Getting her into bed

[Dangerous]

Hmm, yeah not if they are that fat.
The other option is ply them w/ booze.

 

[Iron kid]

wow people like to make fun of me.

 

[Erzengel]

wow people like to make fun of me.

Close thread.

 

[Fran]

wow people like to make fun of me.

There it is.

 

[Duende Verde]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

Jesus-Juice and bedtime stories will do the work.

 

[Master Chief]

Usually I get people who I can refer to as "her" into my bed by saying, "Hay, it's cool, I'll just crash on the couch."

 

[jaguarr]

ha!!! i think it's hot.
i shows that the guys got moxy.
i HATE it when guys try to pick you up by bragging about themselves.
PUKE!! i mean, in what culture is that sexy!?!?!?
oh i understand that frogs want to sleep with other frogs who have the biggest croak pouch but i don't want to screw a guy after he's talked about himself all night.

Exactly how big IS your croak pouch, anyway?

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

wow people like to make fun of me.

Are you named Iron Kid because you leave "rust stains" in your underwear?

 

[hippie_hunter]

Wow, the first person to know who I am

Richard Pryor?

But isn't he dead

 

[terry78]

As much as we like to say that we should attempt to be gentleman and respect the ladies, regardless of the technique, the end result is always to get her into bed. Unless you....*shudder* respect her body.

 

[PhotoJones]

As much as we like to say that we should attempt to be gentleman and respect the ladies, regardless of the technique, the end result is always to get her into bed. Unless you....*shudder* respect her body.

it's a little hard to respect someone's body if they don't respect it themselves, you know?

 

[Immortalfire]

wow people like to make fun of me.

Welcome to the Hype

 

[Kyalesyin]

wow people like to make fun of me.

Spider-grrl? that you?

 

[Immortalfire]

Is this dude aware that he doesn't have to have sex, just because his friends are

 

[Kyalesyin]

Is this dude aware that he doesn't have to have sex, just because his friends are

But everyone else is doing it!

 

[PhotoJones]

Is this dude aware that he doesn't have to have sex, just because his friends are

you don't??

 

[Immortalfire]

But everyone else is doing it!

Ah, of course. How dumb of me

 

[Kyalesyin]

Ah, of course. How dumb of me

Its ok. Someone has to be last to figure this out.

 

[litlgreendude]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

dude dont worry about it... It happens when it happens.

 

[raybia]

Hi, Im just getting to the age where my friends are starting to have sex, and Im wondering, How do you get them into bed?

any advice would be useful!

How old are you kid?

 

[Tangled Web]

You have to get a girl lto like you first and that's not going to happen if you're going to ask a bunch of guys how to "get her into bed".

 

[Iron kid]

Spider-grrl? that you?

nope

 

[Iron kid]

How old are you kid?

I cannot reveal that.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I cannot reveal that.

13

 

[CConn]

13yos shouldn't be having sex.