How do you convince...

lol, everybody calls the cops. I love that one recording where this lady calls the cops,

"Help, my daughter is out of control!"

"Do you want us to shoot her?"

lol. That guy friggin' rules. :yay:

Anyhoos. Yes. Tell the girl you don't like what she's doing, but tell her to tell the dude to pull out. :huh:

Please tell me you have link for that...
 
A 19 year old can be in college on his or her way to establishing education for a career.

A 14 year old can technically still be in 8th grade.

Are you trying to get out of a rise out of people here or are you seriously this ignorant?
All he means is that 19 year old guys ain't exactly the pinnacle of maturity either.
 
lol, everybody calls the cops. I love that one recording where this lady calls the cops,

"Help, my daughter is out of control!"

"Do you want us to shoot her?"

lol. That guy friggin' rules. :yay:

Anyhoos. Yes. Tell the girl you don't like what she's doing, but tell her to tell the dude to pull out. :huh:
Didn't see that one...but that sounds about right.
 
I sent her a message on myspace but she hasn't been on yet. We'll see how it goes.

Here's what I wrote:


To continue what we were talking about last night...
Well, of course it isn't real, but it's stories are. Believe me. All that stuff really happens.

Everything in that show is real stuff. I've seen it all happen.

Be careful. I know you think you're indestructible at this age, but really, you're very vunerable.

Seriously, why would a 19 year old guy be "interested" in a 14 year old girl? 19 is the prime/peak sexual age. Why not find a hypersexual 19 year old girl?

The fact that you think you should "hook up" is just a sign of how vulnerable and naive you are.

Look, I'm not your parents and I can't tell you what to do, but I think they'd agree with me.

****, be smart.
 
A 19 year old can be in college on his or her way to establishing education for a career.

A 14 year old can technically still be in 8th grade.

Are you trying to get out of a rise out of people here or are you seriously this ignorant?

He might be mature age-wise, but sexually, he could still be immature.
 
I sent her a message on myspace but she hasn't been on yet. We'll see how it goes.

Here's what I wrote:


To continue what we were talking about last night...
Well, of course it isn't real, but it's stories are. Believe me. All that stuff really happens.

Everything in that show is real stuff. I've seen it all happen.

Be careful. I know you think you're indestructible at this age, but really, you're very vunerable.

Seriously, why would a 19 year old guy be "interested" in a 14 year old girl? 19 is the prime/peak sexual age. Why not find a hypersexual 19 year old girl?

The fact that you think you should "hook up" is just a sign of how vulnerable and naive you are.

Look, I'm not your parents and I can't tell you what to do, but I think they'd agree with me.

****, be smart.

What show are you talking about?
 
All he means is that 19 year old guys ain't exactly the pinnacle of maturity either.
No he's back peddling.

If you add that to his earlier post, he basically is placing the blame on the girl and stating well he's a boy and horny.
 
What show are you talking about?

Oh yeah. I forgot about context.

Last night/this morning while we were talking about this I said "Hasn't Degrassi taught you anything?" and she said "WTF? Degrassi soesnt have anything to do with this. Its not even real!"
 
lol, everybody calls the cops. I love that one recording where this lady calls the cops,

"Help, my daughter is out of control!"

"Do you want us to shoot her?"

lol. That guy friggin' rules. :yay:

Anyhoos. Yes. Tell the girl you don't like what she's doing, but tell her to tell the dude to pull out. :huh:

Actually....you contact the 19 year old and tell him that you will prosecute him for statutory rape if he has sex with your daughter and that you ar5e calling the police.....then you contact the police....and tell them that you have warned him of this....if they say they don't want to get involved....remind them of the statutory rape laws, tell them you are contacting the city council and mayor.....before long, the 19 year old will be sticking to girls of the right age.
 
Actually....you contact the 19 year old and tell him that you will prosecute him for statutory rape if he has sex with your daughter and that you ar5e calling the police.....then you contact the police....and tell them that you have warned him of this....if they say they don't want to get involved....remind them of the statutory rape laws, tell them you are contacting the city council and mayor.....before long, the 19 year old will be sticking to girls of the right age.

But he's only two years older than her. :dry: So. He's going to contact the parents first? :huh:

Anyway, here's that audio recording of the call, lol.

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/50183/Do_You_Want_Us_To_Shoot_Her.html

The silence after he says it is just... :D
 
Oh yeah. I forgot about context.

Last night/this morning while we were talking about this I said "Hasn't Degrassi taught you anything?" and she said "WTF? Degrassi soesnt have anything to do with this. Its not even real!"

WTF is Degrassi?
 
You mean, Canadians have shows that aren't aboot hockey?
 
It's this Canadian show about a school (grades 7-12) and these kids that make bad choices and do their best to make it through.
It sucks. It's like Beverly Hills 90210, only in junior high.
 
Probably, but at least a lil common sense not to be diddling a jr. high school girl. :whatever:

Obviously, he's showing bad judgment, I'm not saying otherwise. But these kinds of things are not surprising nowadays, unfortunately. College-aged dudes are pretty much horny, any way you think about it.

But yeah, he should be arrested if he ends up screwing her. Which he will if no one stops the both of them.
 
Obviously, he's showing bad judgment, I'm not saying otherwise. But these kinds of things are not surprising nowadays, unfortunately. College-aged dudes are pretty much horny, any way you think about it.
But yeah, he should be arrested if he ends up screwing her. Which he will if no one stops the both of them.

I'm not in college, but I'm also pretty horny and you don't see me hanging around 6th graders trying to get some.

Now, you're putting pressure on me. :cmad:
 
Quiet you. I can't actually think of one show that has hockey in it.


"The Tournament" Great show. Its kind of like "The Office." But about obsessive hockey parents.
Its funny, because I'm doing a documentary on Canadian television in my Media Studies class! Also I'll soon be writting a sitcom thats basicly one big "F*** you!" to Degrassi. lol
 
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But he's only two years older than her. So. He's going to contact the parents first? Anyway, here's that audio recording of the call, lol.
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LADY:Thats not funny Mike!

When you know the name of the 911 operator you either live in a really small town or call VERY often.

Thanks btw.

And back to the tread topic. I find it funny, cause I feel sick because of the idea of dating a girl a year younger then me. But have zero issues with the idea of dating a girl a year older then me.
 
How do you convince a 14 year old girl to not want to go out with a 19 year old guy?



This is an excellent question, young one. I shall give you two answers.

1) Tell her the truth. 19 year old guys hit on 14 year old girls because women their own age are experienced enough not to go out with them, because the guy is a loser. 14 year old girls go out with 19 year old guys because it makes them feel mature; an adult man thinks they're good enough! Besides, it's a step up from the boys their own age, who they often consider losers.

2) Convince her parents to pretend they love this guy. She'll dump him in a heartbeat.


Super Mark, the Love Doctor (said with a deep voice)
 

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