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Idstugg the frost giant grunted as he trudged through the forest, his troop of 19 other frost giants following him. Theyd just left Peel Castle, an old Viking stronghold, now the dwelling of a rich man who had decided to make the castle and the Isle his own. The giants had stayed there for the night, and had eaten all the mans food, and drunk all the mans mead, ale and wine. Idstugg almost chuckled remembering the mans near-pathological need to be hospitable to them, even as he suffered many abuses by their hand.
Idstugg turned to his men and barked out,
Remember, when we get back to the others, we wont have time to be stopping and resting. Were gathering the whole band and were marching on that castle. The assembled giants roared with approval, and continued their march towards their boats at the shore. This island will be the most appropriate staging ground for raids on the rest of the British Isles.
Now then, Idstugg, came a soft voice from the trees,
thats not very appreciative of my hospitality. A small (in relation to the giants, he was in fact six and a half foot tall) deeply tanned human with long reddish-blonde hair stepped out into the path of the giants.
I opened my home to you, gave all I could give, and you plan to thank me by pillaging the rest of my belongings?
This island will be ours, human. Peel Castle will once more house my brethren.
The tanned man laughed,
Nay giant, this Isle is mine, and if you wish to bring war upon it, then it shall bring war upon you. The man waved his hands, magically reaching out to the very trees and plants surrounding the giants. They had little time to react before the nearby branches, vines, even the grass beneath their feet thickened, lengthened and constricted their limbs and torsos, entangling them. Idstugg flexed his great muscles against the branch that held him fast, but was distracted by a sickening scream as a hundred blades of enhanced grass tore the left arm off of a giant near the back of his party.
Bellowing with rage, fear and grit determination, Idstugg shattered the branch that held him, and three other giants, and they hacked and bludgeoned their way free of the entangling plants, liberating two more of their number as they did. The five other giants began to flee towards shore, but Idstugg charged the tanned man, his mighty battle axe raised high. The man deftly side-stepped the blow and dove head first into a nearby tree, disappearing into the bark the way a fish moved through water. Idstugg smashed the tree to splinters in anger.
Do not assume me to be slain, Idstugg. The mans voice seemed to come from everywhere, and was louder than even the screams of pain from the still trapped, and now dying, giants.
Id suggest fleeing for your lives, because trees and grass are the least of the islands warriors, and the whole battalion is after you.
Idstugg is not an individual that panics easily, and he does not, even in the face of this situation. Most of his soldiers were dead, the remaining five were fleeing, their morale broken, and Idstugg himself was shaken. Not panicked. Not panicked at all. The frost giant leader did not give even the slightest look back as he took off after his fleeing men, starting with a brisk jog that escalated into a full on charge that surpassed their speed. In less than two minutes, Idstugg was leading his men back to shore again.
As the giants ran through the forest, Nature continued her assault. Trees and bushes and briars nipped at their heels. Birds and bats and stinging insects swarmed at their eyes. Wolves and bears and worse ran alongside them, watching through the trees awaiting their time to strike. Even the sky itself swirled into a dark vortex of clouds, unleashed a barrage of hail and lightning to smite the two unfortunate giants that lagged behind. Seizing the opportunity to take advantage of the increased fear the weathers wrath caused, the beasts of the Isle came out of the woods and dragged another flailing, screaming giant off into the darkness of the sylvan deathtrap.
With only three of their number left, the giants finally reached the edge of the trees, leaving nothing between their and the shoreline but air. While they were expecting the vision of their warships and fellow frost giants to greet them, all that they saw was carnage. Smashed and scorched pieces of what used to be frost giant longboats rocked violently in the fierce surf alongside floating corpses of the giant Vikings. More bodies littered the beach, the white sand stained dark red with giant blood. The storm above them raged, winds whipping debris to and fro, and hailstones the size of small dogs punching miniature craters into the sand.
What? Idstugg muttered, his mind reeling to comprehend what his eyes were telling it,
How?
Simple, Idstugg, my dear giant, came a voice very much like that of the tanned man, only deeper, and harsher, with a sound that was
. ancient,
as I said earlier, you bring war to my island, you will be repaid in kind.
The giants turned, and all but Idstugg fell to their knees in desperation. Idstugg, son of Irdsugg, plunderer of many towns and villages, slayer of the great Frost Worm of Norway, finally felt something he had thought impossible. He felt the pure, unbridled fear of one who is faced with certain death. The myths, the legends, the stories, they were all true.
A dragon lived on the Isle of Man.