How do you read a girl?

[Colossal Spoons]

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You'd be surprised at how effective "ignoring her" is in most situations.

 

[AndThePickles]

You know what's funny? ATP is givin away all the secrets to the woman-games that she doesn't play. She's helpin everybody out....but me lol.

Hey, just be happy that I don't play games lol. I still help you out plenty

 

[Master Chief]

Wait, inside women are sudoku puzzles, and that's what makes women women? And I solve sudoku puzzles everyday? What the f**kles does that make me?!?!

 

[terry78]

^Was Exotica Blowjobski already taken?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

lol. My friend suggested this earlier. Her name would have been Jessica Pierce...He had a story planned out and everything...

Try that **** while you have little to lose, no offense

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey, just be happy that I don't play games lol. I still help you out plenty

Go Saints!

 

[Tangled Web]

Guys don't seem to realize that girls can turn that **** on and off like that. I love him, I hate him, I love him, I hate him.

So true.

Let's leave the mommy issues for another thread.
seriously man, you know you need to do to totally get back at her?
forget about her, don't get offended don't care, again, at you age
thousands of chicks, thousands!!!
DO NOT waste your time on one that's obviously not worth it.
I say this because when you post tomorow about how you called her and she totally said she was sorry and you're in love again I can direct you to this post and call you a dumbass.

I won't. I won't waste my time on her. But what do I do if she calls me up and tries to apologize?

 

[kytrigger]

Try that **** while you have little to lose, no offense

why do I have a feeling that you want him to try this just because you're curious to see if it works?

 

[AndThePickles]

Go Saints!

You just stated yourself that I don't play games, so don't try to make it look like I do now

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Wait, inside women are sudoku puzzles, and that's what makes women women? And I solve sudoku puzzles everyday? What the f**kles does that make me?!?!

Once you stop playing Halo and taking pictures of yourelf for the Hype long enough to go out in search of poon, you're gonna be rakin' it in!

 

[Master Chief]

Once you stop playing Halo and taking pictures of yourelf for the Hype long enough to go out in search of poon, you're gonna be rakin' it in!

Damn dood. That is awesome. But. I don't want to get any poon since. They're all like. My buddies!

 

[terry78]

 

[Colossal Spoons]

why do I have a feeling that you want him to try this just because you're curious to see if it works?

You're right. It's one tactic I was never able to deploy when I was "on the hunt". So I'm curious.

 

[kytrigger]

So true.

I won't. I won't waste my time on her. But what do I do if she calls me up and tries to apologize?

tell her that it's okay, and that you're sure she didn't mean to hurt you, but that you don't need that ****. She'll either realize what she did and stop doing it, or she'll know she can't pull that **** with you.

 

[kytrigger]

You're right. It's one tactic I was never able to deploy when I wan "on the hunt". So I'm curious.

actually, my interest is peaked as well.....

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Damn dood. That is awesome. But. I don't want to get any poon since. They're all like. My buddies!

Every broad in your town is your buddy?

 

[terry78]

I hate to get all Chris Rock, but every girl I've known as a friend I have thought about ****ing. Maybe it's neanderthal, but even the ones I've just chilled with and talked to as guys I've wondered what their orgasm face is like. I'm a bad man.

 

[Master Chief]

Every broad in your town is your buddy?

If I were to pursue them for such a thing, that's how it would probably end up. Unless a chick starts putting the moves on me, then that's totally hot and... score!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

How many threads are you gonna make like this man?

 

[Tangled Web]

Try that **** while you have little to lose, no offense

Why not? I seriously have little to lose. I don't see how she'd be able to find out.

Seriously though, she could have a cool back story. Like, she likes The Beatles and watching sports with me. oooh, I could give her a flaw, like she makes fun of me. Yeah, and then I could get this girl to give me sympathy and get her jealous at the same time. Yeah...

Actually, I agree with you this time Goliath. I don't think it's a good idea either.

 

[Crooklyn]

If I were to pursue them for such a thing, that's how it would probably end up. Unless a chick starts putting the moves on me, then that's totally hot and... score!

Lol, you're definitely still in the closet.

 

[kytrigger]

If I were to pursue them for such a thing, that's how it would probably end up. Unless a chick starts putting the moves on me, then that's totally hot and... score!

nothign wrong with getting it on with a female friend. If you're afraid the friendship will end or something then look at it this way, if you're friendship can overcome a small thing like penetration, then how good of a friendship could it be?

 

[AndThePickles]

Friends with benefits, there ya go Chief.

 

[Master Chief]

I was watching Scrubs, and that whole sex buddies arc was on a few days ago. At 3 in the morning. ANd I thought, "Hay, that'd be cool!" But I'm too lazy.

Lol, you're definitely still in the closet.

I'm like, love shy lite. I just think it's super hot when the womans takes charge. Nothing's more awesome than getting outplayed if it all turns out all right at the end.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

How many threads are you gonna make like this man?

and people complain about me. hmmph!

TW, you got these two givin you ****. Your rep is in danger unless you bang a hot broad quickly!