Funniest Lines in Smallville

[Batgort]

Occasionally there is a line that is delivered as a serious line, but you have to admit that it is REALLY funny.

So list the lines and episodes they appear in:

I'll start:

Prototype:
"You're not a cat Lana.... don't skulk around like one." - Lex Luthor to Lana

 

[Gmanofsteel]

Justice
Impulse: "I want a lawyer."

Lex: ". . . and I want a ponytail . . . disapointment abounds."

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

Justice
Impulse: "I want a lawyer."

Lex: ". . . and I want a ponytail . . . disapointment abounds."

I dont remember that response in that episode

 

[LostSon88]

Really? I do..it was a great line.

 

[Red]

Commencement

Lionel: You know, for a woman without a heart, Genevieve Teague certainly did have a lot of blood.

 

[Eddie Brock]

Sneeze
Chloe: "Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can."

Clark: "That's a steel door, it's not a birthday cake."

Chloe: "I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down. Good thing you didn't have garlic today."

Apparently, the writers took the day off for that scene.


Wither
Clark: "A strange vine has cropped up over the ridge at Lone Pine. It's attacking people."

Lex: "And naturally you came to my little shop of horrors to foil my ingenious plot to repopulate the planet with vegetation. Sorry, Clark. I'm all out of evil."

 

[Prison Mike]

I don't have specific quotes, but I like the scene where Chloe finds out that Pete knew Clark's secret.

 

[The Joker_1000]

Forgot the episode but it went something like this:

Lex: "You didn't tell him about my pitchfork, did ya?"

BEST.LINE.EVER.

 

[_BB_]

"Crown's mine biatch"

 

[boydston_14]

Forgot the episode but it went something like this:

Lex: "You didn't tell him about my pitchfork, did ya?"

BEST.LINE.EVER.

I believe the episode was "Aqua", though I could be wrong.

 

[barnface]

Season 3 - Crisis

*when Clark is using his super hearing to listen to the audio on chloe's computer*


Chloe: "How did you hear that, Clark?!

Clark: "I missed to many linkin park concerts. Anyways.."

 

[Brainiac 8]

AC = "Fish jokes, it's all I get...fish jokes."


I just loved that line.t:

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

Hey you stole my gif Brainiac

 

[Brainiac 8]

Hey you stole my gif Brainiac

Noone else was using it from what I saw.

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

Still mine

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

Im just busting your balls man you can use it

 

[Red]

He doesn't need your permission.

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

He doesn't need your permission.

Its called common courtesy like how just about everyone else here wants it when they post stuff & it never hurts to ask first & yeah in a way it does matter because no one else uses backwards video on gifs & I can stop posting them But like I said in this case Im just busting his balls.

 

[Brainiac 8]

I love when I'm the center of controversy.

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

The funny thing about all of this is that was never meant to be taken seriously. Ah well what can you do. I guess some people take things way to seriously

 

[Brainiac 8]

It's a hilariously great gif...which is why I used it.

 

[Prison Mike]

Kryptonians like it rough!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

"Crown's mine biatch"

That was hilarous. t:

 

[Moviefan2k4]

I loved Chloe's line in "Reckoning".

"What did you do, spin the world back on its axis?"

 

[OobeDoobBenubi]

It's a hilariously great gif

Im surprised no one else thought of having Clark slam the **** outta Kara in a gif I might make a bigger one. Its a shame that sigs do not allow gifs