Forgive and forget... yeah right

This email has been circulating around my workcenter. It originated from somewhere in my company, so I'll try to see if I can find any follow ups... but read and enjoy this one for now.


My hero.
That guy deserves a high five. :up:
 
:wow:

He should've just replied to the email like this:

"Liz,

I'm sorry I don't want to be with you anymore. I will never come to 123 Main St where you live or call you at 213-555-8998.

Love,
Brad"
Lol, that would be terrible. xD
90 guys would probably be at her doorsteps, calling her every min.
5 other guys would be married while another 5 would be gay.
 
He shouldn't of forwarded it to 100 people , probably not , but it is funny. Also most guys reading it probably thought about contacting liz.

I don't know, if it takes her 45 minutes to give me a blow job she's probably not all that good.
 
:wow:

He should've just replied to the email like this:

"Liz,

I'm sorry I don't want to be with you anymore. I will never come to 123 Main St where you live or call you at 213-555-8998.

Love,
Brad"
I wonder what would happen if I dialed that number :o
 
Well, at least she didn't suck 36 ****s.

dude, love the Clerks reference!:hehe:

This is the best thread ever!

45min BJ...wow...

45mins....that's dedication. very nice!

I wonder what would happen if I dialed that number :o

it depends...do you like sea lions?:wow:


this was the best response to some ****e who "drank way too much". i'm sick of hearing stories with that bs excuse included. she f'd up and got what she deserved. once a cheater, always a cheater.
 

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