I took candy from a stranger today......

[tzarinna]

a stranger that looks like

Spoiler

I was gathering my things after lunch and he juts out his fist. I didn't call it so I knew I was doomed. Then he opens his hand to reveal an assortment of crappy candy. Like a fool I declined, then I realized it could be a trick and accepted a butter toffee. I live to see another day, yay!

 

[SuperFerret]

Did you eat it?

 

[tzarinna]

No, it's still in my pocket.

 

[jaguarr]

Eat it. Document your symptoms here.

jag

 

[tzarinna]

Will do.

 

[knowsbleed]

Should've taken the grape Jolly Rancher Tza... now he's going to come back for you. Get your air gun shield ready.

 

[tzarinna]

I don't know there was something kind of sexy about him. I'll let him chase me around a little, while I run....slow.

 

[Alex The Great]

make dat will intestment yo. i demand stuff!

 

[TLH]

Anton Chigurh ftw

 

[Tempest19]

U should eat it.

RIP. Tz.

 

[terry78]

So basically he offered you a caramel for a taste of yours. Which he didn't get. He fails at life.

 

[tzarinna]

He might get it, it's early yet.

 

[SuperFerret]

So... how was it?

 

[tzarinna]

I'm saving it for after dinner, ya know for the big finale.

 

[Immortalfire]

Tza, did your parents teach you nothing? Don't eat it.

 

[tzarinna]

But I like butter and I like toffee, how can you go wrong with butter toffee?

 

[Immortalfire]

Go to the store and buy your own butter toffee. Be Safe

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I'm saving it for after dinner, ya know for the big finale.

Make your last dinner a damn good one.

 

[tzarinna]

I don't know why Latino men always want to give me candy, it must be my girlish looks

 

[tzarinna]

Make your last dinner a damn good one.

*switches menu from chicken to lamb shanks*