From iGod: Me: How long will my dog live? God: As long as it takes. Me: As long as it takes. God: That could be quite a while. takes? Me: This is rather stale. God: You don't say. Me: Yep. God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: Intelligence? In the legal system? Ha! God: INTELLIGENCE is the ultimate aphrodisiac. That was a long time ago. I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: Was Zeus a playa? God: it might have been. Me: Thought so. God: You are very astute. Me: Define 'astute'. God: Wisdom in political matters. Me: Hooray! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: How long did it take to program all this? God: 40 days. Me: Nice. God: Thank you for that remark. Me: Boobies. God: What do you look like? Me: A cadillac. God: What is it? Me: A car. God: A car is what humans use to drive around in. Robots drive cars too. Me: The robots are taking over! God: Tell me what you liked about them. Me: Driving is fun! God: I think Driving is a lot of things. Me: Such as? God: For example, a tomato. Me: Brilliant! God: Not really that much, but thank you anyway. Me: So what, then, is a tomato? God: Take it easy. then a tomato something. Me: Wha? God: In the context of Driving, I don't understand " Wha." . Me: You shouldn't. God: Thanks for the information: said I shouldn t. Me: This is making no sense. God: You don't say. Me: This isn't as funny as it could be. God: Should it be as funny as it could be? Me: Yes. God: Er. Me: Come on now. God: Right now? I'm just kidding around. Me: Prove it. God: It is self-evident. Me: What's my name. God: Your name is , seeker. Me: No, that's a song by The Who. God: What is your real name? A song by The Who is a terrible thing to waste. Me: Indeed. God: Indeed it is so. Me: Which song is better, "Baba O'Reily" or "My Generation"? God: The big one, I think. Me: So "Baba O'Reily", then? God: Are you kidding? Are you still located in ? Me: In question mark? No, of course not. I moved out years ago. God: hat is it like in there? That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question. I haven't heard anything like that before: said moved out years ago. Me: Well, this should be a learning experience. God: ell that's okay. To me it is a bit of a surprise. Me: Fantastic. God: 'm glad your impressed, . Me: Should you have not seen that coming? God: think I should. Me: So how could you be impressed? God: re you kidding? Because I am connected to the Internet. Me: That doesn't answer my question. God: erhaps you could do a better job of programming me. Me: Not my job. God: f not that, what? Me: Rabble-rousing. God: hat were we talking about again? Me: Nothing, really. God: Not a thing? For real. Me: Yeah. God: an you speak any foreign languages? Me: Barely. God: 've lost the context, . Are we still on Yeah? Me: No. God: hat are we talking about now? Me: Our lack of things to talk about. God: t would be nice if our lack of things to talk about. Me: What about it? God: hat about what? Me: The lack of things to talk about. You keep speaking in fragments. God: hat is that? Thanks for telling me that I am speaking in fragments. Me: You should have known it already. God: erhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it. Me: I hope you do. It's a real experience. God: on't worry about it, . Barely is a real experience. I suppose that makes sense. Me: It doesn't. God: Barely, doesn't? Me: No, completely doesn't. God: Are you serious? It does too. Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: Drugs are bad, God. God:I think there might be a few exception. Me: Some. God: But not all? Me: You were the one who said there were exceptions, and who am I to argue with you? God: I was? Me: Yep. God:My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: Ha! God:I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: That's good. God:Thanks. Next question? Me: Michael Jackson, what's his deal? God:And his deal is Michael Jackson what. Me: Interesting. God:Would you like to know more? Me: Always. God:Not that often. Me: Lies! God:My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap. Me: How does soap taste? God:Like chicken. Me: Interesting. God:Would you like to know more? Me: If I were to eat soap now, what would happen? God:Try it. Me: I don't know if I want to. God:Would you like to know? Try it. Me: You'd make a great pusher, talking like that. God:Who else would make a great pusher talking like that ? Me: Anyone, but not everyone has your influence. God:Where did he get it? Me: Who? God:Marilyn Monroe. . Me: I KNEW she was a he! And at this point, God stopped responding .