Men....have you ever been attacked by a cougar?

[Hound55]

Hmm... still preferable to getting pawed at, but yeah...

Give it up for the funny face line, but...

 

[CrashNburn]

Only counts if you hit or tapped that.

damn!!! foiled again!!

 

[Hound55]

Mine also "doesn't count". But the scars are there.

The scars are there...

 

[Nivek]

I made the mistake in College of going out with a couple older friends to some lame Bar in Pittsburgh's Strip District ( I was 19 at the time, never got carded), and had some drunk 45 year old woman trying to hook up with me. What was worse is that my "friends" kept trying to get me to take the bait, but she reminded me of Magda from Something About Mary.

Ugh, get shivers just thinking about that night...

 

[kane9321]

That's a good talent for siphoning gas as well if that ever was needed.

aint that the trutht:

 

[Hound55]

That's a good talent for siphoning gas as well if that ever was needed.

Well... its needed now more than ever...

 

[Tex]

im 21 and i screwed my buddys aunt who is 48 lol.

 

[Bruce Banner]

im 21 and i screwed my buddys aunt who is 48 lol.

Thats quite funny how did your buddy feel about that?

 

[Tex]

he thought we only made out and stuff but finally he came around to it and when we were at bars and id be talking to a girl he would walk up and say hey this guy f'd my aunt and shes 48 lol so he used it against me. its all good though and the aunt still wants more of me lol.

 

[LexCorp]

Hmmmm it can be flattering if done right.

 

[Bruce Banner]

he thought we only made out and stuff but finally he came around to it and when we were at bars and id be talking to a girl he would walk up and say hey this guy f'd my aunt and shes 48 lol so he used it against me. its all good though and the aunt still wants more of me lol.

So he **** blocked you after the incident. That sucks

 

[terry78]

Well to be honest I'd probably cockblock any dude that ****ed a female relative of mine. We're protective when it comes to our female kin, hypocritical as it may be.

 

[Tex]

ya he deff got me back by cock blocking multiple times. i just loved how i met her at his graduation party and hooked up with her there and then met up with her again a few weeks later in orlando. shes married. those older women know what they are doing lol. i understand those about being protective of kin. he threw cake at me and everyone laughed lol.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Well to be honest I'd probably cockblock any dude that ****ed a female relative of mine. We're protective when it comes to our female kin, hypocritical as it may be.

I understand that. All my female relatives. Like my cousins are to young. Only one is my age and she married one of my best friends. She is a walking nightmare thou. So I could care less about her.


Anyway I am so tempted to call that milfa(again) to she what she is up to.

 

[Tex]

do it. older women are always down for another round.

 

[Bruce Banner]

do it. older women are always down for another round.

Those are the words of a winner

Anyway it might be too awkward. I basically left the next morning(after more) and didn't come back to her house again. It was last august.