Gazing At Large Boobs Makes Men Healthier

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A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.


For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby


http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-M...rolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml
 
Now tell us the sky is blue. :o

:p
 
Only the Germans would study this.


Maybe the Japanese too.
 
LOL at the pic in the article.

Warning: Really, really, really big breasts are contained inside...
10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-P.jpg


:wow::wow::wow::wow:

:csad:

Her back FTL

:csad:
 
Didn't this come out a few months ago, and wasn't it proven to be fake?
 
LOL at the pic in the article.

Warning: Really, really, really big breasts are contained inside...
10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-P.jpg


:wow::wow:

:csad:

Her back FTL

:csad:

I feel healthier already. :o
 
Ugly girls with big breasts are like God's insult humor.
 
LOL at the pic in the article.

Warning: Really, really, really big breasts are contained inside...
10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-P.jpg


:wow::wow::wow::wow:

:csad:

Her back FTL

:csad:

Heh, am I the only one that thought this was a joke, and I was going to see two really big chicken sandwiches instead?
 
Nice but that's pure bogus

That article is false
 
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.


For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby


http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-M...rolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml
:dkm:
 
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.


For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby


http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-M...rolongs-Man-039-s-Life-by-5-Years-72490.shtml


Nice.
 
LOL at the pic in the article.

Warning: Really, really, really big breasts are contained inside...
10-Minutes-Of-Staring-Boobs-Daily-P.jpg


:wow::wow::wow::wow:

:csad:

Her back FTL

:csad:
That pic is sooooo old. Shes got much bigger boobs now.
 

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