G5: The Wooden Anniversary Edition

[The_Raganork]

do you talk in 3rd person too?

only if a man asks really nicely.

No, seriously...my self esteem is so bad that even thinking about myself as another person is depressing.

Does having orientation at my new job, the first I've started full time as a woman count as something special for NCOD?

I would say so!

 

[Marx]

Does having orientation at my new job, the first I've started full time as a woman count as something special for NCOD?

I'd say so.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Don't you wish that we all lived in the same city? Then we could stage an elabourate farce just to discover the girl's name, only to have it hilariously blow up in our faces, just like on TV.

I could stage a fake poker tournament, Rag could be the guy coordinating us on the hidden camera, Captain Blu can pose as the wealthy Earl of Shropington Heights and Schloss will be the guy who overhears our plan, misunderstands it as some sort of kidnapping plot, and calls the landlord (played by Don Knotts) on us.

Meanwhile, as the designated couple, Spidey and Marx could go "Tut, tut, this will never work, guys" throughout, and at the end say "Well, I hope you learned your lesson this time, Scarlett. Remember to always be yourself."

This might just be my favourite thing ever and not just cus I get to be a wealthy Earl. haha

No, seriously... my self esteem is so bad that even thinking about myself as another person is depressing.

I know this is my answer for everything, but have you considered speaking to a professional about your low self esteem? I know lots of people dont look to fondly on therapists, but there have been a few times in my life where they've really helped. Or if its not too "self help book-y" you could always try affirmations.

Does having orientation at my new job, the first I've started full time as a woman count as something special for NCOD?

Hells yeah! t:

 

[The_Raganork]

My therapist and I bonded really well. We both hated having to see me on a constant basis.

 

[Scarlettess]

Does having orientation at my new job, the first I've started full time as a woman count as something special for NCOD?

I'd say so Supergirl! Congrats!

My therapist and I bonded really well. We both hated having to see me on a constant basis.

Aww Rag! that's the opposite of bonding my dear!

 

[Supergirl]

Aww thanks everyone It is remarkable how great it feels to be able to just be me at work and not have to hide anything.

 

[Marx]

Happy Birthday Pink Ranger!

 

[Captain_BluTac]

My therapist and I bonded really well. We both hated having to see me on a constant basis.

If that's true then **** 'em. My Nana once told me the only difference between hookers and therapists is that hookers are pretty enough to screw.

Also Merry-Happy Birthday Pink Ranger. t:

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Apropos of nothing, I just got back from my Uncle's Birthday party and for the life of me I can't understand how he is related to me.

I swear every single thing that came out of his mouth was bigoted, racist or sexist. He greeted me saying "Aah there's the poofter" and told my (Jewish) cousin Sami that Jews don't celebrate Christmas beacuse they don't want to spend the money. I have never cringed so hard in my entire life.

 

[Pink Ranger]

This might just be my favourite thing ever and not just cus I get to be a wealthy Earl. haha

The Earl is a Portsmouth supporter, just so you know ...

And thanks everyone for your b-day wishes.

And best wishes to Supergirl. I am very proud of you (I am officially old now, so I can talk like that) and keep us updated on how everything is going.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

happy b-day as well pinky!

 

[Scarlettess]

aww am i late? Happy Birthday Pink Ranger! hope your day was awesome

 

[Pink Ranger]

aww am i late? Happy Birthday Pink Ranger! hope your day was awesome

Well, it's technically Saturday in England right now, so you are too late. So you can just sod off, you wanker!!

Spoiler

 

[The_Raganork]

Happy Birthday Pink ranger

 

[Marx]

Apropos of nothing, I just got back from my Uncle's Birthday party and for the life of me I can't understand how he is related to me.

I swear every single thing that came out of his mouth was bigoted, racist or sexist. He greeted me saying "Aah there's the poofter" and told my (Jewish) cousin Sami that Jews don't celebrate Christmas beacuse they don't want to spend the money. I have never cringed so hard in my entire life.

Good grief man...

 

[The_Raganork]

That's just really uncomfortable...

 

[Captain_BluTac]

He's just a very unpleasant man. It wouldn't bother me so much if it wasn't for the fact that my Mum always shrugs off his comments as if he was just some dumb kid. I come from a fairly left wing family and yet somehow no-one ever calls him out on his ****.

Luckily I only have to see him a couple of times a year, so thank heaven for small mercies I guess.

 

[The_Raganork]

I guess that's all good then.


oh i saw My straight crush today...he apparently feels comfortable enough to hit me...haha. It was cute.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I guess that's all good then.


oh i saw My straight crush today...he apparently feels comfortable enough to hit me...haha. It was cute.

lol as in teasing? or is he flirting because he enjoys flirting with you?

 

[The_Raganork]

lol as in teasing? or is he flirting because he enjoys flirting with you?

i was saying something silly and playfully he slapped me (hard) on the arm. And We walked around for about 4 hours talking about economics and Final Fantasy VIII.

We're such nerds.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

i was saying something silly and playfully he slapped me (hard) on the arm. And We walked around for about 4 hours talking about economics and Final Fantasy VIII.

We're such nerds.

lol that doesnt sound like he was hitting on you to me...

truth is in situations like this, you're going to start analyzing everything he does, and many a time actually talk yourself into what you want to believe... so it does get tricky.

 

[The_Raganork]

Well to be fair I never said he hit on me...I said he hit me.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

lol

 

[The_Raganork]

We had fun though. Its weird being so happy just form being in the company of another person

 

[spideyboy_1111]

haha... o man.. i hope this turns out good for you because it sounds like you're a goner at this point... not to bring ya down or anything..