Gary Oldman Joins Goyer Thriller

[Crook]

More Oldman and Yustman in panties pics please.

 

[Doctor Jones]

That actually came out wrong. t:

 

[Crockett]

http://www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23858

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I was just about to post that. Good poster and selling something.

 

[Crockett]

I was just about to post that. Good poster and selling something.

Are you thinking the same thing what I'm thinking?

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Are you thinking the same thing what I'm thinking?

Maybe. what are you think about?t:

 

[Crockett]

The girls ass. Anything else is less important.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

The girls ass. Anything else is less important.

Pretty much almost.

 

[Crockett]

Fine by me. t:

 

[블라스]

I can't believe they're using that poster.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Its for overseas. They don't care about stuff about that much ovet there.

Or are you saying that cause you think its a dumb poster?

 

[블라스]

Yeah, I'm saying because it's super dumb.
I can understand selling ass or **** for a sex comedy, but for a horror movie?

**** this crap.
I hate stupid people and I hate that we're in a time where pandering to the dumbass audiences is getting more and more frequent.

 

[Rocker22]

The movie was pretty good.

 

[xwolverine2]

better than mirrors?

at least mirrors had the gore going for it

this movie is pg-13

 

[Rocker22]

I haven't seen Mirrors yet but it did pop in my head cause mirrors were part of the movie.

This didn't have much gore but alot of the **** was creepy as hell.

 

[The Chris]

I thought this was bad. I saw this thursday in a free screening, and the whole theater was laughing the whole time. Thought the structure and pace was bad, the boo scares got old quick, characters would do the cliche stupid crap they do in these movies, the dialogue reeks, the plot was goofy as hell, the acting wasn't very good until Gary Oldman showed up (who is underused), a lot of scenes were like "um okay" or "WHAT!" and you see where the film will go 2 miles away. I'd have to spoil the movie to express real thoughts, but I don't want to do that to you guys.

For the Mirrors comparison, that had a good lead actor, and an ending that I thought was cool.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

After the terrible The Invisible and the mindbogglingly awful Blade 3, I'm just going to assume that this movie is bad.

 

[Sentinel X]

This movie looks terrible...the only creepy part is that old man in the hospital gown and his head is turning full circle...other than that looks pretty dumb but Oddette Yustman is REALLY pretty, she looks like Megan Fox but prettier.

 

[[A]]

^ and cleaner

 

[hammerhedd11]

^ and...white.

 

[[A]]

Woah.

 

[Sentinel X]

^ and cleaner

indeed

^ and...white.

huh?
Megan Fox is white too, dude...and what does it matter anyway?

 

[hammerhedd11]

indeed

huh?
Megan Fox is white too, dude...and what does it matter anyway?

Ha...shouldn't be writing when I'm tired. I was thinking of Meagan Good.

 

[Heretic]

I saw this last night. Absolutely atrocious film. I knew it was going to be bad...but i expected to laugh at the stupidity. Truth be told, it isn't funny bad, its just bad.

Its funny though...I went to a theater in a mostly caucasian area. The lobby was full of white people. I walked into The Unborn theater, and my girlfiend and I were two of about ten white people in a packed theater. This was a GOOD thing, as bad horror movies are always made better by the conversations of the people around you (and its a stereotype, but young black crowds do tend to be more vocal during movies).

Unfortunately, that was the only part I liked. Every scary part of the film is shown in previews, and scenes that ARENT scary try to be with DUH DUH DUH music clobbering you in the head. Bad script, bad acting (by everyone, including Oldman) and bad directing...and its just a poor rip of The Exorcist anyway.

If I were Jewish, Id be furious...a the films "plot" weaves in Nazi death camps in a pretty insulting way...and even little things, like Oldman's rabbi character reading ancient Hebrew the wrong way.

The plus side...man...that chick is hot. She's not winning any Oscars, but they should invent a new category for "best filling out of womens underwear" just so she can win the prize. I mean...geez...that girl should never put on pants.

PS: The movie is worse than reviews are letting on, its biggest crime being that it isnt scary.

 

[PowersOfMind]

The movie wasn't all that bad. It had a few choice moments that one could see coming but still kinda made you jump. I liked it. Would I say it's the scariest experience ever...not at all.