Guess That Line: The Movie Line Trivia Game !

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Ah, the morning consumption of mass quantities. Grid-like breakfast slabs, extruded mammal tailings, seared strips of swine flesh and flattened chicken embryos. I will enjoy it.”
 
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"Guts'll get you so far, then they'll get you killed."
 
"I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use them!"
 
"Can anybody tell me why writing is important?"

"Because it's a form of communication."

"Very good, it can also get you free stuff."

"Free?"

"Free, I'm writing the word... "Free". Here's how it works, we've all been ripped off, right? Pay phone steals your money... not enough cheese on your pizza..."

"My shades keep falling apart!"

"Perfect! Now, you're going to write that company a letter, and you're going to see action, but only if the letter is well written... and it threatens to hurt their business... and is signed- forgive me Chainsaw- Francis Gremp, President: Consumer Against Faulty Eyewear."

"You want me to lie? Okay."
 
"Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life."

"If they win the Homecoming Carnival, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council."

"Yeah. And we'll be up to our asses in nerd s#!t."
 
"Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?"

"I try not too think about dying too much."

"Mmm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive."

"I see."

"First, they would tear off my clothes . . ."

"Hey! Somebody get some light over here! Trash is taking off her clothes again!"
 
"Can anybody tell me why writing is important?"

"Because it's a form of communication."

"Very good, it can also get you free stuff."

"Free?"

"Free, I'm writing the word... "Free". Here's how it works, we've all been ripped off, right? Pay phone steals your money... not enough cheese on your pizza..."

"My shades keep falling apart!"

"Perfect! Now, you're going to write that company a letter, and you're going to see action, but only if the letter is well written... and it threatens to hurt their business... and is signed- forgive me Chainsaw- Francis Gremp, President: Consumer Against Faulty Eyewear."

"You want me to lie? Okay."

Summer School?
 
"Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?"

"I try not too think about dying too much."

"Mmm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive."

"I see."

"First, they would tear off my clothes . . ."

"Hey! Somebody get some light over here! Trash is taking off her clothes again!"
Return Of The Living Dead?
 
"Times are changing, Betty. These nerds are a threat to our way of life."

"If they win the Homecoming Carnival, they'll be able to take over the Greek Council."

"Yeah. And we'll be up to our asses in nerd s#!t."
Revenge Of The Nerds?
 
"Daylight... When was the last time you remember seeing it? And I'm not talking about some distant, half-forgotten childhood memory. I mean like yesterday? Last week? When? Can you come up with a single memory? You can't, can you? You know something? I don't think the sun even exists in this place, because I've been up for hours and hours and hours and the night never ends here."
 
"If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age that they were sellin' somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!"
 
"Now, just listen, dear. Well, we were dining and the bombs were falling, and we were all talking about Hitler and comparing him with Napoleon, and we were all being really brilliant. And then, suddenly, this beautiful lady, she spoke up and said that was the thing she didn't mind about Hitler, was the way he was treating the Jews. Well, we all started arguing with her, of course. Though, mind you, no one at the table was Jewish. But she persisted. Are you listening, honey?"

"Mustn't interrupt Daddy."

"That's right. You're way too beautiful for that. Anyway, she went on to say that that's how she felt about it, that if she had her way, she would kill them all, burn them in ovens, like Hitler. Well, we all sat there in silence. Then finally, I leaned over to her and I said, "Madam, I have dined with some of the ugliest goddamn ******* in my time. And I have dined with some of the goddamndest ugly ******* in this world. But you, my dear, are the ugliest ***** of them all." Well, anyway, she got up to leave and she tripped over a chair and fell on the floor. And we all just sat there. No one raised a hand to help her. And finally when she picked herself up I said to her one more time: "You, my dear, are the ugliest goddamn ***** I have ever dined with." Well, you know what happened? The very next day, she reported me to the American Embassy. And they brought me in for reprimand. And then when they investigated it, they found out she was a German agent. And they locked her up... Isn't that amazing?"


"Why did you tell me that story?"

"Oh, I don't know. It wasn't because I thought you were a German agent, honey. But I was tempted tonight to say the very same thing to you. I didn't want you to think I had never said it before. You, madam, are the - Well, you know the rest."

 

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