Little Calvin was 12 and this Easter he'd be able to help his mom hide the eggs. His mom even promised him that he could dress up like the Easter Bunny to surprise his younger sister. While out hiding eggs Easter morning, he noticed something moving in a bush...something big with long ears and - could it be?! He barely had time to complete the thought when it jumped at him. He felt a sharp pain on his neck, but only for an instant, then it was gone and so was the - what was it? He didn't know for sure. All he knew was that he'd better go inside and wake up his sister. Wouldn't she be surprised. Happy Easter everyone except the Jews, go eat your sacrificial lamb and jewbeans.