Hi guys.

[heypapajinx]

Turn offs:

Thin lips
Ugly hands
Pear shape

"why i nevah!!!
that's not what you told ME in our PM correspondence!!!"

 

[heypapajinx]

Somebody's been rummage through Gwar's closet.

*squirts fake blood in your eye*
NOW WILL YOU DATE MEH!!!?!
DATE ME OR I'LL BE FORCED TO FEED YOU TO THE WORM!!!

 

[Kaleb]

she must have a good sense of humour, wear glasses) dark hair and a fairly decent rack.


turn offs : she must not have a penis.

 

[heypapajinx]

she must have a good sense of humour, wear glasses) dark hair and a fairly decent rack.


turn offs : she must not have a penis.

where did you get my picture from!?

oh wait. you said NOT have a penis.
just give me a year and i won't.

 

[Kaleb]

where did you get my picture from!?

oh wait. you said NOT have a penis.
just give me a year and i won't.

. .

 

[heypapajinx]

. .

 

[Hades]

Breathing is always a plus.

 

[heypapajinx]

Breathing is always a plus.

i can just see you shrugging to yourself after you posted this and saying
"meh, or not".

 

[vibeke_T]

Hell yes. I don't check out abs much, not a big fan. I also check out forearms and calves. See if they're nice n strong. I notice parts that are probably insignificant to another.

LOL DIABEETUS!!!

 

[Hades]

I suppose so...

 

[vibeke_T]

did you see gunny's avatar?

 

[Hades]

Yes, I love it.

 

[GunBlade]

LOL DIABEETUS!!!

The beetis, baby. Hahaha.

 

[vibeke_T]

the quaker oats man = pimpalicious

 

[Abaddon]

"why i nevah!!!
that's not what you told ME in our PM correspondence!!!"

LMFAO!!!!!t:

 

[heypapajinx]

LMFAO!!!!!t:

*bows*
thank you.
thank you.
*catches bouquet of flowers*
what can i say... my paint skills are matched by no others.
i have created Erz's dream woman in only a few moments.

 

[GunBlade]

My arm hurts.

I'm free this weekend so let's hang, SHH.

 

[Catman]

You're avy is too creepy to hang!

 

[tzarinna]

Good I also wanted to add that I really dig the way a guy walks and talks.
There's one I'm totally jonesin for that walks all cock strong. *swoons* I can tell who he is from 10 stories plus,that's how distinguished his walk and presence is. A+ This one also has a take notice,commanding voice. He's dress is classic construction foreman.
Now the latino I'm scoping has a nice soccer player body. Lordy! I know he speaks English but I've yet to hear what he sounds like when he does,only the spanish which is meh. Oh and he's a good dresser. Lol.

Damn Spring Fever.

 

[GunBlade]

I know right. Spring = Sex everywhere.

 

[Ben Urich]

I know right. Spring = Sex everywhere.

I'm having sex tomorrow

 

[GunBlade]

I'm having sex tomorrow

 

[terry78]

I know right. Spring = Sex everywhere.

Stop using that phrase I hate. You'll never get any dick that way.

 

[GunBlade]

Hahaha Terry. Funny enough, I remember you stating that in your thread, that's why I said it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"why i nevah!!!
that's not what you told ME in our PM correspondence!!!"

Ha, you inspired me to make an awesome monster, the Erzbane.