How did your parents explain to you the birds and the Bee's?

[NOFX]

They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so... what was yours?

 

[Peacekeeper]

"Use a condom." .

They actually never explained it to me... I learned by myself, and eventually after we'd watched R movies together, my mom would go, "Fast forward it" and my dad would go, "I think he knows what's going on."

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

mine didn't bother.

 

[Boy Wonder '04]

They havnt spoken about it with me. But I learnt how they feel about it by the way they react to certain situations... still, they dont know about me having sex nearly every night!

 

[BK]

They just told me to use a condom.

 

[Frantik]

Originally posted by Boy Wonder '04
They havnt spoken about it with me. But I learnt how they feel about it by the way they react to certain situations... still, they dont know about me having sex nearly every night!

Everynight?
Wow!
Are you good or just lucky

 

[BK]

He's just rich.

 

[Go Web Go!]

They didn't explain...TV did...

 

[NOFX]

Originally posted by Go Web Go!
They didn't explain...TV did...

You mean they didnt explain it......SPICE channel did

 

[DarkKnightJRK]

They basically told me how a baby is made, how they had sex in order to have me. They basically didn't bother with the "Stork laid the egg" bulls**t, for that I thank them. That would be stupid to not tell them.

 

[Spider-Storm]

Originally posted by NOFX
They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so... what was yours?

I hate to say this but, that's sad
But if u here they musta had sex!

 

[Batman15]

Originally posted by NOFX
They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so... what was yours?

gimme a second here to laugh

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... omg... BWAHAHAHAHA.

anyways, i learned in like fourth grade from firneds in school and tv and stuff.

 

[GunBlade]

Originally posted by Odin's Lapdog
mine didn't bother.

Mine too. Learned on my own.

 

[litlgreendude]

ya i had to learn on my own....

 

[Doomed_hero]

They used sock puppets.

 

[Childlike Wild]

I still don't know. This board is continually corrupting my little ol' mind, though.

 

[Spider-Nerd]

they didn't....

 

[Spider-Nerd]

actually now that I think about it, they told me to respect women and stuff.

 

[Gamestar2004]

My mum left that too my Dad. He told me every now and then that I should get a girl and 'F*** her up the p***y'. Pretty straight forward, sometimes he would explain while not sober.

 

[PurplePenisPrancer]

Never have...hope they never do

 

[Boy Wonder '04]

Originally posted by Frantik
Everynight?
Wow!
Are you good or just lucky

A bit of both. But it isnt that cool. I always feel so guilty because normally its with other girls...

 

[Savage]

I caught my parents doing it and my mom said "he was helping me... make a baby"...I just pieced it together from then on...Didn't really get an in depth view till she got "the tape" which I watched when I was like 9...A little too much info at the time.

 

[Savage]

Oh yeah, and when my brother and I got noisy she'd hand us porno mags to shut us up...Still not sure why she did that but hey it worked.

 

[TheCheshireCat]

They bought me some book..which was useless because I have cable

 

[Dark Carnage]

I saw an advert for condoms and asked what they were.

I was about 6/7 so my Dad started drawing diagrams.