Forgive and forget... yeah right

[Sarge 2.0]

This email has been circulating around my workcenter. It originated from somewhere in my company, so I'll try to see if I can find any follow ups... but read and enjoy this one for now.


My hero.

That guy deserves a high five.

 

[Suirou]

He should've just replied to the email like this:

"Liz,

I'm sorry I don't want to be with you anymore. I will never come to 123 Main St where you live or call you at 213-555-8998.

Love,
Brad"

Lol, that would be terrible. xD
90 guys would probably be at her doorsteps, calling her every min.
5 other guys would be married while another 5 would be gay.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

He shouldn't of forwarded it to 100 people , probably not , but it is funny. Also most guys reading it probably thought about contacting liz.

I don't know, if it takes her 45 minutes to give me a blow job she's probably not all that good.

 

[Alex The Great]

He should've just replied to the email like this:

"Liz,

I'm sorry I don't want to be with you anymore. I will never come to 123 Main St where you live or call you at 213-555-8998.

Love,
Brad"

I wonder what would happen if I dialed that number

 

[Majic Walrus]

I wonder what would happen if I dialed that number

Let me know.

 

[CrashNburn]

Well, at least she didn't suck 36 ****s.

dude, love the Clerks reference!

This is the best thread ever!

45min BJ...wow...

45mins....that's dedication. very nice!

I wonder what would happen if I dialed that number

it depends...do you like sea lions?


this was the best response to some ****e who "drank way too much". i'm sick of hearing stories with that bs excuse included. she f'd up and got what she deserved. once a cheater, always a cheater.

 

[DarthDaveBanner]

If that is real, awesome.

If its not, I'm still going to take notes.

 

[FaT_tONle]

I don't know, if it takes her 45 minutes to give me a blow job she's probably not all that good.

Unless you are that bad...

 

[bullets]

it depends...do you like sea lions?

 

[Crook]

I don't know, if it takes her 45 minutes to give me a blow job she's probably not all that good.

BJs can last all they want, pal. Slow and steady is just as good.