Have you ever eaten paper?

sure as a kid, stopped doing that now

 

...Nnnnope. Not even boogers. Guess that kind of makes me weird, huh? That has to be the only conceivable circumstance in existence when you can be considered a freak for not having eaten boogers.

 

I ate a zipper once

 

So....there was a fly in your soup huh?

 

I used to flip people out by eating packets of sugar still in the paper.

 

When I was 2. I also ate half a box of Snowy Bleach, Vaseline, Elmer's glue, paste, several crayons and 3 cents.

Just not all at once though.

 

Yes, out of boredom once.

 

Yep, when I was a kid. I also ate grass once.

 

Yes I have!

 

Seriously man, BBQ, doughnuts, now paper?

 

Lol. Same here. I think me and my sisters put salt on them once.

 

Only when I've had to conceal evidence.

 

I ate a doublesheet of newspaper when i was 17 for £1. This was nearly 2 years ago. Grown up a lot since then. Also ate a bus ticket last year for £5. See

 

Heh.

 

I used to eat paper. Sometimes still do out of habit.

Now, when I was younger I used to eat the wall and Ajax... I'm dead serious.

 

I've eaten paper, rubber pencil erasers, all kinds of crap as a kid.

Of course, here was that one time that there was no customers at the pet store I worked at and me and the manager were eating dog treats on a dare.

 

Then what are you doing here?

 

Sometimes if there's an akward silence with a group of friends, I slowly grab a paper off of the desk and shove it into my mouth. I chew and chew till it gets so small they pass it off as being swallowed then everyone has smething to talk about and whoever's paper it was gets pissed haha/

 

Paste was the shiznit. That minty goodness...

 

It may sound weird, but everytime I get my visa bill I tear out the part with my card number on it and eat it. I don't feel comfortable just throwing it out and it's cheaper than a shredder.

 

Lmao. that's the weird thing. I don't know.

 

They put chemicals in the paper that makes you buy things.....