The Amazing Lee
Don't call me chicken!
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I can just imagine it. Her just standing on his lap doing a little dance.
My mind works wierdly.
My mind works wierdly.
E. Bison said:You guys just brought up a great point?!? Why not get a girlfriend. Well you see guys if you sum up the average ratio of the cost of ONE girlfriend it is the equivalent of 5 strippers per year. Women aint cheap especially the A-listers which you could pay 20 bucks to touch and only $60 to f'. Also, unless the girlfriend doesn't mind you can have as many women as you want with strippers whereas a stingy girlfriend won't let you.
E. Bison said:I went to high school with these two girls who later on went to become local strippers at my local strip bar. I go and see them once in a while and it's been my dream since I first met these girls to see them naked. Now it has come true.
I also knew this girl I used to work with who became a pornstar. When she quit she called me at work telling me that she was on her way to Vegas to start her porn career. I don't remember her full name but if I did she could possibly be googled.
Anyone here ever grow up with someone who you always wanted to "do" or see naked and then they become pornstars or strippers? Did anyone else's dreams come true besides mine?
Jplaya2023 said:so how many times did you smash?
That doesn't make sense, you're like 14Master Chief said:I did grow up with someone who eventually became a stripper. I was in Vegas and went to a strip club, and what do you know, she was there! She recognized me, told the bouncer I was taking pictures and I got kicked out. Bleh.
The Almighty Bison knows nothing of pathetic earth "Locations". he resides on a higher plane of existence, watching over, and screaming at us allhippie_hunter said:I thought you lived in Mexico Lord Bison
FunBobPants said:The Almighty Bison knows nothing of pathetic earth "Locations". he resides on a higher plane of existence, watching over, and screaming at us all
E. Bison said:I went to high school with these two girls who later on went to become local strippers at my local strip bar. I go and see them once in a while and it's been my dream since I first met these girls to see them naked. Now it has come true.
I also knew this girl I used to work with who became a pornstar. When she quit she called me at work telling me that she was on her way to Vegas to start her porn career. I don't remember her full name but if I did she could possibly be googled.
Anyone here ever grow up with someone who you always wanted to "do" or see naked and then they become pornstars or strippers? Did anyone else's dreams come true besides mine?
photojones2 said:dude, you're both disgusting and pathetic.
Is that a regret?E. Bison said:Disgusting? I'm not the one who is stripping nor doing porn.
Immortalfire said:Is that a regret?