[The Senator]

Noon, there are a whole lot of guys who find women who wear glasses irresistible. To the point that it's become one of the more common fetishes out there (right up there with foot fetishes) and even has a whole subgenre of porn dedicated to it. I guess my point is that you're a pretty girl who has nothing to be concerned about and you'll have absolutely no problem finding a good guy who will worship you as a goddess (and I guess a secondary point is that you could always do glasses fetish porn if you wanted to pick up some coin and feed your narcissistic more pleasure-centered side at the same time). So, fret not. You're beautiful. </James Blunt>

jag

Explains why Sarah Palin wears glasses even though she doesn't need them

Imagine that, Noon... you can grow up to become just as successful as the oh-so-smart and esteemed Sar... Sarah... Sarah Pal...

I just can't finish that sentence.

Well, I'm sure you having nothing to worry about.

 

[odiin]

Pics or you didn't happen.

 

[fu manchu]

Meg's hot.

hmm....

 

[Captain Planet!]

I used to tell my cousin she looked like Velma. Actually, I still do.

 

[terry78]

If you look like this version of Velma, I wouldn't gripe.

 

[mrvlknight21]

If you look like this version of Velma, I wouldn't gripe.

No gripe...just grope.