How do you get a friend laid?

[Arkady Rossovich]

Btw, I honestly don't think sex should be something that you just do to do.

Perhaps.But in American and UK culture today,young people are bombarded with sexual images.Some just want to do it,out of pressure or such.Like it was mentioned before.."to do the deed".

This is the first time he's made this "joke"...and he hasn't really dropped it either. I thought he was clearly joking a while back, but Tzarinna is pretty convinced he is either serious or doesn't know how to separate humor from just being inappropriate.

Its no joke...and i dont really give a damn what she thinks.

 

[tzarinna]

Cuckoo mother****er.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

WoW.. this threads still going?

ShadowBoxing, u ever get your mate laid?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

WoW.. this threads still going?

ShadowBoxing, u ever get your mate laid?

I think I started this thread like...Saturday, so no.

 

[mightiest_mortal]

I think I started this thread like...Saturday, so no.

Saturday? wow.. time flys when your having fun...

 

[Hades]

Okay, here's what you do.

Find your friend an empy room with a bed.

Leave a trail of money leading into the room.

When the girl gets to the end of the trail, shoot her with a trainquilzer.

Take back your money , plus anything else she might have that's valuable.

Then throw her limp body in the room.

There you go. At least that's what I would do.

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Perhaps.But in American and UK culture today,young people are bombarded with sexual images.Some just want to do it,out of pressure or such.Like it was mentioned before.."to do the deed".



Its no joke...and i dont really give a damn what she thinks.

I still don't see how he needs to rape anyone to accomplish this.

 

[Erzengel]

Interesting, also this is why most people tend to look down on virgins. this young naive virgin guy named Ghostrider84 came on the gamma lounge tonight, and this what he said.

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
thanks...

I went to a strip club, and this stripper seemed to like me.... should I persue it?

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Originally Posted by BRUTAL
You can't be serious.

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
I'm dead serious...

I just turned 21... I've never had a GF.... not even a date befor in my life.... my buddies took me too a club called Silk.... the ladies in there were naked!!! i was shocked... but turned on... I sat in the back, because I was afraid.... but then one approaced me, and actually talked to me... it was really nice.... I bought her a few drinks too.... she told me to come again becase she though I was cute....

i think I'm in love

she liked Smirnoff ice just like me.... I swear... it was destiny for me to go there that night....

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
no, I only paid a 20 cover charge.... she approached me before I paid her... plus I bought her some drinks for being nice....

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
nope.... Fantasia....

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
I am not ******ed and this is not a JOKE..... I'm afraid to ask my friends for advice because I thik they will be jealous of me...

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
NO I DIDN"T...... i thought you guys were cool.... I guess I was wrong...

she didn't ask for one penny... I gave her money becuase she was nice... plus, she said she was in college.......

I might go back tonight to see if she's working again.....

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
no it's NOT.... you suck.... I'm soo happy for what I think I have found... and all you people do is tell me I'm ******ed.... I've waited my whole life for a gril like Fantasia... and you people are just envious of me....

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
sure... but I'm leaving now.... you can all discuss how cool it would be to be me tonight though.... go for it

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Originally Posted by Ghostrider84
okay... I gotta run to the bank.... then I'm off to "silk"

I will get a pic with her tonight... and her number too.... maybe we can hang out this weekend... she can meet my mom!!!!! YES.... things are turning around for Simon.... yes!!!!

This is such an act it's not even funny.