Almost suckered

[Superhobo]

Yeah, an hour ago I was watching the sun come up while sitting on the overpass that runs parallel to our complex. Not bothering no one, just sitting down.

So, just as it starts to get good (and I mean, pornography on a Saturday night good) this cop, this real Dick-Tracy type, pulls up beside me. He STOPS his car on the overpass, gets out, and starts just throwing all these inane questions at me.

"Where were you born?"
"What's the name of the pre-school you went to (swear to gawd)?"
"What's up with all the black (I was dressed, as most times I am in a
fancy black piece complete with hat and glasses. I looked like Alan Moore JR.)?"
"Are you a skitzo? (Even though I am I said no)"
"Why are you wearing glasses?"

And on and on...Eventually I tired of this, and asked him for his badge number. I don't even know the real significance of those things, but the look on his face was priceless. He got in and drove off.

But, I got his number.

 

[Master Chief]

He was flirting with you you silly bastard, lol. He's expecting you to track him down and date rape him.

 

[Untilteld]

What an ass man, call the station and get his ass fired

 

[Superhobo]

I shall. I did give him a partially fake name, though. And that made me happy.

I was Peter Buldge. I couldn't believe he didn't get that.

 

[Bad Superman]

Maybe you were part of MTV's Boiling Point??

 

[Superhobo]

I'll never get to see it...I have no cable *sigh*.

Funnily enough, somebody called in and said I was up there, and called me a ''ten year old girl'' and a ''runaway."

 

[Master Chief]

Mmmk, being serious for a second, here's where your story instantly becomes something that didn't happen.

Yeah, an hour ago I was watching the sun come up while sitting on the overpass that runs parallel to our complex. Not bothering no one, just sitting down.

So, just as it starts to get good (and I mean, pornography on a Saturday night good) this cop, this real Dick-Tracy type, pulls up beside me. He STOPS his car on the overpass, gets out, and starts just throwing all these inane questions at me.

"Where were you born?"
"What's the name of the pre-school you went to (swear to gawd)?"
"What's up with all the black (I was dressed, as most times I am in a
fancy black piece complete with hat and glasses. I looked like Alan Moore JR.)?"
"Are you a skitzo? (Even though I am I said no)"
"Why are you wearing glasses?"

And on and on...Eventually I tired of this, and asked him for his badge number. I don't even know the real significance of those things, but the look on his face was priceless. He got in and drove off.

But, I got his number.

lol. I'm so observant I could be a detective. Or a scout. Land ho!

 

[Superhobo]

...sure.

 

[Superhobo]

No, **** that guy.

 

[Superhobo]

Shut up

 

[Superhobo]

Don't make me turn this car around

 

[C. Lee]

You are now on the "Sniper in Training" watch list.

 

[Superhobo]

But seriously y'all, that guy was an ass. As are the majority of law enforcement in Arlington.

Except for the girl ones.


Dey's nice.

 

[Superhobo]

You are now on the "Sniper in Training" watch list.

Was this a joke?

 

[Superhobo]

Oh god, I am tired. I'm gonna go to sleep for a little while.

Be back soon,
Hobo Henry

 

[Bad Superman]

Oh god, I am tired. I'm gonna go to sleep for a little while.

Be back soon,
Hobo Henry

Get some sleep dude. Get your batteries recharged for the weekend.

 

[C. Lee]

Was this a joke?

Let's see -

1) Terrorist attacks going on around the world
2) It's dawn...so the darkness of nighttime is just leaving
3) You are dressed all in black
4) You are sitting on an overpass that looks over a housing complex
5) You say you are in Arlington...I assume you mean aroundWashington DC (the #1 terrorist hit list site)

Nah...there's no reason for a cop to ask you any questions or make a report on you so that you can be watched...no reason what-so-ever.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I think he was a ninja in disguise. He was trying to get your info so they could find your secret lair.

 

[CorporalHicks]

Yeah, an hour ago I was watching the sun come up while sitting on the overpass that runs parallel to our complex. Not bothering no one, just sitting down.

So, just as it starts to get good (and I mean, pornography on a Saturday night good) this cop, this real Dick-Tracy type, pulls up beside me. He STOPS his car on the overpass, gets out, and starts just throwing all these inane questions at me.

"Where were you born?"
"What's the name of the pre-school you went to (swear to gawd)?"
"What's up with all the black (I was dressed, as most times I am in a
fancy black piece complete with hat and glasses. I looked like Alan Moore JR.)?"
"Are you a skitzo? (Even though I am I said no)"
"Why are you wearing glasses?"

And on and on...Eventually I tired of this, and asked him for his badge number. I don't even know the real significance of those things, but the look on his face was priceless. He got in and drove off.

But, I got his number.

emo

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yeah, an hour ago I was watching the sun come up while sitting on the overpass that runs parallel to our complex. Not bothering no one, just sitting down.

So, just as it starts to get good (and I mean, pornography on a Saturday night good) this cop, this real Dick-Tracy type, pulls up beside me. He STOPS his car on the overpass, gets out, and starts just throwing all these inane questions at me.

"Where were you born?"
"What's the name of the pre-school you went to (swear to gawd)?"
"What's up with all the black (I was dressed, as most times I am in a
fancy black piece complete with hat and glasses. I looked like Alan Moore JR.)?"
"Are you a skitzo? (Even though I am I said no)"
"Why are you wearing glasses?"

And on and on...Eventually I tired of this, and asked him for his badge number. I don't even know the real significance of those things, but the look on his face was priceless. He got in and drove off.

But, I got his number.

Bow-chicca bow bow.

 

[Bad Superman]

"Where were you born?"
"What's the name of the pre-school you went to?"
"What's up with all the black?"
"Are you a skitzo?"
"Why are you wearing glasses?"

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Have you seen this boy?"

 

[Bad Superman]

"Have you seen this boy?"

I missed that one.

 

[C. Lee]

I missed that one.

Bad Superman....bad.

 

[Superhobo]

emo

No; I don't usually dress that way. But I like Alan Moore's style. And so, I've taken it part-time for my own.

BTW, Arlington, Texas.