H!IAS [:=:] Hype! Infiltration and Assault Squad

[Master Chief]

Basically I'm kind of bored. And want to try out this new chapter fan fiction business. Help improveer my writing skillz which are mad crazy yo! I'll never type like that again, I swear. If you'd like a part in it I'll try to squeeze you in somehow. I have nothing planned out and everything you read, assuming you read through this, will be just random s**ts to progress a story with no intended direction. Some chapters will be long, some will be short, and the times they're posted. I dunno. Suggestions and feedback would be nice.

Cast:

HIAS SQUAD

DOG LIPS..........Leader
jaguarr.............Field operative
DBella..............Computer and electronics specialist
Drakon.............Explosives expert
Master Bruce.....Recon

TROUPE OF BETCHES

Holly Goodhead....Leader
Wilhelm-Scream...Leader
Kmack................Electronics expert
hunter_rider........Marksman
JoLiE_MeNdEz......Firearms expert
Sarge 2.0...........Combat specialist

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Chapter 1 - Introduction

Inside the H!IAS headquarters, the elite team of five formed to protect the Hype against any and all major security threats are sitting in a briefing room. DOG LIPS is fiddling around with a projector, jaguarr is picking at his finger nails with a hunting knife, DBella is tapping away at a laptop, and Drakon is twirling a stick of dynamite while chewing on a grenade pin. Master Bruce can kind of be seen crouched behind a plant.

DOG LIPS: Can someone help me out with this thing?

DBella: Just plug it in.

DOG LIPS: I can't find the plug!

DBella: Uuuughhh.

DOG LIPS:

DBella gets up and walks over to the projector, she bends over the table to plug the projecter into the back of a laptop. Her blouse ain't buttoned up all the way and ohp... there's cleavage.

Everyone:

DBella walks back to her seat. Everyone's still dumbfounded.

DBella: ...What?

Everyone: Uh...erm...a...

DOG LIPS: All right, show's over! Master Bruce, could you shut off the lights?

....

DOG LIPS: MB, could you... shut off the lights?

....

DOG LIPS: We know you're behind the bush.

The lights go off, DOG LIPS presses a few things and the projector spits an image onto the wall.

DOG LIPS: All right people, we got some intel a few days ago that a group is going to hit the Hype. They call themselves the Troupe of Betches, from here on out referred to as TOB. We don't know much about them, their cause or their members but we know they're freelancers, operate efficiently and are never around for long.

The projector image changes to a profile picture of Holly Goodhead on one side, and Wilhelm-Scream on the other.

DOG LIPS: We think they're currently operating amongst the community, and these are the main people. Master Bruce, you're going to go and scout, look out for these two. DBella, I need you to start putting together a history, profile and story for jaguarr if the TOB are here. Jag. We're gonna have to send you in. On short notice and stuff. I don't know how but you're going to go undercover.

jaguarr: Do I get hazard pay and stuff? jag.

DOG LIPS: I dunno, I don't sign the checks.

jaguarr: Cool. jag.

DOG LIPS: Anyway, everyone else is free of duty for now. Haha, duty. All right, let's go get some lunch.

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I'm a little lazy right now. But. The next thing I write should be longer. Intro all dee Betches and whatnot.

 

[Immortalfire]

Bella is so popular.

 

[Master Chief]

I wasn't gonna put her in. But then I thought why not. A chapter fan fiction just isn't complete without DBella in the mix. I'll throw you in as a... flamethrower guy sometime in the future.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

awesome. Have you started your episode yet? Lolz.

 

[Immortalfire]

I wasn't gonna put her in. But then I thought why not. A chapter fan fiction just isn't complete without DBella in the mix. I'll throw you in as a... flamethrower guy sometime in the future.

Just remember my powers. Control over the endless might of the Eternal Flame, a living fire that can do pretty much whatever.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I wasn't gonna put her in. But then I thought why not. A chapter fan fiction just isn't complete without DBella in the mix. I'll throw you in as a... flamethrower guy sometime in the future.

There are other girls than just DBella you know

 

[bored]

Basically I'm kind of bored. And want to try out this new chapter fan fiction business. Help improveer my writing skillz which are mad crazy yo! I'll never type like that again, I swear. If you'd like a part in it I'll try to squeeze you in somehow. I have nothing planned out and everything you read, assuming you read through this, will be just random s**ts to progress a story with no intended direction. Some chapters will be long, some will be short, and the times they're posted. I dunno. Suggestions and feedback would be nice.

Heh, sounds like how I do it.

 

[Master Chief]

Awesome. We're like, random writing twins.

Just remember my powers. Control over the endless might of the Eternal Flame, a living fire that can do pretty much whatever.

...K... I was just thinking about having you strap a flamethrower on and set s**t on fire but if I can get that in logically...

There are other girls than just DBella you know

But almost none of them post, lol. I was going to put SapphirePrima in too, I might later on.

 

[Hunter Rider]

Good start MCt:i love this stuff,special ops and all that

 

[Socrates]

awesome. Have you started your episode yet? Lolz.

He must've missed your post.

And cool MC. This part is my favorite:

DOG LIPS: MB, could you... shut off the lights?

....

DOG LIPS: We know you're behind the bush.

The lights go off, DOG LIPS presses a few things and the projector spits an image onto the wall.

Haha.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

Dude, I feel bad now for like, making you guys write eps and stuff and getting on your ass, because i just can't write 16...for one thing, I have to keep writing the same scene over and over again, which is getting annoying. I tried changing the ending, but so far, i just can't write it...ultimate writer's block. I'd force it but, I want this episode to be good damnit!

 

[Master Chief]

Thanks for all the kind words and whatnot. And nooo Socs, I didn't miss his post, PMs are fantastico.

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Chapter 2 - Good to Go

All is quiet in a warehouse. It looks pretty dingy, and it's been abandoned for quite some time. Faint footsteps are heard and they eventually get louder until the Troupe of Betches step into the place.

Holly Goodhead and Wilhelm-Scream are walking side by side. But Holly speeds up for a second to put herself a little more ahead. Kmack has a messenger bag hanging from her shoulder and is messing around with a PDA, hunter_rider is looking at everything through a rifle scope, JoLiE_MeNdEz is carrying two briefcases, and Sarge 2.0 is pulling a gigantic trolley loaded with crates. They all stop.

Holly Goodhead: Ok b**ches, set everything up.

Wilhelm-Scream: No.

Holly Goodhead: Shutup.

Wilhelm-Scream: Now set everything up.

Holly Goodhead: Led Zeppelin sucks.

Wilhelm-Scream: The Sounds suck.

Holly Goodhead: Suck my balls.

Wilhelm-Scream: With pleasure.

Sarge 2.0: Where do I put all of this?

Holly Goodhead: Omg, do your job.

Sarge 2.0: Ok, I'll just put it all in the corner then.

Holly Goodhead: No, set it up.

Sarge 2.0: But where?

Wilhelm-Scream: Everywhere.

Sarge 2.0: Fine.

Sarge 2.0 drags the trolley off and away.

Kmack: Can you set up the table?

Sarge 2.0: There's one right there!

Kmack: But I like our table.

Sarge sighs and looks at the mountain of crates.

Sarge 2.0: Fine. In a minute.

JoLiE_MeNdEz walks over to a wooden desk and slams down the two briefcases, then pops them open. Inside all kinds of pistols and knives shine, they look brand new. She turns around to find the place entirely renovated and it now looks like a makeshift base.

JoLiE_MeNdEz: Record time.

Sarge 2.0: Yeah, the armory is back there. I hung up all the rifles and grenade samples, ammo and the rest of the grenades are still in the ammo crates. Gimme that big gun, I'm gonna go get something to eat.

JoLiE_MeNdEz: Can't you just buy it this time?

Sarge 2.0: But I don't wanna!

JoLiE_MeNdEz: Why do you always have to steal everything?

Sarge 2.0: Because it's fun.

JoLiE_MeNdEz hands over a gun with a barrel almost the length of her forearm.

JoLiE_MeNdEz: It's not loaded.

Sarge 2.0: That's ok, I just want to hit people with it.

Sarge 2.0 walks off and out, Kmack is setting up her laptop. She taps a few things, plugs in a box and then plugs an antenna into that and claps.

Kmack: Ok, and we're up.

Holly Goodhead: Good. Find me Gerard Butler.

Kmack: What do you mean?

Holly Goodhead: Bring him here, I want to rape him.

Kmack: Ask Sarge when he gets back.

Holly Goodhead: Who?

Kmack: ...Sarge.

Holly Goodhead: Whatever.

Holly walks off and Wilhelm looks over Kmack's shoulder.

Wilhelm-Scream: All right, tell me when that seller gets back to us about the stuff we need.

Kmack: No problem.

Wilhelm-Scream starts to leave, but then stops. He makes his way back to Kmack slowly, and takes a seat at the table.

Wilhelm-Scream: ....Hey, uh, can you find me some pictures of... lip freaks?

Kmack: What kind of lip freaks? Like, people with a lot of piercings?

Wilhelm-Scream: No no, I mean... people who pout and suck their cheeks in for pictures.

Kmack: ....

Wilhelm-Scream: ....

Wilhelm-Scream awkwardly leaves the table, meanwhile hunter_rider is admiring his sniper rifle at the armory. If the weapon were to be placed vertically it'd be just about the same height as him. He clicks the scope onto the top, pops a magazine into the slender frame, then pulls a round into the chamber and starts scoping around. He's randomly aiming all over the place, then starts scanning the ceiling and stops abruptly at a vent. It's pitch black and way up, looks normal, but hunter keeps his aim right there.

hunter_rider: I seeee yooou.

Master Bruce: .....Oh...

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[Asteroid-Man]

You can put me in if you want... I could be the leader of the dictators! MUHUHAHAHAHA! Lt. Asteroid... I like the sound of that. Maybe even General!

 

[Master Chief]

You might not be a leader. 'Cause I don't know you well enough. But you'll be in it eventually. I'm planning to have a Hype Security Agency (HSA), the squad merely being a branch of that much bigger office.

Haha. TEDDY

 

[Asteroid-Man]

haha kk thanks

 

[Hunter Rider]

YES!!! finally i have a big gun

 

[Socrates]

Heh, that was a pretty cool ending.