Flashback: what kind of poster are you?

[Immortalfire]

Old I know, but it's good to identify who we have among us

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=61

 

[Darthphere]

I have no clue, you tell me.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I have no clue either. But according to the Spider-Man comics forum posters I'm not a good one because I don't share their line of thinking.

 

[comicgirl]

Oh, man......I don't know..tough....just me, guess

 

[Darthphere]

Dpm07 is the MENSA Troll

 

[Immortalfire]

A lot of us are The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts.

Thesumofgod is Doctor Conspiracy / Man With a Grudge, of course. Even he would know it.

 

[SpideyInATree]

So, you want us to classify ourselves by how that website classifies posters?

Isn't that like trying to put people into categories like they do with high school kids or something?

 

[Darthphere]

I think im Elite. For no other reason than I really dont fit in the other categories.

 

[SpideyInATree]

I think im Elite. For no other reason than I really dont fit in the other categories.

Same here. Though there are a ton of MENSA trolls on here.

 

[Immortalfire]

A lot of the trolling newbs on Spidey and Superman boards tend to be either Flaming Clones, The Sensitive Artist, or Mr. "I Know a Game Developer". But this case, "I know a set manager".

 

[Leto Atrides]

When I get pissy I'm a MENSA troll, I'll admit. Ironically, this is when I'm arguing with "Anime Obsessed Freaks".

gojetajin713
Super saiyajin 4 Son Gokou would whip Grene Lantenrs ass! he would'nt even know what hit him! After he defeated dark Shenron his power levels were like 345,000,000,000,000! He then absorbed the Dragonballs, which everyone knows, made him completely invicnible. He can blow up the universes! Green Lnatern can only make green stuff Are you stupid?

Leto Atrides
You people are all ******ed phillistines, and your posts are wastes of bandwidth.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Same here. Though there are a ton of MENSA trolls on here.

That's what we want you to think

- Whirly

 

[U.S War Machine]

What are you trying to pull

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I'm like cardboard. Yeah.

 

[Whirlysplat]

What are you trying to pull

Who exactly is this directed at and in what context?

- Whirly

 

[War Lord]

Mr Lex Luthor is obviously The Elite, Highly Advanced Forum Regular With 15 Million Posts.

The only description that seems to fit me is the mensa troll.

But I'm no troll?

 

[U.S War Machine]

Who exactly is this directed at and in what context?

- Whirly

Don't trick me with your concepts it won't work

 

[Whirlysplat]

Don't trick me with your concepts it won't work

- Whirly

 

[Immortalfire]

They left out the Lurker poster.

Counter Strike forum:
Star Trek forum:
Honda Civic forum:

 

[Whirlysplat]

They left out the Lurker poster.

Counter Strike forum:
Star Trek forum:
Honda Civic forum:

If he/she is a lurker, how can he/she be a poster?

-Whirly

 

[Angry Sentinel]

They left out the Lurker poster.

Counter Strike forum:
Star Trek forum:
Honda Civic forum:

LOL... I think you just found the description for me....

Oh wait, that's just sad isn't it, oh well.

 

[wolfsfang]

I am a laminated poster hung with proper picture hooks and giving pride of place in the room

 

[Aqua Is Forever]

The MENSA Troll

The MENSA Troll shares many characteristics of The Flamethrower Clone, but this style of poster refrains from writing as many blatant homosexual overtones. The general gist of all the MENSA Trolls' posts should hint at the idea that the MENSA Troll is the smartest creature in the world, and every time he posts a message, it is for the sole purpose of manipulating others on the forum. It doesn't matter what reaction he gets from anything he writes because the MENSA Troll can justify anything he wants. If, for some reason he is not able to justify it, he should ignore it completely and avoid the subject. Under NO circumstances should the MENSA Troll respond to anybody's criticisms of him; he should instead continue to criticize everybody else and avoid engaging in a two-way conversation.

EXAMPLES. The MENSA Troll will post the following messages:

Counter-Strike forum: "It's interesting to see so many of you silly little monkeys jump around and react to my post which created the associative link between Counter-Strike players and certain members of the canine family. Your predictable reactions are exactly what I expected from such a lowbrow, intellectually dead race of Neanderthals who barely possess the ability to use primitive tools. I'm sure it will take you months before your ape-like brains are able to realize that the sniper rifles in v1.0 are ****. Go back to downloading those mp3s you heard on the radio and watching ABC, you pop-culture addicted maggots."
Star Trek forums: "It is apparent that many of you lack the ability to comprehend a single one of my posts. If you did, you would understand that you are all pawns on a chessboard I bought and own. You are all merely dancing chimps here to amuse me, and I have the ability to pull your strings and control your every move. If your reactions weren't so banal and tedious, I might be impressed."
Honda Civic forum: "You mindless drones will purchase whatever product is placed before your ignorant, easily influenced heads. You are so willing to be manipulated by other people, it is no wonder I am able to bend and shape you into any way I please. Besides, it's common knowledge that the CRX is by far a better deal."

 

[Abaddon]

oakzap is an anime-obsessed freak

 

[Leto Atrides]

oakzap is an anime-obsessed freak

She's the biggest one in community. But she's boringly normal compared to people like OMEGAVEGETTO.