How did your parents explain to you the birds and the Bee's?

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  1. NOFX

    NOFX Registered

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    They told me that sex was evil. That if I'd kissed a girl that she become pregnant. This all happen when I was in jr high so...:( what was yours?
     
  2. Peacekeeper

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    "Use a condom." :confused:.

    They actually never explained it to me... I learned by myself, and eventually after we'd watched R movies together, my mom would go, "Fast forward it" and my dad would go, "I think he knows what's going on."
     
  3. Odin's Lapdog

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    mine didn't bother.
     
  4. Boy Wonder '04

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    They havnt spoken about it with me. But I learnt how they feel about it by the way they react to certain situations... still, they dont know about me having sex nearly every night! ;)
     
  5. BK

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    They just told me to use a condom. :o
     
  6. Frantik

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    Everynight?
    Wow!
    Are you good or just lucky;)
     
  7. BK

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    He's just rich.
     
  8. Go Web Go!

    Go Web Go! Shhhhhhhh!

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    They didn't explain...TV did...

    :)
     
  9. NOFX

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    You mean they didnt explain it......SPICE channel did:D
     
  10. DarkKnightJRK

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    They basically told me how a baby is made, how they had sex in order to have me. They basically didn't bother with the "Stork laid the egg" bulls**t, for that I thank them. That would be stupid to not tell them.
     
  11. Spider-Storm

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    I hate to say this but, that's sad :(
    But if u here they musta had sex!:rolleyes: :)
     
  12. Batman15

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    gimme a second here to laugh

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... omg... BWAHAHAHAHA.

    anyways, i learned in like fourth grade from firneds in school and tv and stuff.
     
  13. GunBlade

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    Mine too. Learned on my own. :)
     
  14. litlgreendude

    litlgreendude SpringWood Slasher

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    ya i had to learn on my own....
     
  15. Doomed_hero

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    They used sock puppets.
     
  16. Childlike Wild

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    I still don't know. This board is continually corrupting my little ol' mind, though.
     
  17. Spider-Nerd

    Spider-Nerd Bring on the pressure

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    they didn't....
     
  18. Spider-Nerd

    Spider-Nerd Bring on the pressure

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    actually now that I think about it, they told me to respect women and stuff.
     
  19. Gamestar2004

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    My mum left that too my Dad. He told me every now and then that I should get a girl and 'F*** her up the p***y'. Pretty straight forward, sometimes he would explain while not sober. :p
     
  20. PurplePenisPrancer

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    Never have...hope they never do
     
  21. Boy Wonder '04

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    A bit of both. But it isnt that cool. I always feel so guilty because normally its with other girls...:o
     
  22. Savage

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    I caught my parents doing it and my mom said "he was helping me... make a baby"...I just pieced it together from then on...Didn't really get an in depth view till she got "the tape" which I watched when I was like 9...A little too much info at the time.
     
  23. Savage

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    Oh yeah, and when my brother and I got noisy she'd hand us porno mags to shut us up...Still not sure why she did that but hey it worked.
     
  24. TheCheshireCat

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    They bought me some book..which was useless because I have cable :o
     
  25. Dark Carnage

    Dark Carnage Leo Zeppelin

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    I saw an advert for condoms and asked what they were.

    I was about 6/7 so my Dad started drawing diagrams.
     

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