Help J Alba's Lover Choose a New Username

[Erzengel]

Have your heard the news? JAL has turned over a new leaf. He's no longer obsessed with Jessica Alba and is looking on creating a new reputation that doesn't revolve around Alba.

But he needs your help, he can't think of one. So we need you to be as creative as possible.

Please, post here what you think JAL's new name should be.

Serious postings, please.

 

[Immortalfire]

StarHawk

 

[Erzengel]

Mr. Bojangles

 

[StrainedEyes]

Applesauce

 

[Prison Mike]

Killer Killingston

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Killer Killingston

lol.

 

[DDS]

M Fox's Lover

Ok, in all seriousness...what exactly are you into, JAL (other than hot celebrities)?

 

[JayCaz]

what about JUST JAL

 

[Immortalfire]

C Underwood's Lover...oh wait, that's me.

 

[Immortalfire]

M Fox's Lover

Ok, in all seriousness...what exactly are you into, JAL (other than hot celebrities)?

He's into watching movies about murderous psychos that butcher hot women and studly guys.

 

[Prison Mike]

he's into horror movies so how about Stabby McStabb or Stabbington Stabworth III

 

[The Apatow Crew]

He's into watching movies about murderous psychos butchering hot women and studly guys.

I also like comedies.. So thank you very much.

 

[Erzengel]

Take us through a day in the life of JAL.

 

[bunk]

It should just be a symbol. Like Prince was at one point.

 

[StrainedEyes]

Horror Queen

 

[Eggyman]

I bet it starts and ends with fapping

 

[JayCaz]

Jal Voorhies

 

[Erzengel]

So does most people here.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I bet it starts and ends with fapping

JAL's new name should be

Fap Fap Fap

 

[Immortalfire]

It should just be a symbol. Like Prince was at one point.

I think we have a winner.... The Hype Member Formerly Known As JAL

 

[Eggyman]

Palm Lover

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Maybe the Ladies Man.

 

[AndThePickles]

KipFTW

 

[Eggyman]

JAL's new name should be

Fap Fap Fap

I like it! Simple, easy to remember.

 

[Erzengel]

I was thinking just that ATP.

Just like Kel went from Albafan.