Help a Stranger Get Laid!

[C.F. Kane]

http://www.avirginsplea.com/

I really wish I was making this up.

 

[Excel]

is that you?

 

[Venom Drool]

haha?

 

[user123456789]

is that you?

awesome sig excel

 

[Excel]

awesome sig excel

chia

 

[Maxwell Smart]

Well I did my part; I visited the site.

If its not a joke, I hope it works out for the poor guy.

 

[C.F. Kane]

is that you?

Ouch.

It's not me, thank the gods

 

[Excel]

I was gonna say...

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

"I don't want to cheat my way into the sack."

Heh, I think I have him figured out.

 

[blind_fury]

Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! His website has 2 million hits and no woman has volunteered to take his viriginity yet? WTF?

 

[Jonathan Archer]

He's halfway there. Perhaps she'd give him a handjob instead.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I did some quick un-scientific math, and at the rate this guy is going, he's only going to get about 4 million hits.

And this is assuming that people don't completely give up on this loser and stop coming.

 

[Darren Daring]

at the current rate, it'll be more like 9 million.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Well I said it was unscientific

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Thats actually kind of sad what his fiance did to him, oh well he certainly made the best of it

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

It's his fault, saying he'll wait for marraige. Maybe his fiance said that too, but you know she won't be able too, and it ended up destroying the whole thing. He should of just insisted on giving it to her.

"Jesus Christ on a pogo stick! His website has 2 million hits and no woman has volunteered to take his viriginity yet? WTF?"

Look in his answered e-mails, someone did offer it to him.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

I did some quick un-scientific math, and at the rate this guy is going, he's only going to get about 44 million hits.

And this is assuming that people don't completely give up on this loser and stop coming.

only 44 million?

he needs 5 million not fifty.

what's wrong with being five times over

 

[Erzengel]

Geez you guys should be more concerned with getting yourselves laid.

 

[C.F. Kane]

only 44 million?

he needs 5 million not fifty.

what's wrong with being five times over

blah, typo. I must've hit "4" twice by accident.

 

[PLAS]

Geez you guys should be more concerned with getting yourselves laid.

I was, twelve hours ago

 

[Master Chief]

Hahhaha... he's in Toronto... This city rocks.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Whad'ya know, he's halfway there

 

[C.F. Kane]

We've been had!

http://www.avirginsplea.com/

The Story of this Website:

Over the past few days, people have raised several questions about the website avirginsplea.com. I feel it is both my moral and ethical obligation at this point to spare my friend Geoff from any further personal embarrassment.

The site was a viral marketing experiment that got far too out of hand. Geoff was nothing more than a name and a photo - the story and website were created by me and all media interviews were performed by myself.

I apologize to the people of Toronto and everyone from around the world who saw our site. We did not expect this idea to go so far, and the real connections so many of the visitors to the site made to "Geoff's" story has made this experience especially difficult.

Matthew

 

[Kritish]

It won't show the site anymore.

 

[Erzengel]

No!!!

A hoax?

On the internet!?!?

No!!!