Men....have you ever been attacked by a cougar?

[AndThePickles]

cause women in their 20's don't know what they want.

Oh lord

 

[Drakon]

I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose.

Seriously? Sweet.

 

[Prison Mike]

ETM can't satisfy women in their 20s

 

[Drakon]

ETM can't satisfy women in their 20s

 

[Zaron]

Drak that was hilarious.

 

[Prison Mike]

well played sir. well played.

 

[Majic Walrus]

Seriously? Sweet.

Yeah. And there were little bits of honey bunches of oats in it.

 

[ChickenScratch]

When I was a freshman in college it happened to me a couple times. I started college at 17 and silly me assumed everyone in my classes was around the same age. This hot, sophisticated chick in my spanish class caught my eye so I asked her out, her response was "You don't mind going out with an older woman?" She blushed pretty brightly and was clearly taken aback and accepted. I took the "older woman" part to mean she was like 20 or something. Turns out on our date I find out she was 36! The age wasn't really a problem though, but she turned out to be pretty dull.

Then there was another girl I dated for almost a whole semester who was 32 at the time. She was cool though. Only problem is that one of her professors hated the crap out of me, I once went on a field trip with her class and he stared daggers at me the whole time. But I could not blame him, she had a butt like you would bot believe.

The worst one of all time though was once I was on my way home from work one night. I saw these two girls sitting in the train station waiting and I took the seat next to them since I've been working all day. I pull out a magazine, I forget what but it catches the attention of one of them and we start talking. Anyways, turns out they were sisters in NY for a weekend visiting from Boston. We rode the subway for a while, I got the numbers and they got off at the stop before mine (about half a mile from my house). The very next night I called them up on my way from work and one of them came over my house to "hang out." The next morning the two of us are talking and she let slip that both her and her sister are married, have children and just came to NY to blow off some steam. I felt pretty bad in retrospect bangin' another dude's wife.

 

[Venom 1988]

Sadly...no I haven't

 

[bullets]

Well from 24-26 I was dating a woman that was 34 but she looked 25. To me that's a milf and not a cougar.

I've been attacked by numerous cougars at the club . I turned down almost all of them with the exception of this brazilian woman that must of been in her 40s but
she had a sexy black dress and huge boobs. She took me to her apartment and rocked my world , it was sext crazy love magic. I was 21 at the time.

Another time I was at the bar with my buddy after we had left a club and we were wasted. I walked into the bar and sat at a booth while my friend was on the other side. I was too drunk to move and this divorced air force woman that was in her late 30's or early 40's was hitting on me big time and I just sat there wondering why she wouldn't leave me alone. She eventually caught on I wasn't paying attention to her but for some reason I thought she was gonna rape me or something . i wasnt attracted to her at all. She also tried talking to my friend but he kept redirecting the conversation towards me.

 

[knowsbleed]

She also tried talking to my friend but he kept redirecting the conversation towards me.

Ahh... the redirect... also known as the push-her-drink-away-from-you-and-toward-your-friend tactic. I'm very familiar with it.

 

[enterthemadness]

No, but this thread did remind me of a very scary experience, and reminds me why late night Steak and Shake is never a good idea.

I was working at the video store, closing shift. Me and my then-manager were making it perfect for the Regional Manager coming in the next day, so we stayed til like, 4am, sweeping, mopping, dusting, cleaning all the TVs, scrubbing baseboards and the like. Since he was my ride, he treated me to dinner that night at the only place open--Steak and Shake. Now, me being the guy I am [that is, a guy who loves Frisco melts and tiny fries more when they're free], I was more than cool with it. We get this...well, homely waitress. If anyone's seen the episode of Family Guy where Brian finds out he has a son, cross the boy's mom, with Witch Hazel from Looney Toons and you got an idea. She sees my shirt [I don't remember what it was, but it was a metal shirt, so maybe Kittie?], and starts commenting on bands she's seen. I'm a naturally friendly and pretty charismatic guy, and she had already taken my order, so I didn't mind shooting the breeze--we were the only ones in there that late at night anyway. So, she goes in the back and gets me a refill for my drink and notices my long hair...which springs another conversation. At this point, I'm a tad uncomfortable, because it's fairly obvious she's wanting Drak-tion. But she's all "I'll be right back, I wanna get my phone", so she goes out to her car. She comes back like five minutes or so later and she's showing me pics on her phone. "See? This is my uncle, and my aunt, and my cats, and my dad's truck.......and do you know what that is?" She apparently took a pic of her, uh, ta-tas in the car for me. I swear to whatever God you believe in that'll convince you, I turned white. It took me a second to realize what it was. If you have ever touched your thumb to your pinky, and you looked at the palm of your hand near the bottom, that's what it looked like. At first I thought it was just like an accidental shot, til she didn't pass it and she asked me about it. Once it registers.....yeah.

So, it or she was a no-go?

 

[enterthemadness]

Oh lord

Well, ok...in the 'They don't know what they want to do for a living way'.

ETM can't satisfy women in their 20s

Wait for it.

I actually laughed cause it's true.

When I was a freshman in college it happened to me a couple times. I started college at 17 and silly me assumed everyone in my classes was around the same age. This hot, sophisticated chick in my spanish class caught my eye so I asked her out, her response was "You don't mind going out with an older woman?" She blushed pretty brightly and was clearly taken aback and accepted. I took the "older woman" part to mean she was like 20 or something. Turns out on our date I find out she was 36! The age wasn't really a problem though, but she turned out to be pretty dull.

Then there was another girl I dated for almost a whole semester who was 32 at the time. She was cool though. Only problem is that one of her professors hated the crap out of me, I once went on a field trip with her class and he stared daggers at me the whole time. But I could not blame him, she had a butt like you would bot believe.

The worst one of all time though was once I was on my way home from work one night. I saw these two girls sitting in the train station waiting and I took the seat next to them since I've been working all day. I pull out a magazine, I forget what but it catches the attention of one of them and we start talking. Anyways, turns out they were sisters in NY for a weekend visiting from Boston. We rode the subway for a while, I got the numbers and they got off at the stop before mine (about half a mile from my house). The very next night I called them up on my way from work and one of them came over my house to "hang out." The next morning the two of us are talking and she let slip that both her and her sister are married, have children and just came to NY to blow off some steam. I felt pretty bad in retrospect bangin' another dude's wife.

You didn't know, so it's all good. Just hope one day you don't get a visit from some strange dude one day.

 

[litlgreendude]

I had a budy who got drunk in a ba and woke up the next day in a sleezy motel with some old bich...
not a good lookin one either.
poor bastard.

 

[Hound55]

*Represses memories*

 

[knowsbleed]

*Relishes memories*

 

[Hound55]

*Relishes memories*

That would be because you don't have my memories...

 

[Caped Crusader]

Quite a few times

 

[matrix_ghost]

Only once.
It happened about 2 yrs ago . I went to a fishmonger to buy some cooked giant prawns and as i'm standing there this woman who has to be in her 40's asked me how i would cook those prawns. I figured that mebbe she was just a foodie who probably wanted to have a different take on preparing prawns , considering that i was the only non-white dude in the shop. So i just told her how i would prepare it and then she starts like "Oh i like prawns. I'd definately like someone to prepare this for me. Hmm.. I assume that you often come here ...".
It wasn't till the last sentence that i realised that she was hitting on me. Meanwhile the girl behind the cash register was smiling cause she knew that i wasn't a guy who talked much ( at least in the store) , aside from the "hello how are you today miss.....yes i'd like *this fish*...here's the money ..allright you have a nice day too miss. ".

Meanwhile the cougar just went on and on yapping about how she just moved to the town so that it was a nice place for her kids and wanted to have a new start in life. I would've probably asked her to get a drink but the way she came on to me just screamed "desperate chick" so i politely said that i had to hurry home and said goodday.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

I had it happen twice to me:

1. When I was about 20, I was on vacation in Jamaica and I met this women who was very attractive but was 45 and there with this Swiss german guy who owned a villa not far from ours. We were invited to dinner and I had been drinking quite allot that day (had wine during lunch and cocktails after i finished a round of golf). At dinner, the guy served an excellent wine as well as serving before dinner drinks. After dinner, we were given a very nice digestif. I was basically gone at that point. This woman asked me to meet her on the beach and I somehow made it down there. I however was unable to move at that point and she discoverred me in a heap. She took two hours to sober me up and then had sex with me while I was unable to move.

2. The second time was in Jamaica as well and happenned when I was 22. I met this married lady (she was 32 and quite hot) who I spent time with talking and playing golf. One evening we were having drinks at this other guys' house and we were talking in the kitchen when she just kissed me and lets just say things carried on from there.

 

[knowsbleed]

That would be because you don't have my memories...

Ha!

Whoo... that was a good one.

Now that you've said that... share and share.

 

[Hound55]

Perhaps later if I don't manage to forget about it...

 

[knowsbleed]

In all honesty I've never been with what most would consider a cougar. I mean, age gaps aside (I was 18 she was 31) older women tend to know what they want out of life moreso than younger ones... though that's not the case in every situation. You have your exceptions in all age ranges.

 

[AndThePickles]

Well, ok...in the 'They don't know what they want to do for a living way'.

That's not true either

 

[Wylie Times]

Cougars are too aggressive