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Just like Sean Connery was. I can just picture that brain-storming session.
"Hey guys, we're doing a movie about a Scottish guy, with big chunks of it set in the Scottish Highlands. Who should we get to play the lead.
"How about Christopher Lambert?"
"Is he Scottish? Heck can he even speak English?
"No but who cares? He looks good."
"Genius. So who do we get to play the Egyptian who works for the King of Spain?"
"Oh I know, Sean Connery."
"But he's ACTUALLY Scottish, and we want him to play and Egyptian/Spaniard?"
"Why not, no one will know the difference?"
"Brilliant guys, all of you. Now let's go get lunch, meeting adjourned."
LOL, this really is great. And so true.
Lambert is one of those actors where miscasting him in a role somehow makes the movie better. Take Mortal Kombat for example. He was SOOOOOO the wrong choice to play Raiden that you have to wonder if the casting director was doing meth. And yet his awful performance somehow made the movie better! It's like, whenever the plot seems to drag or one of the other more boring (but still bad) actors delivers some lame line about honor or justice or revenge or some other bullsh**, Lambert swoops right in there and gives you his little "I don't think so... heh heh heh" and instantly the movie is enjoyable again.