Greatest Quotes!

[Max J Power]

"And as far as being me? I'm sure you'd lop off your right hand at the wrist to be me. If you knew what a wrist looks like."--Rags Morales (to Rob Liefeld)

 

[random_havoc]

"and as far as being me? I'm sure you'd lop off your right hand at the wrist to be me. If you knew what a wrist looks like."--rags morales (to rob liefeld)

lol

 

[Lobo]

"And as far as being me? I'm sure you'd lop off your right hand at the wrist to be me. If you knew what a wrist looks like."--Rags Morales (to Rob Liefeld)

When did he say that?

 

[Max J Power]

When did he say that?

They had an argument on the Newsarama forums a couple years ago and that was Rags' final satement.

 

[Vanguard07]

Shouldn't this be in the "Comic Quotes" thread? It could use a bump after all.

 

[random_havoc]

Shouldn't this be in the "Comic Quotes" thread? It could use a bump after all.

sorry, didn't realize there was such a thread

 

[Vanguard07]

No worries man, i'm not bothered by that sort of thing. I just thought I'd mention it to help out

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Mergeded.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Tis I, thy ignoble mercenary! Sir Pool of Dead!"

"The name's Wilson, Wade Wilson. I'm a dick. A private dick. A DETECTIVE!!! Never mind... I smelled a case, I smelled danger. But mostly, I smelled a dead guy who'd been living in caves for the last few years."

 

[Thunder_god]

A little long for a quote, but it qualifies as actual prose, as opposed to the crap we get with most comics:

They sing no songs in Hel, nor do they celebrate heroes, for silent is that dismal realm, and cheerless, but the story of the Gjallerbru and the god who defended it is whispered across the nine worlds; and when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Hela bows her head, the answer is always the same...He stood alone at Gjallerbru... and that answer is enough.

Skurge never gets enough props for Thor #362.

T

 

[Congo Jack]

"Hey, bub, I know what you're thinkin'. 'He's hurt an' he's five metres away from me, an' I got a full clip of ammo in my rifle. Question is: Can I kill Wolverine before he can reach me an' cut me into shish-kebab with those freaky claws of his?' Well, bub, Wolverine is virtually unkillable. Wolverine's claws are Adamantium, the strongest metal known - capable of slicin' through Vanadium Steel like a hot knife through butter. An' five metres o' floor ain't much distance at all - fer me. It's your play, hero. I'm waitin'."

Hellfire club guard drops his rifle.

"Shoot, I was hopin' you'd go for it."

, UNCANNY X-MEN #133.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

A little long for a quote, but it qualifies as actual prose, as opposed to the crap we get with most comics:

They sing no songs in Hel, nor do they celebrate heroes, for silent is that dismal realm, and cheerless, but the story of the Gjallerbru and the god who defended it is whispered across the nine worlds; and when a new arrival asks about the one to whom even Hela bows her head, the answer is always the same...He stood alone at Gjallerbru... and that answer is enough.

Skurge never gets enough props for Thor #362.

T

He got that huge story in the God-Size Thor one-shot a few weeks back. Which, coincidentally, is probably my favorite of all the comics I read last year. It was phenomenal.

 

[Lucien]

DD: "What is this? Huh? What is this, a tattoo on your head? You psycho!! What is this supposed to be? Your logo? Your super cool bad ass logo?"

Bullseye: "It's your--"

DD: "Shut up animal!! You want my attention--I'll give you my attention. I'll give you some meaning."

*Daredevil picks up a sharp rock and begins cutting into Bullseye's forehead*

DD: "I'll give you something to think about!! This circle...is for Elektra!!! And this circle...is for Karen!!! And this centre point right here...is for when you finally realize that no one cares!! That I don't care about you!! That Kingpin USED you!! That you serve no purpose in this world!! That you mean NOTHING!! And when you FINALLY realize how pathetic and discusting you REALLY are...And you FINALLY have the GUTS to do what you are begging ME to do FOR you--WHEN YOU FINALLY HAVE THE GUTS TO END YOUR MISERABLE EXISTANCE...!! HERE!! AIM TRUE. Aim to kill."

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Bendis wrote that scene. That is a statement of fact, not a question, even though I've never read that issue.

 

[Lucien]

Bendis wrote that scene. That is a statement of fact, not a question, even though I've never read that issue.

Lol, it tells huh?

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

from

Spidey is fighting the dude on the cover and the bad guy is just throwing bolts all at him . Spidey stop and says

"you must be the big cheese around here!" Hiya Cheese!"

i have use that line more than once to dudes who thought they were all of that and a bag of chips (usually in the nightclub). Haha! it was go time from that moment on.it's just such a **** you statement. that's why i looove spidey.

 

[Lucien]

"Go forth, Surfer... HERALD MY RAGE!"

 

[javi1024]

"Aaaand Shrinkage..." - Spider-Man, Giant-Sized Astonishing X-men

Storm caused an instant blizzard in New York and Spidey guest-starred in the book. the funniest line in a comic book.

 

[Franklin Richards]

 

[SpideyForPrez]

Spider-Man: Though I gotta ask. Was that Venom in a Scorpion suit?

Songbird: Yes.

Spider-Man: Wow. Ven-Orpion. That's like the turducken of super-villains.

ASM #573 - A very recent quote but still made me laugh out loud.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

"Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga."

"What would you like, Mr Wilson?"

"An Enchilada, por favor."

"Enchilada, enchilada, enchilada."

 

[Mr. Green]

Bendis wrote that scene. That is a statement of fact, not a question, even though I've never read that issue.

I have the HC. It's actually a pretty good story.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

"The day we stop having compassion for our enemy is the day we become our enemy"

- Cyclops

At the time this quote was spoken, he was helping an unconscious Emma Frost escape X-Ecutioner...the night before his wedding to Jean Grey.

 

[Lobo]

This isn't exact but it's from JLA when Dinah found the big three's secret room, and they said something to her about the way she was leading the team, her response

"Last time I checked, when you guys were in charge, Wonder Woman snapped Maxwell Lord's neck, Batman created Brother Eye, and you, you just let it happen"