Same. I was pleasantly surprised at how Rebirth worked with such little prep time. Though the bar was very low with Dominion.Really liked Rebirth. Curious what they can do with proper development time.
Really liked Rebirth. Curious what they can do with proper development time.
You think Rebirth was worse then Dominion?Rebirth was about as mediocre as modern blockbusters go but it made money so I'm not surprised about this. I'll say the same thing I've said since Fallen Kingdom, "I'll be cautiously hopeful it can't be the worse than the last one" and hopefully they won't disappoint me with the 4th movie in a row.
I'm sure there are no shallow reasons attached to this.This was a nice group of leads to spend a couple hours with, which is far more than I can say for the previous cast, so while I can't say I'm hyped, I will say I'm looking forward to this sequel more than the other World's, at any rate.

Hey the boys and the lesbians got Scarlett. Let the straight ladies and gays have some fun.I'm sure there are no shallow reasons attached to this.![]()
How could I forget that Bryce Dallas Howard was far too fat to achieve this.Hey the boys and the lesbians got Scarlett. Let the straight ladies and gays have some fun.

Not even all that cake and Daniella Pineda for one flick could save those movies.How could I forget that Bryce Dallas Howard was far too fat to achieve this.![]()

Maybe not though it's a really fine line. If Dominion was a 3/10 then Rebirth was like a 4/10. I think expectations might play into it also. Even though I disliked Fallen Kingdom, I was hyped for Dominion when they were bringing some of the original actors back. (In retrospect I should have seen the warning signs). With Rebirth my bar was lower but I still felt disappointed.You think Rebirth was worse then Dominion?
The stoner kid is obnoxious for his first scene. After that he spends his time proving himself to dad, in a well worn, but not out there character arc. I love the peeing scene. It's a really good way to establish the threat of those dinos while also having some light hearted, but also pretty vicious fun making it clear the raptors are out.I recognize that Johansson, Ali and Bailey are charismatic and likeable enough to somehow made their (non) characters kind of work and being automatically more competent leads than Pratt and Dallas Howard but... I just found that movie so rough to watch.
Maybe I live on Earth-2, but as bad as the modern trilogy was, Rebirth –while certainly more entertaining– felt actually kind of worse to me.
The Snickers wrapper that puts a laboratory security system out of whack, the very “video game”-like quest to collect dinosaur blood from various elements, that obnoxious stoner guy, the cartoon scene where he's peeing, the caricatured businessman antagonist, that incredibly silly dialogue between characters who are talking about their past that I could swear was generated by ChatGPT, everything about the D-Rex (made me wonder what that "d" really stand for)...
I get that the franchise, by pursuing Spielberg's adaptation, has nothing left to say about the original subtext and is now forced to dive hard into pulp adventures. And I can accept that.
In fact, several scenes in the film reminded me of how I used to play “Jurassic Park” in the bush as a kid in the 90s, which mainly involved running around, hiding, and shooting like crazy with my wooden rifle...
But I'm convinced it all could be done with way more care and rigor.
The film otherwise had some cool and atmospheric visual, but since it is the seventh installment and cost millions of dollars to make, I can't consider this much a feat. Yet, Edward still managed to have his creatures' height change very noticeably from one shot to another, adding confusion to the occasional consternation.
Anyway... All this rambling won't matter anymore when I go back to the movies in two years.![]()
Rebirth is the 7th movie. I 'd also argue it's the first good one since the original. Which to me is far more refreshing. But I also didn't waste my time going to the theater to watch Kingdom (third best movie) and Dominion, after I let the nostalgia or World wash off of me.Maybe not though it's a really fine line. If Dominion was a 3/10 then Rebirth was like a 4/10. I think expectations might play into it also. Even though I disliked Fallen Kingdom, I was hyped for Dominion when they were bringing some of the original actors back. (In retrospect I should have seen the warning signs). With Rebirth my bar was lower but I still felt disappointed.
I think @J.Drangal sums up some very good criticisms above. It's like they had the lesson of how bad Dominion was and they somehow made a movie that sucked so bad after the fact. With every bad sequel in a row you get slightly more frustrated that they didn't try to step up their game.