god and *********ion

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

does god *********e? seeing as god has no wife to have sex with and i dought that he has sex with angles seeing as i don't think theres a group of sex angels for god to have sex with. so does god *********e?

 

[Catman]

I wish Mindworm was still around. Then this thread would REALLY be fun.

 

[Ghostvirus]

OMG! I can't...jesus.....HAHAHAH!!!

 

[MaskedManJRK]

I wish Mindworm was still around. Then this thread would REALLY be fun.

Well, we got Taiwariorz here, so it could still be pretty fun.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

I wish Mindworm was still around. Then this thread would REALLY be fun.

i want to know this for real. he isn't human so he isn't bound by mortal sins so he would be able to *********e but does he?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

OMG! I can't...jesus.....HAHAHAH!!!

Yeah, that about sums it up for me.

 

[Ghostvirus]

i want to know this for real. he isn't human so he isn't bound by mortal sins so he would be able to *********e but does he?

Ok fine. Where do you think snow comes from.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Oh jeez

 

[Catman]

Ok fine. Where do you think snow comes from.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Ok fine. Where do you think snow comes from.

...Now I'm glad I live in the desert. I'd rather not live where God ****es on.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

I don't know.

 

[Majik1387]

does god *********e? seeing as god has no wife to have sex with and i dought that he has sex with angles seeing as i don't think theres a group of sex angels for god to have sex with. so does god *********e?

You're assuming God is male.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

You're assuming God is male.

Could be female and have a wife.

 

[Majik1387]

Could be female and have a wife.

Not according to the Bible

 

[Colossal Spoons]

You're assuming God is male.

Well he's certainly not gay. Not with all the homohatred in the Old Testament.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

You're assuming God is male.

women can *********e too so the question still stands.

 

[Catman]

I don't know.

hahaha

 

[Ghostvirus]

...Now I'm glad I live in the desert. I'd rather not live where God ****es on.

Just imagine all those children running out at recess on the first snow fall. Mouths to the sky. Ready to take in some...

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

Could be female and have a wife.

or god could be the wife and have a husband. but seeing as it has never been stated that god is married. i ask the question again does god *********e?

 

[Jack Rabbit]

hahaha

"Aw, my Dad!"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Not according to the Bible

Then how do you explain the heavenly glow when girls make out?

Just imagine all those children running out at recess on the first snow fall. Mouths to the sky. Ready to take in some...

GOD: You spit or swallow?



...That's too far, definately too far.

I don't know.

HA! t:

 

[Majik1387]

Then how do you explain the heavenly glow when girls make out?

I was just saying the Bible says no to Wives with Wives.
Gay kisses are great.

GOD: You spit or swallow?

...That's too far, definately too far.

 

[Panophobia]

This is so blasphemous. I love it!

 

[AndThePickles]

Well he's certainly not gay. Not with all the homohatred in the Old Testament.

Totally. I thought that the Bible also spoke out against *********ion somewhere, but I can't remember.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Catholic priests are pretty opinionated on the subject