Gazing At Large Boobs Makes Men Healthier

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  1. DarthRekal Dodger Blue

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    A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

    "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

    The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.


    For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

    "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

    She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

    "We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby


    http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-M...rolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml
     
  2. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Now tell us the sky is blue. :o

    :p
     
  3. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    Only the Germans would study this.


    Maybe the Japanese too.
     
  4. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    LOL at the pic in the article.

    Warning: Really, really, really big breasts are contained inside...
    [​IMG]

    :wow::wow::wow::wow:

    :csad:

    Her back FTL

    :csad:
     
  5. Deep Thinkin'! show meh dem fangs

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    what the frekkin smurf?
     
  6. Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    Didn't this come out a few months ago, and wasn't it proven to be fake?
     
  7. Golgo-13 The Return of the O.G

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    I feel healthier already. :o
     
  8. DarthRekal Dodger Blue

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    why would you wana de-bunk this??? if anything i would WITHHOLD the funding to prove it false :huh: :o
     
  9. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    Ugly girls with big breasts are like God's insult humor.
     
  10. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Who cares? Next you're going to say killing puppies is fun?!??!? :(
     
  11. Lighthouse Fairness, Equality, Bacon

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    Heh, am I the only one that thought this was a joke, and I was going to see two really big chicken sandwiches instead?
     
  12. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    [​IMG]
    Happy?
     
  13. Morg Super Moderator

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    Nice but that's pure bogus

    That article is false
     
  14. DarthRekal Dodger Blue

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! morg :csad:
     
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    :dkm:
     
  16. Morg Super Moderator

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  17. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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  18. Morg Super Moderator

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    actually they would be happy, none of you are jacking off :oldrazz:
     
  19. Badger Side-Kick my Ass!

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    Dear Morg,

    Please do not project.

    Thanks,

    Badger
     
  20. Alex The Great Registered

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    I love this news :up:
     
  21. AhabTheArab Registered

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    look at breasts? check.
     
  22. bullets bang bang

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    there is no way this is false. i refuse to accept any dispute.
     
  23. bored One Sexy Lemur

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    Nice.
     
  24. Abaddon Watching

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    those are tumors:o :csad:
     
  25. lars573 Registered

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    That pic is sooooo old. Shes got much bigger boobs now.
     

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