How do you read a girl?

[Mr Sparkle]

I won't. I won't waste my time on her. But what do I do if she calls me up and tries to apologize?

you already know this and you just want me to tell you.
your brain is right...follow it.
IGNORE HER!
again, I can't say this enough.
TONS of girls.


tons!!!!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Why not? I seriously have little to lose. I don't see how she'd be able to find out.

Seriously though, she could have a cool back story. Like, she likes The Beatles and watching sports with me. oooh, I could give her a flaw, like she makes fun of me. Yeah, and then I could get this girl to give me sympathy and get her jealous at the same time. Yeah...

Actually, I agree with you this time Goliath. I don't think it's a good idea either.

If you want the girls you rope in to do crazy **** to you in the sack, you have to make your fake woman out to be a wild child. Women have this crazy need to 1-up each other

 

[kytrigger]

I was watching Scrubs, and that whole sex buddies arc was on a few days ago. At 3 in the morning. ANd I thought, "Hay, that'd be cool!" But I'm too lazy.



I'm like, love shy lite. I just think it's super hot when the womans takes charge. Nothing's more awesome than getting outplayed if it all turns out all right at the end.

wait, you're too lazy to have sex?

 

[AndThePickles]

I was watching Scrubs, and that whole sex buddies arc was on a few days ago. At 3 in the morning. ANd I thought, "Hay, that'd be cool!" But I'm too lazy.

Too.....lazy......to have.....sex?!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

TW, you got these two givin you ****. Your rep is in danger unless you bang a hot broad quickly!

seriously, those dudes should be kind of ashamed that a 14 year old at least has Girl trouble, you know? cuz he knows real girls and junk.

 

[terry78]

If you're too lazy, just let her be on top. Though make sure to grab the pelvis periodically just to make like you're actually controlling her.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Too much Halo!

 

[Master Chief]

wait, you're too lazy to have sex?

Too.....lazy......to have.....sex?!

...Holy crap.

 

[kytrigger]

If you're too lazy, just let her be on top. Though make sure to grab the pelvis periodically just to make like you're actually controlling her.

This is somehow reminding me of that Hugh Hefner orgy thread...

 

[Tangled Web]

If you want the girls you rope in to do crazy **** to you in the sack, you have to make your fake woman out to be a wild child. Women have this crazy need to 1-up each other

Ok. I'll do it, if you help.

I've only drank two, how the **** am I agreeing to do this?

Yeah, if she catches me in the lie, I can pass it off as satire or an avant garde statement. She's that gullible.

 

[AndThePickles]

If you want the girls you rope in to do crazy **** to you in the sack, you have to make your fake woman out to be a wild child. Women have this crazy need to 1-up each other

Haha you're dead on with that one Tell her your last woman dressed up like a nurse for you and she'll get a better costume, find theme music AND let you put it in her booty.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ok. I'll do it, if you help.

I've only drank two, how the **** am I agreeing to do this?

Yeah, if she catches me in the lie, I can pass it off as satire or an avant garde statement. She's that gullible.

How would she catch you, you don't have to be seen with your fake-woman

I've only had one drink, how am I advising you to do this?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Haha you're dead on with that one Tell her your last woman dressed up like a nurse for you and she'll get a better costume, find theme music AND let you put it in her booty.

Wtf woman lol, where did I find you?

 

[Tangled Web]

TW, you got these two givin you ****. Your rep is in danger unless you bang a hot broad quickly!

JAL: How many Jessica Alba threads have you made?

GAH: Virginity treating you well?

 

[Crooklyn]

Haha you're dead on with that one Tell her your last woman dressed up like a nurse for you and she'll get a better costume, find theme music AND let you put it in her booty.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

people, please..."stop playing those games!"

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I lay down the bait, ATP spills the beans, you all take notes. Don't say I never gave you anything.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

JAL: How many Jessica Alba threads have you made?

GAH: Virginity treating you well?

GAH lost his V-card, I'm 84% sure of this.

 

[Tangled Web]

Haha you're dead on with that one Tell her your last woman dressed up like a nurse for you and she'll get a better costume, find theme music AND let you put it in her booty.

**** it. I'm doing it for sure. I'll tell her that the reason I was upset is because I cancelled a date with JP for her. And then I'll have some excellent story to tell a few weeks later and then she'll try to top it.


I don't know why I have a feeling that this won't work. It's like some tyop or I Love Lucy erotica.

 

[Crooklyn]

I lay down the bait, ATP spills the beans, you all take notes. Don't say I never gave you anything.

That's assuming everyone in this thread doesn't know all of this already.

 

[terry78]

people, please..."stop playing those games!"

The only brother in that picture is on his shirt. That's ****ed up.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

That's assuming everyone in this thread doesn't know all of this already.

You're a well travelled man, this is for all the TW's on the Hype.

 

[AndThePickles]

Wtf woman lol, where did I find you?

From the planet Wonderful :heart:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

**** it. I'm doing it for sure. I'll tell her that the reason I was upset is because I cancelled a date with JP for her. And then I'll have some excellent story to tell a few weeks later and then she'll try to top it.


I don't know why I have a feeling that this won't work. It's like some tyop or I Love Lucy erotica.

Make it work! Just don't get too elaborate. Keep the details short and mysterious.

 

[Crooklyn]

You're a well travelled man, this is for all the TW's on the Hype.

I'm beginning to think this was a ploy by JAL/GAH (holy crap that sounds like a covert group ) to recruit members into their clan. They're setting us all up.