Help Creationists find a Pterodactyl!

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http://objectiveministries.org/creation/projectpterosaur.html

About Project Pterosaur
Mission Statement

The goal of Project Pterosaur is to mount an expedition to locate and bring back to the United States living specimens of pterosaurs or their fertile eggs, which will be displayed in a Pterosaur Rookery that will be the center piece of the planned Fellowship Creation Science Museum and Research Institute (FCSMRI). Furthermore, the rookery facility will establish a breeding colony of pterosaurs in order to produce specimens that could then be put on display by other regional institutions or church groups.

By doing all this, we hope to accomplish three goals:

1. Support Creation Theory by showing the incorrectness of the philosophy of Evolutionism.
2. Educate the population about Creation Science.
3. Create excitement about Creation and the Bible in the public.

I (Dr. Paley) am the founder and Chief Officer of the project. I will also be leading the expedition and acting as Science Liaison to the public. Funding is being provided by Fellowship University, the Fairlight Institute, and donations from wealthy Christian businessmen who wish to remain anonymous at this time.
Why Look For Living Pterosaurs?

Father, son, and Pteva the Pterodactyl
Kids love pterosaurs! Once Project Pterosaur is complete, children's eyes will be opened to the wonder of Creation.

Evolutionists have engaged in a propaganda campaign to trick the public into falsely believing that the Earth is billions of years old and that many animals which lived side-by-side with Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden actually died millions of years before humans were created (or "evolved" in their twisted view.) By finding and displaying living examples of what the Evolutionists claim is impossible, we will sow the seeds of Evolutionism doubt, thereby making the public receptive to the truth of the Bible.

While there are other extant creatures which Evolutionists claim have gone extinct long before man, they are not as ideal for our purposes as pterosaurs. Some of the alternatives are:

* Apatosaurs: Still live in the jungles of the Congo. They are too large for our planned facilities (and especially for those of the church groups who would wish to borrow them) and breeding would be difficult given their presumably longer life cycle.
* Plesiosaurs: Are reported living in many lakes and their carcasses have been found in the oceans by fishermen. However, they are notoriously difficult to find alive and would require a large and expensive aquatic facility to display them.
* Trilobites: We know they still live in the oceanic depths from body parts that have been found washed ashore. They would require very expensive submersible vehicles and pressurized display tanks.
* Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind.

In comparison, pterosaurs are a blessing from the Lord: Many reported living species are of reasonable size, making housing and care affordable; although they've become carnivorous, they should be as trainable as the birds of prey commonly allowed to interact with zoo visitors during bird shows; their life cycle appears to be relatively short, making it easier to establish a productive breeding program; and finally, historical and modern reports of pterosaurs are much more common than any of the other Evolutionistically anomalous cryptids, suggesting that large populations are waiting to be revealed to our increasingly unbelieving world.
Project Outline:

To better understand the project, please study the following chronological outline. By the Grace of the Lord, if all goes according to plan, we should have completed Phase III before this decade is out.


I think this is serious. I think they are actually looking for living pterosaurs to try and disprove evolutionary theory. And oh my God, it makes me smile. Pterodactyls are the key to everything!
 
Creation Science? Wow, that's like saying Skinny Fat Chick, or really smart ******.....
 
I watched something on History called Monster Quest about them looking for Pterodactyls.
 
Monster Quest is like Ghost Hunters.... waste of time programing... they never discover, prove, or disprove anything...
 
Eh, true. But, Monster Quest usually shows the evidence that "baffles science".
 
like the Sky Rods? Or the little mutant monkey thing with no skin? That thing was freaky.....
Yeah, like those. They usually have people come forward with their evidence and have people analyze it.
 
My thoughts on this, as a creationist....

1) This strikes me as a hoax, but who knows, some people really are monumentally stupid.

2) Don't judge all creationists by the actions some who are monumentally stupid. Just as there are terrible examples from the evolutionary side that it would be unfair to judge all evolutionists from (such as the number of frauds that were created that were supposed examples of evolution, or the time when evolution grasped onto the ludicrous "instant monster" theory).

Or just as it would be unfair to say that all Americans are stupid hicks based on the fact that these people are american... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Q04Otp3Ms&feature=related

3) For a much more competent creationist perspective I'd recommend CMI international. http://creation.com/
 
You have to feel sorry for creationists. Peop,e who beleive in Evolution have tons of evidence, Fossils, the works...What do Creationists got?

Oh crap, a creationist posted in this thread....Oh wait, he disagrees with these clowns? Thank goodness.
 
Velociraptors were one of the most obscure dinosaurs until Jurassic Park came out. Thus I fail to believe that this is true, though I do hold some belief and hope that maybe, just maybe Mokele-Mbembe and such creatures exist.

Also, just how would such remnants disprove the theory of evolution?
 
Velociraptors: Today terrorize the goat herders of Puerto Rico and are rumored to guard the remains of the Ark on Mt. Ararat. They have become vicious since the Fall as the result of the effects of genetic entropy, making them too dangerous for the sort of interactive public experience we have in mind


This has to be made up!
 
You have to feel sorry for creationists. Peop,e who beleive in Evolution have tons of evidence, Fossils, the works...What do Creationists got?

Oh crap, a creationist posted in this thread....Oh wait, he disagrees with these clowns? Thank goodness.

I feel kinda sorry for anyone who limits their beliefs to just one thing.
 
Well, I see where the raptor attacks are coming from.

God I hope it's real. :O
 
I mean, think about it, the environment would be perfect for them and South America has some way remote places. I mean, I don't see Raptor Jesus Warriors portecting the Ark but I could see South America.
 
Actually looking at info provided by Wikipedia, a velociraptor would fit many descriptions of the chupacabra, particularly this one: "The animal was described as resembling a mix of hairless dog, rat, and kangaroo." The size of a dog or coyote would be appropriate too, though I doubt that this group knows that as they're probably getting their raptor info from Jurassic Park.
 
You just said the magic word and nothing coming from you I can believe.

"Wikipedia" was the word, by the way.
 
Wikipedia does have some dubious information on there, but much of it is checked out, and I do specifically remember the incident in question. Google Reggie Lagow and chupacabra and you'll find the same description on other sites.
 
Actually looking at info provided by Wikipedia, a velociraptor would fit many descriptions of the chupacabra, particularly this one: "The animal was described as resembling a mix of hairless dog, rat, and kangaroo." The size of a dog or coyote would be appropriate too, though I doubt that this group knows that as they're probably getting their raptor info from Jurassic Park.

I saw a TV show that said that velociraptors were probably covered with feathers. Totally killed my JP image of them.
 
I saw a TV show that said that velociraptors were probably covered with feathers. Totally killed my JP image of them.

Not only Raptors but all dinos.

I think I may have watched the same thing.
 
You just said the magic word and nothing coming from you I can believe.

"Wikipedia" was the word, by the way.

As long as the info is cited in an outside source I don't see why anyone shouldn't trust what they read in Wikipedia.
 

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