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[Purple Prancer]

Blas knows he will be disowned by all big-breasted Asian girls if he doesn't get a new 360 first.

 

[Zenien]

Actually it's a proven fact that Big Breasted Asian girls will frolick with Blas if he gets a PS3 first.

[blackout]if anyone derails this thread with asian girls I will shoot them[/blackout]

 

[XtromaniaK]

Actually it's a proven fact that Big Breasted Asian girls will frolick with Blas if he gets a PS3 first.

No they won't. They think the PS3 looks like a disgusting George Foreman grill.

http://www.freakware.de/news/ps3-grill.jpg

 

[Purple Prancer]

Actually it's a proven fact that Big Breasted Asian girls will frolick with Blas if he gets a PS3 first.

Now everything makes sense

Thwip will snipe every pair of big boobies that tries to cross the border if that happens. And then off himself. Who, WHO THEN, will sit on their porch all day with a shotgun and protect the mexicanadian while rambling nonsense and crapping his grandpa diapers?

So yeah, Heavenly Sword. Good stuff.

 

[Zenien]

Now everything makes sense

Thwip will snipe every pair of big boobies that tries to cross the border if that happens. And then himself. Who, WHO THEN, will sit on their porch all day with a shotgun and protect the mexicanadian?

So yeah, Heavenly Sword. Good stuff.

Promise?

Heavenly Sword is good stuff. those videos were much appreciated. For those of you still getting a grasp on the combat system, using the evade stick is important and unlocks new moves.

 

[XtromaniaK]

WHF predicted that Heavenly Sword is going to suck. He can never be wrong!

 

[Zenien]

He also stated that Ninety Nine Nights destroys Heavenly Sword on a technical level, and that IBM made the Playstation 2.

 

[XtromaniaK]

He also stated that Ninety Nine Nights destroys Heavenly Sword on a technical level, and that IBM made the Playstation 2.

All of them true!

He truly is the Nostradamus of modern times!

 

[블라스]

I'm buying neither.
I'll get a Wii, and play with my awesome Asian gf and be happy forever.

 

[XtromaniaK]

I'm buying neither.
I'll get a Wii, and play with my awesome Asian gf and be happy forever.

...

Either you get a 360 or I bomb Kentucky, and with it.. THWIP!

 

[Zenien]

Don't get a 360 Gamera.

 

[XtromaniaK]

Don't get a 360 Gamera.

You insulted Jade Empire. Why should he believe you?

 

[Purple Prancer]

Don't listen to them. Get all 3




























360 being the first

 

[XtromaniaK]

Don't listen to them. Get all 3




























360 being the first

TRAITOR TO THE CAUSE!!

 

[Purple Prancer]

TRAITOR TO THE CAUSE!!

I was talking about the phantom

 

[XtromaniaK]

Oh, okay.

 

[블라스]

Hoooo-kay!
Only one thing I can do now....thanks, guys

 

[Zenien]

So let's get this back on topic, kind of.

Itagaki is at it again. Itagaki Tomonobu who is the lead graphics programmer of Tecmo, refers to Heavenly sword as half assed in the latest EGM magazine in which there’s a Heavenly Sword preview and a little article.

Ninja Gaiden creator Tomonobu Itakagi goes on the record as an outspoken critic of Sword’s Hero Sequences.“I’ve never played a good game where the developers put a big icon of the button you’re supposed to press onscreen,” Itagaki says. “I look at Heavenly Sword and it seems really half-assed, because it’s asking you to do all these button-timing sequences but you are not getting much payoff from it.”

His insecurity is showing again. He recently talked about how he's not developing for the PSP despite saying he'd always develop for the most powerful ahrdware reguardless of the platform type. When asked about this he says that the PSP actually isn't a handheld, it's a console, so of course he's only developing on the DS.

 

[블라스]

Hahahaha, regardless of the fact that I do want to play "Heavenly Sword", I love Itagaki

 

[XtromaniaK]

Hoooo-kay!
Only one thing I can do now....thanks, guys

..Orrr.. you could buy a 360 and play with all of us GR folk again. t:

 

[블라스]

I know, I have so many things to play with you guys

Btw, I read that this game is like 12-15 hours in length.

 

[Zenien]

That sounds about right for a game like Heavenly Sword.

 

[XtromaniaK]

Wait... 12-15 hours? What a waste. If it's "GoW" short, then it's really not worth the $60 dumped into the game.

 

[Zenien]

That's about how long GoW is.

 

[블라스]

God of War could be 45 minutes long and it would still be better than 90% of the crap they pass for games nowadays.
Bite me, all of you