Has Noah's Ark Been Found?

[GoldenAgeHero]

at least history isnt claming that there's an invisible man in the sky who's constantly watching everyone...seriously, I could be describing god or f**king santa right there, that's how much proof there is...I'm an athiest, not ignorant, and even if there were a god, he's definitly not the christian all-loving god, because take a look around you man. AIDS, war, terrorism, phamine, pestilence, mothers drowning there own babies, pedophiles, rape, horrible car accidents that leave peoples spinal collumns attatched to the glove box. If god exisits, he's a sick f**k. But he doesnt, so it's a moot point.

you sound like bruce almighty.








PS: let me know when he abducts you and gives you powers.

 

[Ronny Shade]

you sound like bruce almighty.








PS: let me know when he abducts you and gives you powers.

Steve Carell is next

 

[Cinemaman]

Where is Indiana Jones????

 

[Gamma Ray]

I think it exists, but I'm not sure if they're found it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

your ignorance is astounding.

everyday, SECULAR archeological discovers find truth in stories from the bible. so that must mean proven HISTORY is overhyped work of fiction as well.

Sir, I if I found an old notebook from the 80's, and it contained the story of a boy who listened to his walkman, played Nintendo, and watched the Cosby show, and then he talked about how a pink turtle came to him in the night and told him to kill his Mom?....

...erm, finding a sony walkman, a Nintendo console and a TV guide with a cover story on the Cosby show, in an archaeological dig, would NOT prove that there was ever a pink talking turtle who commanded boys to murder.
There's a lot of historical truth in the Quran too, I guess we'd all better convet to Islam.

Jesus

 

[Truthteller]

So you found Noah's Ark eh?

Thats right.

Bloody half-baked two-bit sophomoric lame brains tryin' to ruin my life!

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Look it's Noah's Ark!

 

[Truthteller]

How big is the boat they found?

Its a big ol' rock outcropping. This same geological structure has been looked at for at least a decade by the Ark finding folks.

"What the team found jutting out of the mountain was about the size of a small aircraft carrier, similar to the Ark's dimensions as described in the Bible."

 

[Joker]

PS: let me know when he abducts you and gives you powers.

you'll know by the reign of terror I will be commiting, and the fact that I will be in charge of the new world order...I never said I would fix those things

 

[Darthphere]

*Watches as thread becomes a religion vs atheism thread.*


*quick exit*

*follows Ronny*

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

got together two of every animal and stuck 'em on a boat, which then sailed around for a bit when the whole world was flooded???

Actually they didn't sail around for a "a bit".
It was over a month, and I've got to say, I'd love to see 2 or 7 of every carnivore on Earth couped up for 40 days with every other animal.

What did they eat for 40 days?

dumbest.story.ever.
It's even dumber than Superman Returns!

 

[Darthphere]

Actually they didn't sail around for a "a bit".
It was over a month, and I've got to say, I'd love to see 2 or 7 of every carnivore on Earth couped up for 40 days with every other animal.

What did they eat for 40 days?

dumbest.story.ever.
It's even dumber than Superman Returns!

Doesnt it say they also gathered food and ****?

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Lmao

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*follows Ronny*

That's right. Run away.

 

[Darthphere]

That's right. Run away.

But I want to be with you!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Doesnt it say they also gathered food and ****?

some hay, barley and pine nuts for the lions, leopards, pumas, wolverines, bears, cougars, tigers, etc.

yeah.

 

[Man-Thing]

if there was truely an all loving god, then no, they shouldnt exisit because he wouldnt allow it, seeing as he loved us and all...unless of course he wasnt all powerful, and couldnt stop it...which leads me to other points about this subject, but as I said, I'm not posting in this thread anymore, so if you want to continue a discussion about this, just pm me

No I'm not gonna PM you.

Your argument against the existence of God is that the whole world seems cruel and unjust. But how did you get this notion of just and unjust?A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of what a straight line should be. What are you comparing the world to when you call it evil or unjust? If all of nature was bad and senseless from A to Z, why do you, who is a part of the whole show of nature find yourself in such violent reaction aganinst it?...

If athiesm is true then by default we can only assume that all of reality as we know it is without meaning, but when you use your argument of the fact that their is evil in the world- you are forced to assume that that part of reality is with meaning- namely your idea of justice is full of sense.

Consequently, athiesm turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe is without meaning, we should have never found out it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know that it was dark. Dark would be a word without meaning.

 

[Darthphere]

some hay, barley and pine nuts for the lions, leopards, pumas, wolverines, bears, cougars, tigers, etc.

yeah.

I think they had some cracker jack too.

 

[Darthphere]

No I'm not gonna PM you.

Your argument against the existence of God is that the whole world seems cruel and unjust. But how did you get this notion of just and unjust?A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of what a straight line should be. What are you comparing the world to when you call it evil or unjust? If all of nature was bad and senseless from A to Z, why do you, who is a part of the whole show of nature find yourself in such violent reaction aganinst it?...

If athiesm is true then by default we can only assume that all of reality as we know it is without meaning, but when you use your argument of the fact that their is evil in the world- you are forced to assume that that part of reality is with meaning- namely your idea of justice is full of sense.

Consequently, athiesm turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe is without meaning, we should have never found out it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know that it was dark. Dark would be a word without meaning.

*makes the popcorn for an athiest slugfest*

 

[Truthteller]

Man-Thing is right (as usual).

Good and evil exist. And so does God by my reckoning.

But that hunk of rock still ain't Noah's Ark.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

But that hunk of rock still ain't Noah's Ark.

And even if they found a huge boat, it wouldn't prove the veracity of every claim made in the Bible. That's the part of the story that offends my brain.

 

[Darthphere]

Man-Thing is right (as usual).

Good and evil exist. And so does God by my reckoning.

But that hunk of rock still ain't Noah's Ark.

I agree with this.

 

[jaguarr]

I'd like to live in a world where people weren't th^t stupid.

I keyed in on that same sentence, Wil. A complete lack of logic going on, there.

jag

 

[Joker]

No I'm not gonna PM you.

Your argument against the existence of God is that the whole world seems cruel and unjust. But how did you get this notion of just and unjust?A man does not call a line crooked unless he has some idea of what a straight line should be. What are you comparing the world to when you call it evil or unjust? If all of nature was bad and senseless from A to Z, why do you, who is a part of the whole show of nature find yourself in such violent reaction aganinst it?...

If athiesm is true then by default we can only assume that all of reality as we know it is without meaning, but when you use your argument of the fact that their is evil in the world- you are forced to assume that that part of reality is with meaning- namely your idea of justice is full of sense.

Consequently, athiesm turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe is without meaning, we should have never found out it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know that it was dark. Dark would be a word without meaning.

the line comes from the bible...the ten commandments seem to be what god himself views as just. if he really wanted these things followed, wouldnt he just have not given us the ability to do these things? he is all knowing, and all powerful, so he knew when he made us that 90% of everyone, EVER would break at least one of these rules.

And the whole argument about how we wouldnt know the universe didnt have meaning is because we imagine, and it's not as simple as looking, seeing as meaning is something we add to things, not an absolute, such as light.

 

[Man-Thing]

the line comes from the bible...the ten commandments seem to be what god himself views as just. if he really wanted these things followed, wouldnt he just have not given us the ability to do these things? he is all knowing, and all powerful, so he knew when he made us that 90% of everyone, EVER would break at least one of these rules.

And the whole argument about how we wouldnt know the universe didnt have meaning is because we imagine, and it's not as simple as looking, seeing as meaning is something we add to things, not an absolute, such as light.

According to the Bible, man (Adam) in his natural state did live perfectly as well as the rest of nature. It wasn't until Adam sinned that death (the cruelest evil) came in to existence, so in our original state we were fully capable of following the Law- not 90% of it.

Furthermore, if mankind didn't have the choice to choose between good or evil, then that wouldn't be much fun would it?... In fact it would be evil commited by God- by forcing us to do good. Even further more, we wouldn't be able to express any genuine emotions between ourselves, or to God himself. They would all be planned out. The Bible says that God is love, meaning that God is the greatest example of love in existence, so in effect it is his will to express love toward us, and us to do so back to him genuinely.

And lastly, if the universe is without meaning as it must be if athiesm is true, then your imagination is senseless as well. I'm sorry, but reality as we know is an absolute if you use logic to precieve it. According to athiesm, the thoughts in your brain are nothing more than chemical reactions, even the thought of athiesm that says that "our thoughts are only chemical reactions" is a chemical reaction- thus it becomes senseless to say so or to come up with that conclusion.